Bolton Wanderers and England under 21's midfielder Fabrice Muamba collapsed during the FA Cup quarter-final at White Hart Lane as Tottenham Hotspur hosted Bolton Wanderers.

 

Fabrice 23, received medical treatment while on the field of play shortly after collapsing in the 41st minute of the game. Fabrice was then rushed to hospital as the game was abandoned by match official Howard Webb after consultation with both managers Owen Coyle and Harry Redknapp.

 

Our thoughts go out to the family and friends of Fabrice.

 

Update

Fabrice is stable although in a critical condition in intensive care in the Heart Attack Cente at the London Chest hospital.

show some fucking respect for fuck sake its not a eurovision song contest.

 

Ridiculous! He isn't dying. We need something to sing in honour of the world's (current) most famous footballer. Get with the plan.

3 words?

 

3 or 4 then.

Not sure if its already been mentioned but what about Walking in muamba wonderland , as in the old mcginley song. remmember at west brom some years ago before the game the whole concourse under the stand singing it , made the hairs on the back of my neck rise.

What's wrong with the already existing song to the tune of heartbeat.

 

Fabrice,

Fabrice Muamba the Congo misses you.

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

This was never about the Congo missing him. More like Bolton misses him.

I heard that 8000 darts fans were chanting fabrices' name on PDL on sky last night!

Fabrice, Fabrice, Fabrice, Fabrice, Fabrice, Fabrice, Fabrice, Mu-am-ba

 

to the tune of no limits (by 2 unlimited)

All well and good, but you're wasting your time.

 

We all know it'll just be:

Fabrice Muamba clap clap clap clap clap repeated over and over again

 

OR:

Mu-am-ber, Mu-am-ber, Mu-am-ber to the "tune" of Wanderers, Wanderers, Wanderers

 

OR:

Muamba, Muamba, Muamba to the "who are ya?" tune.

 

Personally, I'd prefer:

 

He's back fron the dead,

He's back from the dead,

Fabrice muamba,

He's back from the dead

well thats all it should be, do you really think his family want to hear songs about he,s back from the dead cause im pretty sure they dont. Taking things too far me thinks.

I would give my right arm for my old man to be back from the dead so yes, I'd say they'll be fairly thankful.

Anyone who has lost a loved one would mate thats nowt unusual.

The famous God Almighty shouted down to our Fabrice

You're coming up to see me when your heart begins to cease

At White Hart Lane you'll drop when you're expecting it the least

And this is what Fab said <FUCK OFF>

I'm not going up to heaven

I'm not going up to heaven

I'm not going up to heaven

I'm staying with the Wanderers!

 

Agreed- best yet

well thats all it should be, do you really think his family want to hear songs about he,s back from the dead cause im pretty sure they dont. Taking things too far me thinks.

 

Don't be getting all fucking righteous with me, pal.

 

None of these are going to get sung anyway and it's just a case of laughing in death's face, like Fab's done.

Don't be getting all fucking righteous with me, pal.

 

None of these are going to get sung anyway and it's just a case of laughing in death's face, like Fab's done.

 

Some of these songs are brilliant - but more pub type than 20,000 at the reebok - best we can probably expect is fabrice Muamba clap clap clap - with them fuckin drummers joining in

Some of these songs are brilliant - but more pub type than 20,000 at the reebok - best we can probably expect is fabrice Muamba clap clap clap - with them fuckin drummers joining in

 

I hope the club have decided to fuck those scruffy oiks off for even just this week. I reckon I'm living in hope though.

He'll die when he wants, he'll die when he waaaants, Fabrice Muamba, he'll die when he wants!

 

Mosaic in the ESL tomorrow too, will be immense to see it

I hope the club have decided to fuck those scruffy oiks off for even just this week. I reckon I'm living in hope though.

 

Unfortunately there's not much chance. I supposed a well aimed strike with a Stanley knife through the drum skin would be frowned upon too.

Unfortunately there's not much chance. I supposed a well aimed strike with a Stanley knife through the drummer would be frowned upon too.

 

Works for me, mate: go for it.

What's wrong with the already existing song to the tune of heartbeat.

 

Fabrice,

Fabrice Muamba the Congo misses you.

Do do do do do

Do do do do do

 

Swap Reebok for Congo and I reckon its a winner. Surely even the mongiest of the ESL idiots can pick that one up.

 

 

Don't be getting all fucking righteous with me, pal.

 

None of these are going to get sung anyway and it's just a case of laughing in death's face, like Fab's done.

Fair enough traf lets just hope we put on a real fitting tribute to him and his family sat.

He'll go when He wants

He'll go when He wants

Fabrice Muamba

He'll go when He wants

Could the above not be improved slightly with a change of words to

 

We'll stay up for Fab

We'll stay up for Fab

For Fabrice Muamba

We'll Stay up for Fab

 

and have an FA Cup version substituting "Stay Up" with "Win it"

 

That should serve purpose of both recognising Muamba and reminding players they are there to do a Job.

Swap Reebok for Congo and I reckon its a winner. Surely even the mongiest of the ESL idiots can pick that one up.

What about a verse 2 of

 

Fabrice even BARCELONA are wearing shirts for you

De de de de de de etc

Come May 5th:

 

Muamba Ohhhhhh

Muamba Ohhhhhh

He came back from the dead

Put the cup above his head!

 

But in the meantime:

 

Fabrice, Fabrice Muamba come back and learn to shoot!

The famous God Almighty shouted down to our Fabrice

You're coming up to see me when your heart begins to cease

At White Hart Lane you'll drop when you're expecting it the least

And this is what Fab said <FUCK OFF>

I'm not going up to heaven

I'm not going up to heaven

I'm not going up to heaven

I'm staying with the Wanderers!

 

As a religious family the Muamba's may want you to rework the bit about telling God to fuck off.

I hope the club have decided to fuck those scruffy oiks off for even just this week. I reckon I'm living in hope though.

 

Can you imagine if an opposing player collapsed at reebok

We would have tossers with drums banging out: der der der der der der CHEAT

As a religious family the Muamba's may want you to rework the bit about telling God to fuck off.

 

It needn't be there because what he actually said was the stuff after that. I put it in for a bit of emotion fuelled humour.