no balls Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Or he'd heard Perth is the land of milk & honey (it is you know) & thought fuck it, let's go see. Sadly, it all went badly wrong. It's definitely a rum do though, poor bastards. Quote
Spider Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 (edited) Or he'd heard Perth is the land of milk & honey (it is you know) & thought fuck it, let's go see. Sadly, it all went badly wrong. It's definitely a rum do though, poor bastards. They should put that in the final report. "........and the commission therefore concludes, in light of the findings in the case of flightMH370, that it was a rum do." Ace. Edited March 24, 2014 by Spider Quote
Zico Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 He said a pilots biggest enemy on those flights is trying to stay sane. It's only seven hours though Read a book or do a sudoku or something Quote
Traf Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 It's only seven hours though Read a book or do a sudoku or something Aye, it's not like he's sat in the middle seat in Economy with 2 fat cunts either side and a screaming kid kicking the back of his chair. Quote
no balls Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Do they not have little teles in the cockpit then? What a swizz. Quote
Zico Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Do they not have little teles in the cockpit then? What a swizz. They use the mini plane on the map of the world to direct them where they're going Quote
jayjayoghani Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Rewarded handsomely for doing fuck all would make me happy, not insane Quote
Sweep Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Rewarded handsomely for doing fuck all would make me happy, not insane I've got a mate who is a pilot for Virgin, he earns around £75K per year. I once said he was earning shitloads for not doing much.....his response "When I do have to do something though, it's worth millions" Quote
no balls Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 I've got a mate who is a pilot for Virgin, he earns around £75K per year. I once said he was earning shitloads for not doing much.....his response "When I do have to do something though, it's worth millions" That sounds a bit God complexeque. I'd be doing a psychometric on him too Quote
bolty58 Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Or he'd heard Perth is the land of milk & honey (it is you know) & thought fuck it, let's go see. Sadly, it all went badly wrong. It's definitely a rum do though, poor bastards. Now let me see. Perth or Horwich? Balanced on a fucking knife edge that decision. A bit like Porsche or Lada. Quote
bolty58 Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Goodness, that was easy. I always am Makes for good banter. Quote
bolty58 Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Incredibly easy NB, I wondered how long your suitor would take to offer his support. Quote
Sweep Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 NB, I wondered how long your suitor would take to offer his support. Well, we're sat next to each other, so it was never going to be long Quote
no balls Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Well, we're sat next to each other, so it was never going to be long Wearing matching onesies. x Quote
bolty58 Posted March 24, 2014 Posted March 24, 2014 Saddened. I thought you'd both be in the same one. Quote
jayjayoghani Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 (edited) Must admit its made me a tad patriotic that the UK has provided more answers than anyone in this whole bloody mess. Got bugger all to do with us too Edited March 25, 2014 by jayjayoghani Quote
Traf Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Must admit its made me a tad patriotic that the UK has provided more answers than anyone in this whole bloody mess. Got bugger all to do with us too Pissing money away. Quote
birch-chorley Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Relatives of the missing Chinese families are protesting with banners saying "Malaysians are murderers" & "give us our relatives back" Jesus Christ, what do they think has gone on? As far as the text messaging I can see why it was done. If you starting ringing round then the first relatives to get the call would tell the press & the families further down the list would kick off as they are finding out on the news and not in directly. On a hiding to nothing there Quote
Traf Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 As far as the text messaging I can see why it was done. If you starting ringing round then the first relatives to get the call would tell the press & the families further down the list would kick off as they are finding out on the news and not in directly. On a hiding to nothing there Plus it's cheaper. They've probably got 3,000 texts per month in their phone package. And a call to a grieving family could take ages, eating into their minutes. Quote
Carlos Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 There's still 1.2 billion of the fuckers, what's the problem? Quote
Carlos Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Plus it's cheaper. They've probably got 3,000 texts per month in their phone package. And a call to a grieving family could take ages, eating into their minutes. And you'd get loads of wong numbers. Quote
little whitt Posted March 25, 2014 Posted March 25, 2014 Now let me see. Perth or Horwich? Balanced on a fucking knife edge that decision. A bit like Porsche or Lada. Quote
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