mickbrown Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 This morning the nipper had a dump in the understair's loo. She flushed it and the pipe from the macerator that takes the waste under the floorboards to the waste pipe outside blew off. The macerator is in a little cupboard on its own with our shoes and bags. Of course this cupboard and it's contents were splattered with shit. Seems the pipe under the floor and frozen solid. Bad enough you might think but as I was cleaning up I was leaning over the macerator and lifted it slightly to clean the shit under it. Of course this altered the water level , so the pump kicked in. Sod's law dictates that I hadn't reconnected the pipe and I got a face full. Now this thing can pump shit to a height of 10 metres so it nearly took my fecking head off. Shit and shredded bog paper fecking everywhere, gob included, so if I don't post next week I've got cholera. So people, lag your shit pipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted January 9, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 9, 2010 I'm going to be sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 Luckily, my previous experiences with shit mean I have strong stomach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 I've never had such problems cleaning up my little angel's shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 9, 2010 Moderators Share Posted January 9, 2010 cheers michael 'UNION MAN, SHIT ON' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Girl_Oral_Explosion Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 oh f?ck! i've spent 2 hours cooking lamb meatballs in a spicy tomato stew. I was bleeding starvin before i read that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
floyd Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Sorry for your misfortune Mick, but that's one of the funniest things I've read on here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatanGreavsie Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Luckily, my previous experiences with shit mean I have strong stomach I was going to say mate, bit of a busman's holiday for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 Did you get it fixed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 Did you get it fixed? Waiting for the thaw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted January 9, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted January 9, 2010 i'm sure we have an old potty in the shed..i can dig it out if you like.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 i'm sure we have an old potty in the shed..i can dig it out if you like.... It's the b bog a bog still in working order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 What does it taste of? I've always wondered and it saves me trying one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted January 9, 2010 Author Share Posted January 9, 2010 What does it taste of? I've always wondered and it saves me trying one day Salty - which was a surprise. Mind you the nipper does love her crisps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted January 10, 2010 Members Share Posted January 10, 2010 Waiting for the thaw Ith it on holidayth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seasoned Traveller Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Iwas just going to cook a full english.... TWAT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andybwfc Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 What does it taste of? I've always wondered and it saves me trying one day :: :: :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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