no balls Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 I bet there is a fair old static charge between your arse cheeks I was thinking more like these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Satin look I presume! Just the run of the mill Asda attire. Never took to boxer short's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Just the run of the mill Asda attire. Never took to boxer short's. HaHa! You wear knicker type grunds? Ewwwwwww! Get with the times, Grandad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 HaHa! You wear knicker type grunds? Ewwwwwww! Get with the times, Grandad! I might start wearing these http://i519.photobucket.com/albums/u353/leighwhite58/KGrHqJhE2ek3wbkHBN1tOfrWg0_12.jpg[/img]"]http:// Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Hello Sailor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eavesy Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Assuming your cock is clean and your not splashing everywhere then basic logic would say you don't need to wash your hands after having a piss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Assuming your cock is clean and your not splashing everywhere then basic logic would say you don't need to wash your hands after having a piss? EAVESY'S A WALKER EVERYBODY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eavesy Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 EAVESY'S A WALKER EVERYBODY! Tell you what you don't see many folks washing there hands at half time. I reckon the majority of people wash there hands because its the socially acceptable thing to do rather than the fact that you next uncle joes my taste of piss or have germs on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 I wash my hands before and after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Do we all instruct our partners to wash their gash , cock in NB's case, before oral sex or do we just tuck right in after the finger test? I can honestly say I've never asked a bird to do it. So to get traces of piss and shit in our mouths is ok, but on our hands it's filthy. Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 4.40 this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wanderer Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Assuming your cock is clean and your not splashing everywhere then basic logic would say you don't need to wash your hands after having a piss? im with you on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whites man Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I wash my hands before and after. OCD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted March 19, 2013 Author Share Posted March 19, 2013 Assuming your cock is clean and your not splashing everywhere then basic logic would say you don't need to wash your hands after having a piss? Make sure you let the chef know that next time you dine out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 19, 2013 Members Share Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) Do we all instruct our partners to wash their gash , cock in NB's case, before oral sex or do we just tuck right in after the finger test? I can honestly say I've never asked a bird to do it. So to get traces of piss and shit in our mouths is ok, but on our hands it's filthy. Ok What am I missing here? Why would there be shit in a bird's gash? Anyhow, I see plently of folk here wash their hands before they have a piss and then not bother after, presumably the pre-wash is because a lot of them work in the labs. Edited March 19, 2013 by DazBob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Do we all instruct our partners to wash their gash , cock in NB's case, before oral sex or do we just tuck right in after the finger test? I can honestly say I've never asked a bird to do it. So to get traces of piss and shit in our mouths is ok, but on our hands it's filthy. Ok It's basic hygiene and manners to clean your bits before a bit of action. And if I thought they were the type who hasn't already they'd not have got to that stage anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 OCD. Indeed. But it's getting better. I don't feel the need to wash them mid-piss anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eavesy Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Oh that 'joys of alcohol and a mobile phone' video. Did they have a minute where each cleaned up before hand or is that on the out takes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 What am I missing here? Why would there be shit in a Some birds like their arse kissed too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD74 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 It's basic hygiene and manners to clean your bits before a bit of action. And if I thought they were the type who hasn't already they'd not have got to that stage anyway. Spot on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I get up for a piss every night but only once, the other day i didn't have a drink from 3 o'clock in the afternoon and i still got up in the middle of the night and had a proper full piss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I get up for a piss every night but only once, the other day i didn't have a drink from 3 o'clock in the afternoon and i still got up in the middle of the night and had a proper full piss To be fair, you're lucky to still be in control of your functions at your age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 Dont get up in the night generally. I wake up between 5.30 and 6.00 normally now its lighter, sometimes i go then rest of time i wait until i get up at 6.50. I do however piss at will when drinking, bladder the size of a pea, piss every half jar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted March 19, 2013 Members Share Posted March 19, 2013 There's little point washing your chap beforehand if she's happy to do ATM. JSL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I woke up at 7 this morningand lay there fighting it till 1/4 past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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