anewman Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 Tried that but they get suspicious and think I am a drug baron or some other criminal women like a bad boy, get a second phone and play the part Quote
no balls Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 I wouldn't even mention it, as long as they know you have enough to get buy. It's not something Id be desperate to find out on the other foot. you're right. Boyfriends should be the same as friends in that it really doesn't matter. If it does then the relationshipisn't a true one. Even though we are all cunts, obviously Quote
jazza Posted June 24, 2013 Author Posted June 24, 2013 women like a bad boy, get a second phone and play the part I think that might be partially true... the lass I saw at weekend says I'm "dodgy as fuck" I wish I was but I'd get caught using an unfranked postage stamp twice Quote
Traf Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 J, You're a part-time car dealer. Therefore you're as dodgy as fuck. Quote
jazza Posted June 24, 2013 Author Posted June 24, 2013 J, You're a part-time car dealer. Therefore you're as dodgy as fuck. You don't know the half of it Quote
Sweep Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 stay single mate, they are all cunts They're all slags as well as cunts Quote
no balls Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 They're all slags as well as cunts Don't forget we rob you all blind too. Quote
Guest Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 "They will rob and cheat you, they will make you wanna cry" Quote
bolty58 Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 I think that might be partially true... the lass I saw at weekend says I'm "dodgy as fuck" Are you 100% sure she didn't say 'podgy'? Quote
jazza Posted June 25, 2013 Author Posted June 25, 2013 Are you 100% sure she didn't say 'podgy'? No she's Scottish, she called me a fat bastard Quote
anewman Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Don't forget we rob you all blind too. That's an understatement Quote
anewman Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) it's also bollocks There are many on here who can verify it, take ****** for example, gets shat on the robbed blind Edited June 25, 2013 by anewman Quote
no balls Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) there are many who haven't. They might not put it on an open forum though or want anyone else to Edited June 25, 2013 by no balls Quote
anewman Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 there are many who haven't. They might not put it on an open forum though or want anyone else to Change your quote then Quote
gonzo Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 I'd wouldn't actually mind being shat on if I'm honest. Quote
anewman Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 I'd wouldn't actually mind being shat on if I'm honest. Tried it once but when I saw her arse expand I bottled it Quote
DazBob Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 Tried it once but when I saw her arse expand I bottled it Plastic or glass? Quote
Pablo Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 WHAT A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2347733/Shahs-Sunset-star-Mercedes-Javid-makes-splash-spilling-neon-bikini.html Quote
Ani Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 I'd wouldn't actually mind being shat on if I'm honest. An ex once threatened this I called her bluff, she squatted, when I felt something touch me I jumped a mile, she picked up one of them roll on deodorants and just touched my back with that. I was convinced she had shit on me. Quote
Pablo Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 I had Anewmans cousin once piss all over me. Was ace. Quote
gonzo Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 (edited) WHAT A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2347733/Shahs-Sunset-star-Mercedes-Javid-makes-splash-spilling-neon-bikini.html With you 100% on that one pabs... Can't beat a biggun. Edited June 25, 2013 by gonzo Quote
Pablo Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 I would make her gush. http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Mercedes+Javid&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=g4TJUcSdCsiCPfLIgJAM&ved=0CDAQsAQ&biw=1212&bih=515#facrc=0%3Bmercedes%20javid%20hot&imgrc=_ Quote
Big City Girl Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 An ex once threatened this I called her bluff, she squatted, when I felt something touch me I jumped a mile, she picked up one of them roll on deodorants and just touched my back with that. I was convinced she had shit on me. I like it! Quote
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