You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

We're all cunts, you especially.

Now...

 

You know that cunts is a Scottish term of endearment

 

I apologise if anyone took it the wrong way.

 

It certainly wasn't meant that way

 

& gonzo stop being so sensitive xx

 

I just meant that I've not talked about my money. I didn't think that you'd take offence.

 

I was drinking something called "parlinka" yesterday ... & if it makes me fall out with people like this I won't again

 

Again, sorry if I offended anyone, I meant no harm (anewman included)

Edited July 21, 201312 yr by jazza

Fuck off you scotch cunt, the damage has been done. I wont sleep tonight with all the hurt you have caused.

Ok.. Well you can shove the golden Virginia up your arse that leyther_matt asked me to get you

 

I won't even give it to you in Edinburgh on Thursday

 

& you don't sleep anyway M

Palinka aka Tuica is lethal stuff.

It's like a fruit brandy, but it gets you wankered.

Just a nibble on the bait Jazza, I gave my reasons along with others about the shortfalls of your trip and must cock up that you have handled it well, so I hope it all works out for you.

Now...

 

You know that cunts is a Scottish term of endearment

 

I apologise if anyone took it the wrong way.

 

It certainly wasn't meant that way

 

& gonzo stop being so sensitive xx

 

I just meant that I've not talked about my money. I didn't think that you'd take offence.

 

I was drinking something called "parlinka" yesterday ... & if it makes me fall out with people like this I won't again

 

Again, sorry if I offended anyone, I meant no harm (anewman included)

No problemo big boy...

 

Me? A sensitive soul?? Never! Haha

Where's Dan with a handbags gif ?

Seems to be working out for him so far, and I'm glad it is.  I doubt anyone on here would get any pleasure from this all going tits up, I think we were just cautious for him because on the face of it, this all sounded extremely risky .. especially the bit about Jazza going over to Romania.

 

Let's not forget that Jazza's 'adventure' is still far from over...

 

Continue to keep your wits about you pal and I hope it carries on going as well as it currently seems to be.

What time was his flight back today? Just  a tad worried he's being dry fingered in Customs, although he is probably enjoying it the deviant.

Looking forward to an update

Looking forward to an update

 

 

Maybe the rubber gloves have been up his date.

14 hours no update, he's been rinsed

 

when was he due to fly back with it?

Is he not flying in to Heathrow this afternoon?

 

And maybe he's got better things to do than tell us you cunts of his every movement.

I would imagine as he's been OK for a few days over there and seems to be doing fairly "normal" stuff with his lady. Hopefully he'll be flying over here with her as we speak, so he can show her the delights of the UK. Hopefully the good times will continue to roll for him.

 

He'll be engaged before the end of the month and married before bonfire night. MMW

 

Good luck to him I say.

Is he not flying in to Heathrow this afternoon?

 

And maybe he's got better things to do than tell us you cunts of his every movement.

 

 

Are you counting yourself in the 1% then?

Are you counting yourself in the 1% then?

 

 

Of course.

 

I may well be a cunt, but I'm not the same type of cunt as the other 99% on here.

I may well be a cunt, but I'm not the same type of cunt as the other 99% on here.

 

 

I will certainly agree that you are a very special kind of cunt, not an everday, common or garden cunt like the rest of us

Is he not flying in to Heathrow this afternoon?

 

And maybe he's got better things to do than tell us you cunts of his every movement.

 

Only concerned as to his whereabouts & welfare

Of course.

 

I may well be a cunt, but I'm not the same type of cunt as the other 99% on here.

 

 

 an awesome cunt

 an awesome cunt

 

 

Whatever you do, don't Google Image search that phrase whilst at work.

We'll see how well it went in 9 months whe there's a little Jockmanian running about

Sky news reporting that a pissed up Jock has been arrested at Heathrow after being stopped by customs with what he said was ''it's a wee present of Romanian washing powder that my interchick gave me''

another 10 british passports going to romania

another 10 british passports going to romania

 

They don't need or want british passports, they're part of the EU.

there's an update on the BEN website today re the imminent influx of romanians,bulgarians etc.  I wonder if Iles has linked jazza's love story to the paper ?