DazBob Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Just fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Do you work with professional breeders? Our office comprises of 8 wimmin: only 1 is a breeder but they've grown up and the 3 blokes are well blokes. I'm clearly blessed in my workplace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 agreed does my fucking nut in and then people get arsey when I don't talk to them like they're a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 14, 2013 Author Share Posted June 14, 2013 Do you work with professional breeders? Our office comprises of 8 wimmin: only 1 is a breeder but they've grown up and the 3 blokes are well blokes. I'm clearly blessed in my workplace It appears so. I've got my door shut and my headphones on under the pretence I'm on a call as I know before long she'll appear in the doorway with her brat and assume I want to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 14, 2013 Author Share Posted June 14, 2013 If someone were to bring a puppy or a kitten in though I'd be all over it like a rash. Babies freak me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 It appears so. I've got my door shut and my headphones on under the pretence I'm on a call as I know before long she'll appear in the doorway with her brat and assume I want to see it. Just have a look to see if it's ugly. I always laugh when they're fow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 14, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted June 14, 2013 Tell them your work insurance policy doesn't cover people fetching their hideous offspring through the door. Therefore, you've to fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Pisses me right off too! When the "celebrity visit" happens at ours, you should see em all down tools and swarm around the child. These are the same people who are quite eager to tell you to get on with your work if you stand a few seconds too long talking about the weekends football. We have a few breeders, a couple of them started far, far too young as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 If someone were to bring a puppy or a kitten in though I'd be all over it like a rash. Babies freak me out. HOMO ALERT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Just have a look to see if it's ugly. I always laugh when they're fow. Reminds me of a joke A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 HOMO ALERT! Tomski For future reference It's HOMO ALERT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Tomski For future reference It's HOMO ALERT Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 14, 2013 Author Share Posted June 14, 2013 HOMO ALERT! Nonsense. It's the gays that love babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Nonsense. It's the gays that love babies. What about puppy's (I assume you are referring to the furry type) and kittens? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Im with Dazbob being a godparent is one of the hardest things iv done. I just melt around babies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 14, 2013 Author Share Posted June 14, 2013 What about puppy's (I assume you are referring to the furry type) and kittens? Everyone loves puppies and kittens. They smell lush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 14, 2013 Author Share Posted June 14, 2013 I've just been got. To be fair, it is actually quite cute, but as I was asking the usual inane questions such as "Is it sleeping well, etc" it was staring at me the whole time as if it could see directly into my soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghana White Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Bloke on twitter described a baby brought into work by its mum as 'coming in doing fuck all and being completely unaware of its surroundings. Just like it's mum'. I couldn't tell you the number of times I've felt like that at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled Girl Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 That's the advantage of being on site, over 16s only. Also prevents that 'bring your child into work day' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarian1979 Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Just fuck off. Its toe curling. Even worse when its the father not the mother who works with you bringing theirs in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Its toe curling. Even worse when its the father not the mother who works with you bringing theirs in That'll be the sort of father who said "we are pregnant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 That'll be the sort of father who said "we are pregnant" House husband Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Its toe curling. Even worse when its the father not the mother who works with you bringing theirs in Even worse was a woman in our office who brought her sister's baby in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YTARMY Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 Everyone loves puppies and kittens. They smell lush. Fact cats feet smell like rich tea biscuits Er except when they have been on the litter tray ..Then they smell like Shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 14, 2013 Share Posted June 14, 2013 My mate who works for a well known firm at the reebok stadium says they have recently had a problem with someone shitting in the female toilets bin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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