You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

Jazzas bird....

 

Did you get my Benson?

Birch

 

Yes but she swapped them for a Robbie Williams cd and a bag of potatoes

 

Sorry

James. Please come back to the fold down bed for more SEXY TIME please do not waste last few hours on soccer website.

If you call it soccer once more I will be forced to beat you again

Wow, own field. This is real dream to live in either Morris Green or LEYTH and have own field. Before I to leave country on Monday maybe wee can meat for BIG sexy time. I can ware RIGGERS and high-vis jacket for sexy time to make you a big horn monster.

come live in MORRIS GREEN VILLAGE and i can RUIN you with a real english soward

You forgot to change account LW?

James. Please come back to the fold down bed for more SEXY TIME please do not waste last few hours on soccer website.

Underpants needs a cook if your interested.....

come live in MORRIS GREEN VILLAGE and i can RUIN you with a real english soward

I hare from my sexy James that you are dirty little egghead filth beast who enjoys pissy pissy action. Me and my love donkey James cannot play water sport games in the caravan of love becuase there is no bath. I knoŵ it is roung because I love sexy James, but he only wants to live in SCOTCHLAND, maybe I come to see Morrise Green one day because it is dream place for me. It woul,d be honour most big for you to RUIN me and have big sexy time. Maybe we could have threesome with No Balls

Where's Jazza?

Where's Jazza?

He is take dump at minute. He can dump for scotchland, I never no a man who shit and stink so much. I have to open wondows of caravan all time to release stench.

 

I look forward to move to Morrise Green were air is fresh. Althouh I consider to move to Blackpool also as the gonzo always send me pm offering me job of £3 per hour serving unlimited sausage on carvery.

I think "the gonzo" has a caravan in his carpark as well, it'll suit you down to the ground

Where's Jazza?

 

 

Edinburgh today

Jazzanova.

Well... Just seen her off at Edinburgh airport. The last 10 days have been some of the best of my life.

 

I am going back to Romania next month for a few days

 

It couldn't have been any better

Well... Just seen her off at Edinburgh airport. The last 10 days have been some of the best of my life.

 

I am going back to Romania next month for a few days

 

It couldn't have been any better

 

Like.

^{James...Are you sure she's not a Romanian version of Hayley Cropper?}

Edited July 29, 201312 yr by Andybwfc

Yes I'm sure

Chuffed for you mate.

 

Couple of questions though. Is she now Mrs Jazza or are you alright filling your boots with local Scots in between visits? Where are you hoping to go from here? And, will she be going back to the day job?

Well... Just seen her off at Edinburgh airport. The last 10 days have been some of the best of my life.

 

I am going back to Romania next month for a few days

 

It couldn't have been any better

 

 

So, it is a romance, or do the maths: how much has this shag cost you so far?

Could you not have had as much fun with a local brass for a lot less.

So, it is a romance, or do the maths: how much has this shag cost you so far?

Could you not have had as much fun with a local brass for a lot less.

He's doing it for the company. He's not interested in ruining her.

Chuffed for you mate.

 

Couple of questions though. Is she now Mrs Jazza or are you alright filling your boots with local Scots in between visits? Where are you hoping to go from here? And, will she be going back to the day job?

She is mrs Jazza... She promised to John bobbit me if I touch anyone else & I believe her

 

Yes I am keen & so is she

 

No wedding bells though.

 

I go next month... Then she comes here in sept/oct & see what happens from there

Jazza

 

Presumably she'll be going straight back to 'work' when she gets home?

 

Is that not gonna eat you up??

Glad it went well, Rab.

So, it is a romance, or do the maths: how much has this shag cost you so far?

Could you not have had as much fun with a local brass for a lot less.

Irina is no brass

 

She is a lovely lady

 

I suggest you dont call her that to my face

Edited July 29, 201312 yr by jazza