Traf Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Flew back from benidorm a day early, got back late last night so I could see them. Staying in a hotel barely a mile from where they live, arranged breakfast for them there then a walk to the park etc and their fucking lazy bitch of a mother could not be bothered dropping them off. Poor show that, mate. Not from you, I hasten to add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Oh I saw the kids. Walked round and met them then walked them back but that's not the point. Meant rushing back for breakfast which if it hasn't have been on until 11am they would have missed. Lazy bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Went to me owd fella's funeral on Friday. Didn't like football but he fought at El Alamein so fair fucks to him. Sorro to hear that, glad to note you have been drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 16, 2013 Share Posted June 16, 2013 Oh I saw the kids. Walked round and met them then walked them back but that's not the point. Meant rushing back for breakfast which if it hasn't have been on until 11am they would have missed. Lazy bitch. Aye, I assumed you'd have still seen them, but it was a poor show by her not bringing them round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Reckon its possible to do a giant toblerone in during one sitting?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Reckon its possible to do a giant toblerone in during one sitting?? Yes, but the corners don't half chafe your ring piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 Yes, but the corners don't half chafe your ring piece. Not a problem for me mate,Ive had half of Bispham Village fruit and veg shop up my anus in times past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 I got Jules Senior the only BWFC items I could find at the football museum It's his fault you lot are lumbered with me One of the biggest compliments I can pay my old man is that he met little Whitt and didn't bat an eyelid at any if his stories including trying to put the kids that pestered him in his boot Maybe that explains a bit about the way Ive ended up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 got my dad a £3 head torch from Aldi he then said he can use that for a piss during the night without using the leccy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 got my dad a £3 head torch from Aldi he then said he can use that for a piss during the night without using the leccy Is he a trainee gynaecologist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 well amateur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyesRight Posted June 17, 2013 Share Posted June 17, 2013 well amateur Has he got the t-shirt? "At your cervix" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Clit Eastwood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 It's a labia of love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 It's a labia of love. Ovary good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I got Jules Senior the only BWFC items I could find at the football museum It's his fault you lot are lumbered with me One of the biggest compliments I can pay my old man is that he met little Whitt and didn't bat an eyelid at any if his stories including trying to put the kids that pestered him in his boot Maybe that explains a bit about the way Ive ended up Bwfc tiled coasters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Bwfc tiled coasters? Aye And a mug etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 I got 2 belting hand made cards from the kids. On the front, my lad drew me singing a Beady Eye song, and on the back drew us both singing Everton songs. Beltin card, signed it, "From your Champion" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted June 18, 2013 Share Posted June 18, 2013 Got homemade gifts from the kids from school and a card they made with the ex plus a home made card and gift from them bought by and made by them with my girlfriend. A great weekend with them, at least we're all working for the kids which is never easy but something's are more important. I always sort out Mother's Day, my ex's birthday with them, their grandparents birthday from my ex wife's side. We might not be right for each other but we're still the two most important people in their lives. Smiffs, tell you what mate, somedays I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy. You've just got to make sure you are trying your best for them every waking moment, which I know you do. Happy belated Father's Day pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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