bwfc_sue Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 I sometimes wear a nappy, just in case Save you p?ssing in the wardrobe I suppose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 16, 2008 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2008 Save you p?ssing in the wardrobe I suppose! you'd think so wouldn't you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Jersey boxers for me and nomatter how warm or cold I always sleep with one leg uncovered and slightly bent. Strange as it sounds, my two dowters sleep exactly the same, on their side, one leg out with the duvet tucked in between. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 nomatter how warm or cold I always sleep with one leg uncovered. haha, that's me in summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Shorts for me as I once got bit on my nob by a mossy! I thought it was crabs as I scratched for days! Come to think of it it could of been crabs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 bollock naked... head trapped in between two pillows...so i don't hear a sound... always wake up with a john stalker as well come rain, shine or whatever.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Tongue Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Jersey boxers for me and nomatter how warm or cold I always sleep with one leg uncovered and slightly bent. Strange as it sounds, my two dowters sleep exactly the same, on their side, one leg out with the duvet tucked in between. Kin ell - you didnt know me mam 36 years ago did you Smiffs??! I'm a one leg benter and uncovered chap too. I go Commando though - no matter the weather.. - unless the wifes hanging off me that is......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 head trapped in between two pillows...so i don't hear a sound... made me think of Planes, Trains & Automobiles that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 As i'm a massive loser i'm a short & tshirt PJ's man. generally bought by aunties etc for christmas and birthdays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted May 16, 2008 Members Share Posted May 16, 2008 IMHO, Yes. And I'm the same. So exactly what is the PLSC tee shirt being used for then? The nightwear claim was a fib eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 (edited) always wake up with a john stalker as well come rain, shine or whatever.. Isnt is a bugger though when you need a piss first thing, and end up trying to bend it towards the bog. Doris compains bitterly if I spash the floortiles, understandably, but short of pissing into the the sink, its one of lifes problems us blokes just have to deal with. Edited May 16, 2008 by Smiffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Just piss in the shower... ok there's a chance it may catch you on the chin... just concentrate on keeping your mouth shut... think on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dci_bwfc Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Just piss in the shower... ok there's a chance it may catch you on the chin... just concentrate on keeping your mouth shut... think on... Just made me think about that film 40 year old virgin, very amused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 16, 2008 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2008 (edited) always wake up with a john stalker as well come rain, shine or whatever.. Isnt is a bugger though when you need a piss first thing, and end up trying to bend it towards the bog. Doris compains bitterly if I spash the floortiles, understandably, but short of pissing into the the sink, its one of lifes problems us blokes just have to deal with. Just piss in the shower... ok there's a chance it may catch you on the chin... just concentrate on keeping your mouth shut... think on... one of the finest one twos have read on here in some time the thing that always does me, is when you bend it back, think you've got the aim right, and then it fires out at a completely unexpected angle which you just cannot account for and when you think you have that one under control, all of a sudden, two streams emerge that said, watching the streams come back to form one can be a thing of great natural beauty Edited May 16, 2008 by ZicoKelly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 (edited) Zico, in medical terms it is known as the 'bladder force versus penis flacidity ratio'. The two piss-streams is just a manky foreskin. Edited May 16, 2008 by Smiffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 (edited) two streams emerge Thought that was just me! Edit...erm Cheers Smiffs Edited May 16, 2008 by jayjayoghani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 The two piss-streams is just a manky foreskin. or dried cum in the Japanese winker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 or dried cum in the Japanese winker. phew... I thought it was my clamidia coming back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 16, 2008 Author Share Posted May 16, 2008 So exactly what is the PLSC tee shirt being used for then? The nightwear claim was a fib eh? Loungewear, flower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted May 16, 2008 Moderators Share Posted May 16, 2008 that said, watching the streams come back to form one can be a thing of great natural beauty It's like a multi-directional ornamental garden fountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Doris sometimes asks if I've got a rose on the end of my knob (the watering can variety). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfc_sue Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Seeing as this thread has totally gone off topic, (now there's a suprise!) any wenches tried to pee like a chap? Stood up I mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 that said, watching the streams come back to form one can be a thing of great natural beauty Especially when the morning light hits it....the colours are spectacular Mainly yellow / orange i'll admit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luczka Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Just piss in the shower... ok there's a chance it may catch you on the chin... just concentrate on keeping your mouth shut... think on... Sounds like charlie from me,myself and irene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 always wake up with a john stalker as well come rain, shine or whatever.. I always try and tuck it in my boxers but it always sticks out over the top bit like a bald man peeping over the garden fence........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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