little whitt Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 could not get kip last night so insted of counting sheep.. i was counting birds ive shaged ...anyway came to my atension ive never done a bird from my old school HAYWARD.. now we had our fair shear of slags there " you know the ones had four fingers up her and shit on is hand"...."you can finger me for a cig" them types even now 25 years later still not done one ..most now look like thayed swallowed a couch mission 2012 shag a old school bird Quote
L/H White Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 I didn't know you could count to five. Quote
keithbwfc Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 could not get kip last night so insted of counting sheep.. i was counting birds ive shaged ...anyway came to my atension ive never done a bird from my old school HAYWARD.. now we had our fair shear of slags there " you know the ones had four fingers up her and shit on is hand"...."you can finger me for a cig" them types even now 25 years later still not done one ..most now look like thayed swallowed a couch mission 2012 shag a old school bird the lasses at our school were all 'loose' (in more ways than one) not that i ever got much action unless you count getting tugged off in a bush at alton towers. anyways, i saw one of my old school mates recently get fucked up against a doorway next to a cafe after a night out. the joke's on the lad though, rumour has it that she were riddled with all sorts Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 you can finger me for a cig. i wonder where thse sort are now. you could always hang around hayward school now and ask the kids if their mum went to hayward. On second thought scrap that. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 you can finger me for a cig. i wonder where thse sort are now. you could always hang around hayward school now and ask the kids if their mum went to hayward. On second thought scrap that. Gaffs 'r' Us - Are you going for the record Frandsen ? Quote
Flannel Truscott Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 could not get kip last night so insted of counting sheep.. i was counting birds ive shaged ...anyway came to my atension ive never done a bird from my old school HAYWARD.. now we had our fair shear of slags there " you know the ones had four fingers up her and shit on is hand"...."you can finger me for a cig" them types even now 25 years later still not done one ..most now look like thayed swallowed a couch mission 2012 shag a old school bird Did you leave school aged 23?! Quote
jazza Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 I couldn't wait to open this thread!!! I particularly liked the "birds who shit on your hand" part but either I had a very sheltered school life or my old school didn't have any of them.... I suspect both to be true Quote
Juan.Kerr Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Not as bad as I was expecting, to be honest. Quote
no balls Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Why would a school girl shit on someone's hand? I don't think I was aware of anything like that going on at Rivington. I know nothing of this school but was Hayward a special school for special kids with special needs? Quote
Guest Frandsen08 Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Why would a school girl shit on someone's hand? I don't think I was aware of anything like that going on at Rivington. I know nothing of this school but was Hayward a special school for special kids with special needs? Seeing as LW went to it, maybe it was a grammar school. Quote
wovlad Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 What's frightening to me is that I was at Hayward around the time of Little Whit !!!! Did'nt loose my cherry until the summer i left school and it wasn't to a Hayward lass. Have messed around with a few Old Haywardians since then though, & I can't complain about the quality either, they were pretty damn good if my alcohol blurred memory serves me right. Quote
Traf Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 A shit in the hand is worth two up the bush, I think. Quote
stevieb Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Why dont you organise a reunion LW? You could have a stall to entice prospective partners... Quote
Marc505 Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 You were always guaranteed some shocking scenes at Rivington. A new lad starting there once came to our class so I was showing him around - first thing he saw at break time was a girl sat up against the railings in the playground and a lad with his head up her skirt with about 20 people stood around watching. But no Ive never been with anyone I went t school with either... Quote
no balls Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 You were always guaranteed some shocking scenes at Rivington. A new lad starting there once came to our class so I was showing him around - first thing he saw at break time was a girl sat up against the railings in the playground and a lad with his head up her skirt with about 20 people stood around watching. But no Ive never been with anyone I went t school with either... Good Lord. I went there in the 80s and I can't recall any shenigans like that. Then again, I didn't get involved in any of that mucky stuff at school. Quote
anewman Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Nowt went on like that that at my school, well saying that, it was an all boys school so it was probably hidden Quote
no balls Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Nowt went on like that that at my school, well saying that, it was an all boys school so it was probably hidden You never played sticky biscuit, surely Quote
anewman Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 You never played sticky biscuit, surely ahem, it was proper lads at my school, no faggots allowed Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 ... a girl sat up against the railings in the playground and a lad with his head up her skirt with about 20 people stood around watching. That happened at our school, except it was a girl performing on a lad - and a more intimate mixed audience of 10-12 lads and girls. The lad, for some reason, was also cupping his hands to his mouth and mimicking bird noises - owl hoots particularly, he was quite a gifted mimic Quote
Winchester White Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Good Lord. I went there in the 80s and I can't recall any shenigans like that. Then again, I didn't get involved in any of that mucky stuff at school. I went in the 90's and nowt like that happened when I was there either! Quote
Marc505 Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 I went in the 90's and nowt like that happened when I was there either! It was in the 90's! I was a very innocent boy at school, it certainly shocked me I just wanted to play headers and volleys! Quote
no balls Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 I went in the 90's and nowt like that happened when I was there either! I suspect he's made it up or is getting confused as I've just thought A - there isn't actually a playground & B - There's no railings. Quote
Marc505 Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 I suspect he's made it up or is getting confused as I've just thought A - there isn't actually a playground & B - There's no railings. Course there is! those tennis courts were playgrounds and were surrounded by them railings with wire mesh between them - not proper railings obviously but I didnt think Id be pressed on such details! Quote
Guest Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 Why dont you organise a reunion LW? You could have a stall to entice prospective partners... Probably didn't want to piss on his own doorstep Quote
birch-chorley Posted February 2, 2012 Posted February 2, 2012 the girls at our place where tame got a nosh on the school mini bus though ran a few through since Quote
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