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I'm Knackered

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Always

 

No matter what time I get up in a morning, usually between 7 and 8, by the time 3/4 o'clock comes I've gone.

 

It's not as if have late nights. 11 latest usually. Or energetic days. Sat a desk most days.

 

Even today, I've had an energetic day doing fuck all except a bit if pottering around the garden. But I've just woke from an hours shut eye and could easily go to bed now.

 

So come wways phd, How long till I'm brown bread?

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Bad Aids.

 

You've got weeks left.

Always

 

No matter what time I get up in a morning, usually between 7 and 8, by the time 3/4 o'clock comes I've gone.

 

It's not as if have late nights. 11 latest usually. Or energetic days. Sat a desk most days.

 

Even today, I've had an energetic day doing fuck all except a bit if pottering around the garden. But I've just woke from an hours shut eye and could easily go to bed now.

 

So come wways phd, How long till I'm brown bread?

 

Have you renewed your season ticket?

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Nope

 

And I've not put it in my will but I doubt they'd be fighting over it anyway

Mid life crisis mate, get yourself out on trips here there and everywhere and have a good laugh with your mates.

Your body is set to sedantry.

 

An athlete can't go a day without some form of exercise, some complain of aches and pains if they do nothing.

 

You need to walk up to the pike, get the heart pumping somehow. It's a muscle like any other and needs to be used properly.

 

Or you're dying.

Id urgently asses your diet.

 

Your not eating enough complex carbohydrates,nor are you doing enough exercise.

 

Get some oats and veg down your trumpet.

middle age

Develop a coke habit.

Your fucked

I've found strangling a prostitute always perks my up.

 

Go for a run or something endorphins are the new crack.

I've found strangling a prostitute always perks my up.

Are you a wagon driver or a cabbie?

Are you a wagon driver or a cabbie?

Wagon.

I'm always tired

Exercise, a 15min run every other day would have you feeling brand new in no time.

you're just not sleeping properly then

 

 

I think.

Something daft like 80% of daytime fatigue is down to dehydration

 

Whatever amount of water you think is enough treble it. Give it a few weeks and see how you feel, I'm sure it will make a big difference

 

I feel knackered if I have had a boozy weekend even if I slept. All down to dehydration

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Two words.

 

Pink Champagne.

Try some heroin, works a treat.

Try some heroin, works a treat.

 

Does it matter how I ingest it? - am I better to inject, smoke or snort?

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Does it matter how I ingest it? - am I better to inject, smoke or snort?

 

Toote it

Does it matter how I ingest it? - am I better to inject, smoke or snort?

 

Sprinkle it on your coco pops.

I hope Homo's not too tired for jiggy time, which iirc was always between 9pm-10pm.

Exercise, nutrition/hydration and rest. Get them right then if you are still knackered get down the doctors.

 

Don't be giving it "oooh I'm so tired" whilst troughing on a KFC bargain bucket.

I'm always tired

 

That's because your mind is always active....thinking about Championship Manager.....and boobs

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