Book of Eli - Denzel Washington - took two attempts to watch it all the way through - a bit of a duff Mad Max type film. Watchable. 4/10

 

Green Zone - Matt Damon - enjoyed it, always like films based out in Middle East, etc. 7/10

 

Planet 51 - was enjoying it til I nodded off, kids liked it - must be good. 6/10

 

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - see above - 6/10

 

Good Will Hunting - Matt Damon/Robin Williams - look, there was fook all else on this Saturday just gone, never seen it before - quite enjoyed - the scene were Robin Williams was going on about his late wife farting in bed had me in tears - half decent. Oh, and Minnie Driver looked far better than I can ever remember. 7/10

 

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo - its Swedish so no famous actors/actresses - great thriller - didn't bother me that it was in subtitles great revenge scene on the pervy Probation Officer- looking forward to the 2nd in the trilogy in the next week or so - well worth the watch and highly recommended. 9/10

 

That's me, Jonathan Woss, over and out.

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

The Tomorrow War on Amazon Prime, it's not the worst film I've ever seen (only because Aquaman will always hold that title) but it's pretty close. Utter, utter shit. 1/10

Ooh can we make this a thread “Sweeps film reviews”

4 hours ago, Sweep said:

The Tomorrow War on Amazon Prime, it's not the worst film I've ever seen (only because Aquaman will always hold that title) but it's pretty close. Utter, utter shit. 1/10

I watched that the other night.

At the end, I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

It’s the worst film ever made. Ever.

Realised I'd never seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood so watched that yesterday, Pitt and DiCaprio were good but not convinced with it as a film.

12 hours ago, Spider said:

I watched that the other night.

At the end, I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

It’s the worst film ever made. Ever.

apart from Aquaman 🙂

48 minutes ago, Sweep said:

apart from Aquaman 🙂

Can we have a recap of the review 

38 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Can we have a recap of the review 

Utter nonsense from start to finish, piss poor acting and a ridiculous story line even a kid with ADHD high on a cocktail of Ritalin and MDMA couldn't write. The worst film, with a budget of over £100, ever produced in the memory of man. 0/10

The reason it scores as highly as zero, is only because Amber Heard looks quite nice in it. It's no wonder Johnny Depp started knocking fuck out of her, he probably caught a glimpse of the script she was reading for it, and was trying to beat some sense into her.

Fuckin splendid 😂

22 hours ago, Spider said:

I watched that the other night.

At the end, I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.

It’s the worst film ever made. Ever.

Someone has clearly never seen all of the Sharknado series. There's 6 of em if memory serves. 

8 hours ago, Sweep said:

It's no wonder Johnny Depp started knocking fuck out of her, he probably caught a glimpse of the script she was reading for it, and was trying to beat some sense into her.

🤣 Shouldn't laugh at domestic violence but I did! 

The Expanse on Amazon Prime is brilliant if you like intelligent Sci Fi

36 minutes ago, kent_white said:

The Expanse on Amazon Prime is brilliant if you like intelligent Sci Fi

Better than aquaman?

I need a film to watch. It's gonna be a long night of being prodded and poked

Tracy does Tokyo?

Apparently, she also gets prodded & poked.

Good luck btw.

Edited July 23, 20214 yr by Burndens Bogs

3 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Tracy does Tokyo?

Apparently, she also gets prodded & poked.

Good luck btw.

Didn't get chance to put a film on. Diamorphine well and truely knocked me out. Good stuff that 👍

The King of Staten Island. Very funny. 

Went watching The Father last night. Brilliant. Very moving.

Only 5 years after its release - Ron Howard’s Beatles Touring movie. Bloody great watch. Quite sad as well. 

And yesterday - watched Kipchoge. Bloody brilliant also!!

Second attempt at watching A quiet place , wrote it off 10 mins in tried again

Brilliant 7.9 /10

would have been 8 if Emily Blunt got them out 

I like her

Seaspiracy. 7/10. Makes you think. 

On 23/07/2021 at 09:20, ErnestTurnip said:

Realised I'd never seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood so watched that yesterday, Pitt and DiCaprio were good but not convinced with it as a film.

its piss funny when he kills the HIppys 

On 03/08/2021 at 19:07, Smiley said:

Only 5 years after its release - Ron Howard’s Beatles Touring movie. Bloody great watch. Quite sad as well. 

And yesterday - watched Kipchoge. Bloody brilliant also!!

8 days a week  

Did Army Of The Dead on Netflix 

I enjoyed 300 and Watchmen but we everything Zach Snyder has done since is shit

Bit random but just watched Adventures Of A Plumber's Mate on Prime. I know they were just an excuse to show a bit of fanny but how they passed as comedy even back then is unbelievable.

Not even Margot Robbie can make new Suicide Squad worth watching 

53 minutes ago, green genie said:

Not even Margot Robbie can make new Suicide Squad worth watching 

She didn’t make the last one worth watching 

Thats the superhero film that made me say ill never watch one again. Kids shite

Watched The Deer Hunter early Saturday morning, still can't make my mind up whether I like it or not