Would that be your worst nightmare?

Or he'd heard Perth is the land of milk & honey (it is you know) & thought fuck it, let's go see. Sadly, it all went badly wrong.

 

It's definitely a rum do though, poor bastards.

They should put that in the final report.

 

"........and the commission therefore concludes, in light of the findings in the case of flightMH370, that it was a rum do."

 

Ace.

Edited March 24, 201412 yr by Spider

He said a pilots biggest enemy on those flights is trying to stay sane.

 

It's only seven hours though

 

Read a book or do a sudoku or something

It's only seven hours though

 

Read a book or do a sudoku or something

 

Aye, it's not like he's sat in the middle seat in Economy with 2 fat cunts either side and a screaming kid kicking the back of his chair.

Do they not have little teles in the cockpit then? What a swizz.

Do they not have little teles in the cockpit then? What a swizz.

They use the mini plane on the map of the world to direct them where they're going

Rewarded handsomely for doing fuck all would make me happy, not insane

Rewarded handsomely for doing fuck all would make me happy, not insane

I've got a mate who is a pilot for Virgin, he earns around £75K per year. I once said he was earning shitloads for not doing much.....his response "When I do have to do something though, it's worth millions"

I've got a mate who is a pilot for Virgin, he earns around £75K per year. I once said he was earning shitloads for not doing much.....his response "When I do have to do something though, it's worth millions"

That sounds a bit God complexeque. I'd be doing a psychometric on him too

Or he'd heard Perth is the land of milk & honey (it is you know) & thought fuck it, let's go see. Sadly, it all went badly wrong.

 

It's definitely a rum do though, poor bastards.

 

 

Now let me see. Perth or Horwich? Balanced on a fucking knife edge that decision. A bit like Porsche or Lada.

Goodness, that was easy.

Goodness, that was easy.

 

 

I always am 

 

Makes for good banter.

Goodness, that was easy.

Incredibly easy

Incredibly easy

 

 

NB, I wondered how long your suitor would take to offer his support.

NB, I wondered how long your suitor would take to offer his support.

Well, we're sat next to each other, so it was never going to be long

Well, we're sat next to each other, so it was never going to be long

Wearing matching onesies. x

Saddened. I thought you'd both be in the same one.

Wearing matching onesies. x

Bertha and Ernie

Must admit its made me a tad patriotic that the UK has provided more answers than anyone in this whole bloody mess.

 

Got bugger all to do with us too

Edited March 25, 201412 yr by jayjayoghani

Must admit its made me a tad patriotic that the UK has provided more answers than anyone in this whole bloody mess.

 

Got bugger all to do with us too

 

Pissing money away.

Relatives of the missing Chinese families are protesting with banners saying

 

"Malaysians are murderers" & "give us our relatives back"

 

Jesus Christ, what do they think has gone on?

 

As far as the text messaging I can see why it was done. If you starting ringing round then the first relatives to get the call would tell the press & the families further down the list would kick off as they are finding out on the news and not in directly. On a hiding to nothing there

 

As far as the text messaging I can see why it was done. If you starting ringing round then the first relatives to get the call would tell the press & the families further down the list would kick off as they are finding out on the news and not in directly. On a hiding to nothing there

 

Plus it's cheaper.

They've probably got 3,000 texts per month in their phone package.

 

And a call to a grieving family could take ages, eating into their minutes.

There's still 1.2 billion of the fuckers, what's the problem?

Plus it's cheaper.

They've probably got 3,000 texts per month in their phone package.

 

And a call to a grieving family could take ages, eating into their minutes.

 

And you'd get loads of wong numbers.

Now let me see. Perth or Horwich? Balanced on a fucking knife edge that decision. A bit like Porsche or Lada.

Relatives of the missing Chinese families are protesting with banners saying

 

"Malaysians are murderers" & "give us our relatives back"

 

Jesus Christ, what do they think has gone on?

 

 

A lot of people in the UK first thought was that aliens had abducted the plane.