You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

Mills and Boon for the internet age

Mills and Boon for the internet age

Disgusting, truly sickening Cockney Slang.

Couldn't give two hoots about Celtic or rangers. Both sets of fans seem cunts

Nowt for 9 hours. How long does a kidney transplant take?

Edited July 20, 201312 yr by Gonk

Nowt for 9 hours. How long does a kidney transplant take?

 

i'm worried

These cunts from other caravan sites can fuck off.

 

WW or nothing

 

 

well done jazza.         could you not pull a bird in jockland you fow cnut 

Just let the Mrs read this and the original thread.

 

Her words were "Oh my god, its like the plot of a movie"

 

i'm worried

No need to worry...

 

Just reffed a 6 aside match between Steaua and Dinamo Bucharest fans this morning. Irinas brothers were on opposing sides but the spirit was perfect. Not a tackle in the game . It was pass & move one touch stuff.

 

I enjoyed it!

 

I was more knackered reffing than the players were.

 

Going to a barbecue this afternoon where I have seemingly the honour of lighting the fire. These are really good, nice people

Edited July 21, 201312 yr by jazza

well done jazza. could you not pull a bird in jockland you fow cnut

Yes... But the standard wasn't quite as high

You might be on the BBQ yet Jazza

 

Cannibals the lot of them

Liver and onions is a popular dish over there, I hear. Best not stick it on the barbie mind or the whole place will go up.

Liver and onions is a popular dish over there, I hear. Best not stick it on the barbie mind or the whole place will go up.

 I thought they preferred to serve liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

Liver and onions is a popular dish over there, I hear. Best not stick it on the barbie mind or the whole place will go up.

Like wicker man eh? They get me to light it then spit roast me on it so to speak

 

Well I've 24 hours to survive

No need to worry...

 

Just reffed a 6 aside match between Steaua and Dinamo Bucharest fans this morning. Irinas brothers were on opposing sides but the spirit was perfect. Not a tackle in the game . It was pass & move one touch stuff.

 

I enjoyed it!

 

I was more knackered reffing than the players were.

 

Going to a barbecue this afternoon where I have seemingly the honour of lighting the fire. These are really good, nice people

Fuck me that's random

Fuck me that's random

You can see why the continental players have better control & touch. They closed people down quick but there wasn't a tackle in the game. The age range was from 7 to 65. The 7 year old scored 3

You can see why the continental players have better control & touch. They closed people down quick but there wasn't a tackle in the game. The age range was from 7 to 65. The 7 year old scored 3

where as over here someone would of gone in late with a sliding tackle on the cocky little bastard (probably me)

where as over here someone would of gone in late with a sliding tackle on the cocky little bastard (probably me)

Ace, another coffee laptop scenario.

You can see why the continental players have better control & touch. They closed people down quick but there wasn't a tackle in the game. The age range was from 7 to 65. The 7 year old scored 3

Don't start all this valuing diversity rubbish, we want pissed up stories and naughty pictures, your getting far too serious Jazza.

Kinell. I just nip down to cider country for a no-holes-barred 72 hours and find this thread has appeared and got to 13 pages before I see it.

:-)

 

Wow

 

She and her sister in law picked me up at the airport at 1your time .. Brought me to hotel and he sister in law pissed off. We sat in the room getting to know each other a bit & well ... Fuckin hell ... Even if I do get dry bummed by her family ... What a fuckin time.

 

She's now just nipped back home to collect some clothes & come back later to stay for weekend.

 

I'm in shock to be honest... I nearly had stage fright ... But thank fuck didn't.

Somewhere within this is a coded message asking for help.

No update on Facebook either.

 

No Alibob, I can't see it.

Don't start all this valuing diversity rubbish, we want pissed up stories and naughty pictures, your getting far too serious Jazza.

Sorry ... Been sober since Blackpool ...

 

Have a free evening to let my old man heal & let her pack so now out for a few.

 

Now this is the first danger I've faced

 

Despite your thoughts, they were the most welcoming hosts I've ever met

 

Iasi on my own may be different though!!

MickeyD

 

I wish I had the time on my hands a fuckin fireman does

Edited July 21, 201312 yr by jazza

Jazza blink twice and we'll send Anewman over to rescue you

Re the boring bit... I'm sorry it didn't go wrong and end up with me gang raped and my organs sold on the black market

 

 

But I thank you all who gave me constructive and concerned advice but I am so glad I trusted my feelings

 

It was never in doubt to me to be honest... I know her & she knows me well

 

Better than 99% of you cunts .... But that's the way I want it

Romanian lager going down well then Jazza?