You got a box like this yet?

 

 

Whats the script, you meeting her at the airport?  Which one, what time.

 

I hope theres smoke coming out of it this time next week.

Good on you Jazza.

 

I was a bit worried about your trip but it all seems to working out fine.

Poem? What a bunch of queers

Well done mate!

These cunts from other sites can fuck off.

 

WW or nothing

The lad can't access his account on here pal, forgot his details or would of to be fair

It's quite popular this thread Jazza, looks like it's interesting people on other sites, they've even wrote you a poem. Can someone cut n paste it over from FOMR ?

 

 

What is FOMR?

When are you back Jaz?

 

I'm still worried.

I will be in the morning I think mate

Ah no bother, I'm up there Wednesday-Friday for the Hibs game but won't be up until Wednesday morning.

When are you back Jaz?

 

I'm still worried.

Back Monday evening into London

 

I'm not worried in slightest... Listening to Romanian argument between mother & daughter what she should pack is hilarious.

 

Irina puts shoes in her case, her mother takes them out. Then an explosion... Hahaha

 

Then same again 5 minutes later

Really pleased for you, don't forget when she comes over here you're not drinking with Waddy.

Here's the poem, tears in your eyes Jazza?

 

 

Standing at the platform, there’s a man,
Seems deranged
A little strange
Off to meet a woman half his age
Edinburgh to Heathrow,
All aboard, going abroad
... Off to meet a woman he hasn’t met before
To romance her
She’s a dancer, on a camera
He kept her from his friends
He’s on the mend, not stressed again
But everyone thinking he’s round the bend

‘Not being funny
There’s a feeling in my tummy
She’s a honey after money
…And she’ll kill you
Either with a sorry story
Or her brothers fists and fury
You can understand our worry
…We care about you’

But still he goes ahead
What’s there to lose?
Sex and booze
May as well go and fill his boots

They say he’s crazy
A fantasy
Just maybe… he’ll end up in box
He’s asked to change his mind
But says he’ll be fine
After two years online
Now it’s his chance to wine and dine

She meets him at the airport
At least she’s there, in Dracula’s lair
Even more beautiful with her jet black hair
No brothers, just a sister
He kissed her
He can’t resist her
He’s nuts in, he’s smiling
With a big grin on his face
He has a taste
Back at her place
Try repopulating the human race

Four days of pleasure
His eyes are open wide
After losing his pride
But he asks this woman to be his bride
He fears the pain
Fears the shame
But amazingly this beauty feels the same
She says yes, they get dressed
He’s hooked, flights booked
He takes her home
To the motherland
To meet his mam
And live happily ever after in his caravan
He’s happy- She’s perfect
The money? She’s worth it
They belong
They’re strong
Even if just to prove the doubters wrong

Where's that Cheryl Cole gif with the eyes!?!

What is FOMR?

Racist

What is FOMR?

 

Facebook group for Bolton fans of a certain age.

What is FOMR?

Facebook group - Friends of Manny Road - good site apart from the Rangers shit that it attracts

I'm deeply suspicious of any group that incorporates 'Friends of...' or 'Friends' into their title. Some examples?

 

'Friends of The Earth', 'Friends of Dorothy', 'The Society of Friends (Quakers)', 'The F*R*I*E*N*D*S Appreciation Society', 'Friends of Doctor Radovan Karadszic' etc.

Edited July 20, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie

Friends, football friends.

Racist

I was added to that group till I deleted. Couldn't be arsed with the less than casual racism on my feed and scotch shit.

You're right, the racism and the sectarianism is off-putting.

 

Why are so many English folk all of a sudden spouting how much they love Rangers? 

Not so sudden.

 

Clearly it's one way given their attempt to smash us all over Porto. Stood amongst them when cunts with chairs were running past me towards our enclave. Third world cunts.

Today's the day!

 

Must admit to being a bit nervous

 

She was crapping herself about flying alone so I'm doing gentlemanly thing of going & bringing her back.. I'm at heathrow right now.. Fly at 6.

 

We Come back on Monday...

 

I see her point though... A woman on her own meeting a punter off myfreecams is stupid

 

Mind you she & her brother are picking me up & if he turns up in an old merc and when I put my bag in the boot there is a shovel & a rolled up carpet I'm running!

 

I thought twice.. But I've just taken bare essentials to get by so if I get heckled it isn't going to RUIN me

 

Shaking like a shitting dog though

Good luck Jazza , i've not read the rest  of the thread yet   but you have balls  that's for sure . Nothing ventured ,nothing gained .. Carpe diem !

Not so sudden.

 

Clearly it's one way given their attempt to smash us all over Porto. Stood amongst them when cunts with chairs were running past me towards our enclave. Third world cunts.

Exactly - and you get Supposed wanderers fans  going into orgasm over the bankrupt bastards - build that fuckin wall then anyone who wants to support them can piss off to t,other side of it

You're right, the racism and the sectarianism is off-putting.

 

Why are so many English folk all of a sudden spouting how much they love Rangers? 

 

 

All of a sudden? How old are you son?  We were travelling up in numbers in the late 60's and early 70's.

 

For most, more of an anti IRA therefore anti Celtic thing. For others, family connections.

 

Always the first result I look for after the Whites.

I was added to that group till I deleted. Couldn't be arsed with the less than casual racism on my feed and scotch shit.

 

 

No need to go there, when you can get all that on here.

No need to go there, when you can get all that on here.

I don't mind a bit of casual on here and it is nice to see blatant darky, general muzzy and rangers shit has calmed down too.

Peace out.

I don't mind a bit of casual on here and it is nice to see blatant darky, general muzzy and rangers shit has calmed down too.

Peace out.

 

And to you too.