Something a bit different - in light of Frank Spencer and Windsor.

 

I've had none!

 

Stitches in my ankle, knee, eyebrow and head. And plaster on my ankle. That's it for me. Nowt serious.

tonsils out

some operation on my inner ear when I was a baby

hernia operation

broken nose straightened

28 stitches on my face

 

 

I don't know if it counts, but I've also had root canal surgery as well.............and by fuckery that hurt!

I've had a big metal rod put in my back along with various wires and bits out of the surgeons toolbox. Thats left me with a 12" scar down my back and another 6" scar at the top of my arse where they chipped away some bone from my hip to fuse my spine.

Also had a hernia op and an op to remove polyps from up my nose. Never broke a bone just had stitches in my knee and chin from falling off my bike as a kid.

I'm having some Varicose veins stripped out soon, from back of both my legs.

 

It's usually pregnant women or old people who have this done - don't know which category I fit into though?

Snapped my achilles tendon in my left leg twice

staples in my head after getting bottled

Open heart surgery to replace my aortic root

Broke my tibula, filbula & shattered my ankle bone playing footy in '94. 2 operations.

Tore a few muscles in my shoulder playing footy in '02. 1 operation. Probably the most pain I've ever been in after that op.

 

I did same as you Wackers fib,tib and ankle playing 5 a side in 2001.Good as new now after plates,screws etc but airport alarm goes off all the time.

Broke both bones in my my forearm when I were 11, fell off a rope swint the bone had bent and was nearly pushing through the skinit were orrible' had to have an operation where the doctors used a hammer to straighten the bone. Then two season ago at cricket I went to field a ball it were a bit wet I slipped and dislocated my shouler, didnt realise it, stopped the ball stood up and then the pain started, looked at my arm it were like it were hanging off, off to hospital and a pig ugly nurse popped it back.

Had both Lungs reinflated

Apendix out

2 abceses removed from the back of me gob

tore all the lgaments in my left ankle playing footy as a kid

Just the one operation for me on a twisted testicle. AGONY!

 

Does having your teeth out fall in to the category?

Edited June 22, 200917 yr by bwfcryan86

no operations........broken 1 leg 1 shorlder 4 fingers and my arm,s 5 times borth at once

Had a Hernia Op, My Cock stripper of its wrapper, and my knee worked on.

 

But the worst was my Tonsils getting removed, when I was 23.....the worst pain ever!!

I had Gromits put into my ears when i was a nipper

Just the one operation for me on a twisted testicle. AGONY!

 

Does having your teeth out fall in to the category?

 

Had the same as 1st point an think it was called strangulated hernia, god that hurt

 

snip

 

root canal

 

stitches in chin

 

stitches in right knee after falling on jagged can of beans can top

 

broken left ankle

 

septaplasma - nose straightened and shoved 100yds of string up there

 

NEWT MAJOR REALLY

Snapped ankle after being crushed by a lift, been shot in the side, been shot at, been stabbed, been flung from a rolling car, fallen 2 floors down a lift shaft, been elecrocuted by 415v, been carjacked, been jumped walking home pissed by a gang of lads and had concussion for 6 weeks, 3 nose operations, went top to bottom down the escalators at kings cross after it kicked off after the watford play off final and chipped a spinal bone, torn anlke ligaments, torn calf muscle, had head smashed open on kerb, been bottled in face..........................much more

 

 

 

my nickname is lucky

I had Gromits put into my ears when i was a nipper

 

 

Why?

Snapped ankle after being crushed by a lift, been shot in the side, been shot at, been stabbed, been flung from a rolling car, fallen 2 floors down a lift shaft, been elecrocuted by 415v, been carjacked, been jumped walking home pissed by a gang of lads and had concussion for 6 weeks, 3 nose operations, went top to bottom down the escalators at kings cross after it kicked off after the watford play off final and chipped a spinal bone, torn anlke ligaments, torn calf muscle, had head smashed open on kerb, been bottled in face..........................much more

 

 

 

my nickname is lucky

 

Do you tie your shoelaces together before you go out or something?

1965 ish Stitches following an attack by a neighbour's dog.

1969 ish - Tonsils out Bolton Royal Infirmary

1975 ish Exploratory op to try finding part of a bottle which was embedded into my leg during a fight.

1997 The snip

2001 Peri-anal absess . . . that one was a tricky fcker! Apparently started with an ingroing arse hair!

2009 Bi-Lateral Partial Nail Avulsion. (a week ago today) Bloody sore!

 

Back to the Peri-Anal thing, I booked an appointment at my doctor's and was asked, "Will you see Dr Anderson?"

 

"I don't mind." I replied.

 

Anyway, off I limped, knocked on the doctor's door and went in to see a 25 year old with long blonde hair. She was drop-dead gorgeous!

Major operation to allow me to swap heads, Wurzle Gummidge style.

no operations........broken 1 leg 1 shorlder 4 fingers and my arm,s 5 times borth at once

 

I miss Traf, if only for his translations

I was working away and was ill for 3 days, the American military doctors were not to sure what was wrong with me so took out my appendix.......3 days later and still in pain they found out I had an abcess in my arse (wouldnt wish it on my worse enemy (well maybe a few united fans)), turned out there was nothing wrong with my appendix after all.

 

Also had ops on my Knee ligaments, wisdom teeth, tonsils and had numerous stitches on my head, oh and septic arthritis in my knee at the grand old age of 19

He's a clumsy cunt.

Major operation to allow me to swap heads, Wurzle Gummidge style.

 

What did you do with the normal head?

Major operation to allow me to swap heads, Wurzle Gummidge style.

 

BEN front page stuff that "Smiffs gives head shocker" expose

I let Aunt Sally sit on it.

Two hernia ops, had the ant-eaters nose removed when I was about five (the first piss was that painful I didn't have another for about twelve hours), absess on tooth removed round about the same time, and lots of teeth removed under general anaesthetic at the dentist as a kid.

Snapped ankle after being crushed by a lift, been shot in the side, been shot at, been stabbed, been flung from a rolling car, fallen 2 floors down a lift shaft, been elecrocuted by 415v, been carjacked, been jumped walking home pissed by a gang of lads and had concussion for 6 weeks, 3 nose operations, went top to bottom down the escalators at kings cross after it kicked off after the watford play off final and chipped a spinal bone, torn anlke ligaments, torn calf muscle, had head smashed open on kerb, been bottled in face..........................much more

 

 

 

my nickname is lucky

Are you a lift engineer or are all the lift related ones just coincidence?

Snapped ankle after being crushed by a lift, been shot in the side, been shot at, been stabbed, been flung from a rolling car, fallen 2 floors down a lift shaft, been elecrocuted by 415v, been carjacked, been jumped walking home pissed by a gang of lads and had concussion for 6 weeks, 3 nose operations, went top to bottom down the escalators at kings cross after it kicked off after the watford play off final and chipped a spinal bone, torn anlke ligaments, torn calf muscle, had head smashed open on kerb, been bottled in face..........................much more

 

 

 

my nickname is lucky

 

You want to have a word with whoever did your nose mate. It was a right botch job. The surgeon didn't have a Scottish accent did they?