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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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how has a loverly girl like that not managed to find herself a bloke?

 

if you see me add her as a friend on fbook, it's only so I can offer her advice on her quest, though I'm really not sure where she's going wrong

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Am i getting old or does anyone else fear for the standards of English in our country when kids under 20 seem to type like spastics?

 

n its in the toilet newayz so it dunt matter haha

 

surely it can't be that much harder to write 'it's in the toilets anyway so it doesn't matter'

 

FS - 26yr old grumpy old man

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Am i getting old or does anyone else fear for the standards of English in our country when kids under 20 seem to type like spastics?

surely it can't be that much harder to write 'it's in the toilets anyway so it doesn't matter'

 

FS - 26yr old grumpy old man

 

least your still young enough to decipher it! I soon gave up and just looked at the pictures.

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You seen the fella in the munich top commenting on her picture??

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I can't actually understand a word written on that link.

 

Now I'm all for a language developing and being organic. Christ, if English wasn't such a wonderful language to start with we'd all still be talking in yea's, yores and hey nonny nonnies. Orwell, the Nostradamus of our time even said this would happen (Newspeak anybody?).

 

However, what the yoof of today are doing to it is nothing short of obscene. The only positive I can draw is that people who bother to learn the language are assured employment for as long as they like. These pavement-scrapers are destined for a life of jobseekers allowance and frotting.

 

For the record, I'd tear the lass in the picture a new one if I was bored enough but she'd have to settle for a dirty sanchez as a leaving present.

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It is a lot like Clockwork Orange in fact, unruly youth conversing in a language unknown to society at large. At least the Clockwork Orange droogies liked to commit rape and pillage to Mozart, the current breed couldn't tell the difference between Mozart and a poke in the eye with a shitty stick.

 

Hopefully this condition is nothing a fierce and prolonged beating won't cure as I plan to launch my coup soon.

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It is a lot like Clockwork Orange in fact, unruly youth conversing in a language unknown to society at large. At least the Clockwork Orange droogies liked to commit rape and pillage to Mozart, the current breed couldn't tell the difference between Mozart and a poke in the eye with a shitty stick.

 

Hopefully this condition is nothing a fierce and prolonged beating won't cure as I plan to launch my coup soon.

 

Ah that's it then.

 

But seeing as you've gone off topic - could I be so rude as to ask - would you stuff her with your love truncheon? or not?

Edited by Smiley
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