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friend of mine was desperate for a poo, when we were at Burnden, and he had to use the "facilities" under the Burnden Paddock. the problem was this was after half time, he had already started "hovering" and squeezed a nugget or two out, when he realised the loo roll had been p?ssed on. He ended up just having to watch the remainder of the half "unwiped" and promptly dashed across to Churchills after the game to clean himself up a bit. How we laughed

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I used to hover over one particular toilet if I needed a tinkle. I considered it my lucky toilet till we lost to Oldham int FA cup and I tinkled in that one no more!

It was only ever a tinkle, as ladies don't poo in public you see! :pardon:

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Didnt one lad go for a shite at half time then fell asleep and woke up 3 int morning with Burnden quiet and locked up?

 

name that game

 

 

go on then

 

 

Ipswich in the league cup

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Coming back from stag do in magamuf in august a lad with us shat himself just approaching passport control. Everyone queing in them dead long lines was laughing and off he went to bog in disgrace. His shorts were soiled to fcuk - NO IT WASNT ME

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The deadly combination of King Bill ale & Burnden 3 for ?1 pies struck me down once.

 

Wolves at home, in the Burnden Paddock, I had to slay the beast.

 

As stated earlier the bogs made them in Trainspotting look feckin luxury.

 

So as Jimmy Phillips struck that screamer, I was doing a Dambusters.

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The deadly combination of King Bill ale & Burnden 3 for ?1 pies struck me down once.

 

Wolves at home, in the Burnden Paddock, I had to slay the beast.

 

As stated earlier the bogs made them in Trainspotting look feckin luxury.

 

So as Jimmy Phillips struck that screamer, I was doing a Dambusters.

 

:rofl: i'd forgotten about Burnden 3 for ?1 pie shop

 

and for the record, i've never shat mesen at a football ground.

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bournemouth on the tues night when we won 2-1,

 

after a full day on the pop.

 

some people would say the coach journey to macedonia as well.

 

 

and the plane to and from Lisbon, I think Issac may "toodle pipped" a few out too.

 

I sure he cleared the area ouside the bar at manny airport.

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