Smiffs Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Go without any fom of sex for six full months. No pokey wets, wanking, bumming, snogging, dogging, porn, mauling, or pawing at all. Six full months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted April 5, 2012 Members Share Posted April 5, 2012 Easy question to answer. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Are we allowed to use our boxes or is that cheating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 You mean get married? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted April 5, 2012 Author Share Posted April 5, 2012 Are we allowed to use our boxes or is that cheating? Nowt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 I reckon I could do a month max. Can you negotiate on that price and allow me the League Cup instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Nowt. With the art of meditation. I reckon most could do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 yes. yes i would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted April 5, 2012 Moderators Share Posted April 5, 2012 without a doubt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 If I accidently had a wet dream after 4 months, would I have to start from scratch again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 I think this question should only be changed or posed to those who aren't married as I'd imagine it'd be a cakewalk for the ring wearers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 that would be some trip home from wembley if we won by the way! 30,000 blokes tanked up to fuck and all gone without even a wet tip for 6 months.. jesus...even big ruth would get a spattering... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 5, 2012 Site Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2012 I'd explode like the staypuft marshmallow man off ghostbusters inside a month, it's not a question of could I? I'll do a week and settle for staying in the prem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 yeah why not, i once went a few days and wasnt too bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 It was bad enough not being able to for a sperm count, 10 fucking days and it burned like fuck. I'd cheat deffo, save a fortune in socks and umbrella cases but cheat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 umbrella cases? now thats classy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 umbrella cases? now thats classy. velvet cushions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 velvet cushions Couch shagging is ace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 We should have fuckin won the cup last season if that was the case on my behalf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Id give one of my toes for an fa cup win.maybe the end of my little finger and possibly a kidney as I think they are fucked now anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted April 5, 2012 Members Share Posted April 5, 2012 Id give one of my toes for an fa cup win. Careful you don't offer either of your big toes pal. You'd fall over without them don't ya know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walkden26 Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Is it even possible to go that long? If so then yes I would do it. I would make it a year if it was United we beat in the final. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Go without any fom of sex for six full months. No pokey wets, wanking, bumming, snogging, dogging, porn, mauling, or pawing at all. Six full months. thats inpossable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chief wiggum Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Can't be done, surely! I'd give it a go, don't think Mrs Wiggum would be madly impressed, contrary to popular myth not all us married blokes are celibate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anewman Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Can't be done, surely! I'd give it a go, don't think Mrs Wiggum would be madly impressed, contrary to popular myth not all us married blokes are celibate! so you're married to a mucky cow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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