You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

They don't need or want british passports, they're part of the EU.

You're spoiling it for him with all that factual nonsense.

You're spoiling it for him with all that factual nonsense.

 

 

Just going all Daily Mail though, there'll be a few will want our benefits & much loved NHS.

Last fb post today at a Romanian airport with said wench in toe

 

More worryingly at the moment is no sign of these 200 benson

Don't worry as he's bringing half a kilo of coke instead.

He has referred to her as his girlfriend.

 

Shouldn't he be back on these shores now? Have we heard from him since he was leaving Romania?

well that was a cracking read.

 

fair fucks to you jazza you're a braver man than me hope it all works out for the best 

He's not been heard from since he got to the airport 24 hours ago.

 

Jsl

He's not been heard from since he got to the airport 24 hours ago.

 

Jsl

 

His facebook status alleged that he made it as far as the airport in Austria, so he shuld have made his connection. Maybe he's now being held in quarantine at Heathrow

He's not been heard from since he got to the airport 24 hours ago.

 

Jsl

 

He's doing it on purpose

 

He's almost certainly tatties deep in the caravan of love

 

Or in Gretna Green.

If things weren't going well, I'm pretty sure we'd be the first people to know about it.

He's doing it on purpose

 

He's almost certainly tatties deep in the caravan of love

 

Or in Gretna Green.

 

Or both, he may well have hitched the caravan up and dragged it down to Gretna, and is sat there now waiting for a cancellation

Or both, he may well have hitched the caravan up and dragged it down to Gretna, and is sat there now waiting for a cancellation

Get in his Facebook, his caravan spotted

looks a nice girl might have to try that webcam chat

 

2 years is some grooming

"Jazza... I love you... but I need you to ditch Wanderersways for me"...

 

every mystery has an answer

"Jazza... I love you... but I need you to ditch Wanderersways for me"...

 

every mystery has an answer

He'd have fucked her off.

well if somethings happened, he wouldn't really want to come on here to a chorus of "told you so"..

 

 

.. to which i'll add, I hope nothing has happened...

He's alive and well and currently showing her around Scotland............  Not his wisest move, she'll be on the next plane home.

He's alive and well and currently showing her around Scotland............  Not his wisest move, she'll be on the next plane home.

She doesn't look that impressed on that latest photo haha

Get in his Facebook, his caravan spotted

Excellent comment you made there. Made me laugh

Excellent comment you made there. Made me laugh

Must admit it amused me.

We made it back ok... No KY or marigolds in sight. My phone charger cable fucked up... Hence lack of updates.

 

Things couldn't be better to be honest. She is a goodun, a keeper without a doubt. I heard Eastern Europeans were mucky.... Well they are!! And in her words "we are taught to please our men"

 

But.... & it's a fuckin big but

 

I am not moving to Romania

 

&

 

She hates the weather here already and doesn't want to move here.

 

So maybe a couple of weeks at a time is as good as it gets.

By the way I made a complete tit of myself at kings cross station yesterday when I fell down the fuckin escalator trying to help her with her suitcase. She is 8 stone wet through but picked me up by the scruff of my neck whilst carrying her own case without a problem

By the way I made a complete tit of myself at kings cross station yesterday when I fell down the fuckin escalator trying to help her with her suitcase. She is 8 stone wet through but picked me up by the scruff of my neck whilst carrying her own case without a problem

You didn't go the whole hog and shit your jeans as well when you fell over did you? (Shades of Peterborough...)

We made it back ok... No KY or marigolds in sight. My phone charger cable fucked up... Hence lack of updates.

 

Things couldn't be better to be honest. She is a goodun, a keeper without a doubt. I heard Eastern Europeans were mucky.... Well they are!! And in her words "we are taught to please our men"

 

But.... & it's a fuckin big but

 

I am not moving to Romania

 

&

 

She hates the weather here already and doesn't want to move here.

 

So maybe a couple of weeks at a time is as good as it gets.

 

 

Jazza, please can you elaborate on the mucky stuff?

 

Has she shit / pissed on you? Has she tromboned you? Any space docking, we need answers?

Edited July 24, 201312 yr by bwfcryan86