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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Sorry thats wrong ,its 5% on ground/taxing, 12% during takoff, 13 % climbing to altitude, 6% en route, 16% Descent and approach and the big one 45% landing.

 

Source : boeing, www.planecrashinfo.com

 

 

Fair enough, but I was mainly talking of things going wrong with the plane not pilot error. The take-off and initial climb puts the most strain on the engines and airframe, so this is when faults are much more likely to occur. Sure there are plenty of crashes during landing but most are due to an undercarriage failure or sticking flaps which normally doesn't result in a nasty fireball. Providing the weather is ok, the chances of kicking the bucket in a landing plane is minute. However, if you have some stupid bravado pilot who thinks he can land in the middle gale force cross-winds and on an icy runway then you might well be fooked. :pardon:

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I once ferted at passport control at Newark and I swear the guy checking my passport wanted to shoot me.

 

Funnily enough I never heard that mode of turbulance discussed on Newsnight.

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Was a woman from Grimsby on the radio and whose hubby was on the flight. she keeps calling him on his mobile and it's ringing. I'd say that means the plane . . . or at least the phone; isn't under a mile of salt water.

 

Its quite obvious he's shagging a brass in Rio.

 

smiffs

Columbo has fuck all on me.

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That debris

 

Flotsam

 

or

 

Jetsam?

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Fair enough, but I was mainly talking of things going wrong with the plane not pilot error. The take-off and initial climb puts the most strain on the engines and airframe, so this is when faults are much more likely to occur. Sure there are plenty of crashes during landing but most are due to an undercarriage failure or sticking flaps which normally doesn't result in a nasty fireball. Providing the weather is ok, the chances of kicking the bucket in a landing plane is minute. However, if you have some stupid bravado pilot who thinks he can land in the middle gale force cross-winds and on an icy runway then you might well be fooked. :pardon:

 

That?s what coming into the old Oslo airport used to like, reminded me of the film 633 squadron, coming down the bloody fiord at tree top height watching the snow whistle pass outside the window I?m glad I was normally 3 sheets to the wind :drinks:

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Still, as one of the well heeled types who is always at the front, I have the pleasure of knowing that even if the jet I was on was plummeting towards the earth in a cataclysmic fireball, that as I'd paid for a better seat I'd die fractionally faster and thus be first to the bar at the Jesus Arms.

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Now I'm not one for gossip like (well, mebbe a bit) but I'm aware that one of our number, shall we call him Large vowel?, used to have summat to do with these airbuses things, specifically the wings.

 

He once codged a sofabed together at our new house and only used 2 screws to hold the whole shebang together where the destructions said 6 were required. Yes, it is still in one piece, but think about it. He's now done a runner and is robbing a living with a clipboard at BAE in Wharton.

 

I think we should be told, and never set foot on an airbus again. Well, at least any with wings attached.

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Still, as one of the well heeled types who is always at the front, I have the pleasure of knowing that even if the jet I was on was plummeting towards the earth in a cataclysmic fireball, that as I'd paid for a better seat I'd die fractionally faster and thus be first to the bar at the Jesus Arms.

 

You should sit at the back, planes don't reverse into mountains.

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Still, as one of the well heeled types who is always at the front, I have the pleasure of knowing that even if the jet I was on was plummeting towards the earth in a cataclysmic fireball, that as I'd paid for a better seat I'd die fractionally faster and thus be first to the bar at the Jesus Arms.

 

 

And we don't have to wear those pesky seatbelts thus ensuring we'll go flying forward on impact = instant death. I reckon Jesus'll bar me though, the bloody dogooder!

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Fooking nice one superjohnmcginlay!

 

Watched that clip then noticed the date in the bottom right hand corner. I fly to Rhodes on 24th June. :nea:

 

Sorry pal, your not travelling on a B-52 so you should be ok, then again :pardon:

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Call me old fashioned, but how can you lose a plane? 'Tis a great big thing tha noze. It's like being in your front room and saying you'd lost your couch

 

 

When I worked at Heathrow I once walked into the engine on a Boeing 767 because I didn't see it. I was off work with concussion for days :-k :pardon:

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When I worked at Heathrow I once walked into the engine on a Boeing 767 because I didn't see it. I was off work with concussion for days :-k :pardon:

concussion eh

 

Well I never

 

Perhaps I did just never met somebody who was such a simpleton

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concussion eh

 

Well I never

 

Perhaps I did just never met somebody who was such a simpleton

 

 

How dare you sir!!

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Satan's handy guide

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If Carling did clairification :good:

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