Dear Mr Tartside,

 

The Sons of the Desert held an extraordinary meeting last night,after your second in command Owen Goebbels was unable to rouse the troops in his rallying call to overcome Robin Hood and his merry men from Nottingham.

Mr Coyle would do well in the role of propaganda due to his shite spouted and non stop belief. He would also do well to have his sight tested again as he may be suffering from tunnel vision,particularly with his refusal to bring on our Bulgarian wingsman into the fray when necessary.

If his vision is goosed,then he should wander off down the tunnel never to return.

With the trip to Humberside in mind,we have decided the team for Coyle to select,and if his shocking case of nepotism persists,then we will have no option other than come up to Euxton and smash his table tennis to bits,that would be ace.

Rumours abound in the Lodge that Mr Petrov put superclue onto his boss's ping pong bat and Coyle had to walk round all day with it looking like tree man.

Anyway regardless of the jolly capers they play instead of football,the 2,000 strong,marching along,members,request you show this team to Frankie Coyle,because basically,he is a fucking joker as well.

In the year of the Coronation,with a team consisting of the likes of Mavis,Riley,we should be Streets ahead and bet on a goodyear ahead,otherwise he wants lynching.

 

 

HILDA BOGDEN

 

 

MILLS-------------KNIGHT--------- -RICKETTS

 

 

YONG------ANDREWS---------SPEARING---------MAVIES-------EAGLES

 

 

DAVIES----------SORDELL

 

subs - lonergan,mears,ream,alonso,petrov,ngog,afobe

 

 

 

The team may well be a bit of a shock to Coyle,but it was a complete shock to us when he said Mears was a Bobby Dazzler. I think the only thing shining for him is the boots he cleans for his mentor.

Pack the midfield,forget the right back position as no-one has been evident there recently anyway,and the job's done.

 

 

Oh, 3-1 win to them,with Eagles scoring a 25 inch screamer for us

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...btw...people texting in and collymore slated our fans on talksport earlier.

 

 

Oh Collymore certainly loves a swipe at our fans!

What will the atmosphere be like at the Watford game??

 

as quiet as max bygraves dressing room

Oh Collymore certainly loves a swipe at our fans!

 

He has a point though. A club with 16,000 fans that only spent a bit of money on a Leicester reject slagging the manager off for not being at the top of the Championship.We're hardly this season's Newcastle or West Ham.

how about this for a bet ?

 

bolton to be relegated before stuart holden plays again ?

EXPECTED FOR ME, JUST FUCK OFF OWEN YOU DONT LIVE HERE .THAT WAS SHOCKING.

i might go and kick fuck out of the coyle lovers

Might have quite a search for any of them.

Steve Claridge, as much as he annoys me, talked sense tonight.

 

No team will pull away in this league, and a run of results will have you in contention.

He has a point though. A club with 16,000 fans that only spent a bit of money on a Leicester reject slagging the manager off for not being at the top of the Championship.We're hardly this season's Newcastle or West Ham.

 

Oh, dear. 18 months of shit clueless football has nothing to do with the fans reaction to Coyle then, eh. We all just think we should be in the Champions League. That makes still backing Owen Coyle easy-peasy.

 

Oh, and by the way, if Coyle does get sacked (doesn't look likely) expect loads of crioticism from the media dahlings - they all think Coyle is a progressive intelligent manager who believes in 'proper' football.

Edited September 1, 201213 yr by Rembrandt

I really wanted us to do well under coyle, things are seriously going wrong. At 1-0 today we surely all knew or expected it to go tits up. That's the worrying thing. Looks like we will need to score 3 or 4 to win a game. Getting back to basics is what we need and sadly the current management team doesn't even seem to know what they are. When leading we need to take the sting out of games and we can't even do that. Sadly the players are not responding. Reminds me of the sammy lee period. Poor.

Down by Christmas at this rate

 

we wont go down, theres alot of gash in this league, but anything but top 6 is a disgrace. ive seriously had enough of him now though, everything about him is annoying me, from his lispy accent, talking shite at will post game and the way hes kitted out on the touchline, the whole package, just please fk off coyle

The thing that fucks me off the most is the lack of advice from his sidekicks, when the shit hits the fan he just sits there looking confused, and his muppets look even more confused, now does that inspire confidence amongst the flock ?

Left it til this morning before posting, to take the heat out.

 

 

INEPT.

That's what Collymore gets paid for, throwing grenades out to wind people's clocks up. Only bothers to look at facts when it suits him. One fact for starters, as per The Sun today, one clean sheet in the last 46 away games.

He has a point though. A club with 16,000 fans that only spent a bit of money on a Leicester reject slagging the manager off for not being at the top of the Championship.We're hardly this season's Newcastle or West Ham.

 

please let me know when we are aloud to expect us to win games

 

for me I could accept last season, injuries / budget etc

 

this season we have a bigger budget than 20 teams at least, Coyle cannot have it both ways

 

sack the board!

The Sun today, one clean sheet in the last 46 away games.

 

The last away game clean sheet was millwall in the cup in february

 

League one was QPR opening day last year

how about this for a bet ?

 

bolton to be relegated before stuart holden plays again ?

 

More chance of a return than your last bet of going the season unbeaten

Just watched the highlights, if that's what we call them.

 

The goal from us was a hit and hope fluke, and the defending of Ream, Knight and Bogdan is truly amateur.

 

Bad manager and players who clearly are out of their depth which is not acceptable.

 

 

The last away game clean sheet was millwall in the cup in february

 

League one was QPR opening day last year

This is no place for facts

Surely we do no defensive work in training.

If he stays,we'll concede 80 easily,maybe more.

Had an old school day yesterday, listened to the commentary on GMR. As a kid I remember my dad doing DIY badly on a Saturday aftenoon and swearing as the Wanderers commentary went from bad to worse, roll on 30 years and I was doing the same.

 

It was interesting to note how even Coyle's mate Super John couldn't defend him in the post match phone in.

Surely we do no defensive work in training.

If he stays,we'll concede 80 easily,maybe more.

 

Coyle does not have the players doing defensive work in training.

5 - a - sides is all the players do in training

Fact.itk etc etc

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLUB YOU CLUELESS CUNT

 

productive

wow wow wow

5v5?

 

 

 

 

 

7v6 plus coyle

 

with a few support players on the side stood still.

 

 

Coyle does not have the players doing defensive work in training.

5 - a - sides is all the players do in training

Fact.itk etc etc

Think there was a stat from last season that said we conceded most goals from set pieces than any other team.

Ream yesterday didn't seem to know how to clear a ball which led to their first goal.

 

Can't comment on the other two goals because I was having a pint at the time.

to top it off had some muppet telling me not to tell his mrs to fuck off and offered me "onto the pitch" for a scrap. yeh brilliant idea.

 

I may of said fuck off but it certainly wasnt to his wench. fucking moron.

 

fuck football.