Working with a bloke from the US of A and his surname is

 

Buminass

 

We have a new starter next week and his name is

 

Richard Shaw.............Ric Shaw

 

Te He

Surely Neville Neville wins ?

 

 

I know a lad call Peter Head, his dad was called Dick.

Worked with a lad who's mrs was having a baby boy and she wanted to call him Luke

 

Their surname was Wright

Went to school with a lad called Phil Nurse. (P Nurse). Worked with a man called Graham Kilner and his wife was called Val. I think its almost as good when the names are one letter out.

Phil Nurse as in the Thai Fighter?

Haha - the Dick Turpin one is class.  Please tell me he calls himself Dick...?

Alas no, and no one wants to say anything.

 

Much the same when a stage manager I knew was called Pin Dicks (not sure what it was short for?!) but she didn't realise why i looked shocked when she introduced herself. She'd never heard the term.

On The Chase quiz show last year 1 of the questions was something like

 

What is Fanny Scmellar famous for

 

Bradley Walsh was wetting himself, and even frosty knickers Ann raised a smile

Went to school with a lad called Phil Nurse. (P Nurse). Worked with a man called Graham Kilner and his wife was called Val. I think its almost as good when the names are one letter out.

I'll vouch for that, Tonge High School

Once knew a Tarquin Farquharson.

 

The despised Bears had a linebacker called Dick Buttkiss. (it was actually spelled Butkus but to Packer fans it was always Buttkiss).

I good mate of mine worked for Unilever. He once spent weeks scouring their email address book for funny names and printed out 2 A4 sheets of the best ones.

 

I think the time I read it (74 times) while I was proper stoned is the most laughing I've ever done.

 

There were loads of good uns like Becky Balls and Jan Titts and a few Dick Head and Jony Knob type ones but the neck and neck winners race came down to 

 

2nd placed brazilian Rim Rimularso

 

and the german winner Horst Pfister.

Shepshed Dynamo (who reached first round proper of FA cup in 1996 and lost 6 nowt at Carlisle) are a few miles from  me and play on a ground located here

Once knew a Tarquin Farquharson.

 

The despised Bears had a linebacker called Dick Buttkiss. (it was actually spelled Butkus but to Packer fans it was always Buttkiss).

The NFL is a gold mine for great names.

Captain Munerlyn, Ritchie Incognito, Bacari Rambo, D'Brickashaw Ferguson and Haha Clinton-Dix being amongst my favourites.

 

The head of the olympic anti-doping commision used to be called Dick Pound.

 

Martin Jol's brothers are Cock and Dick

A mate of my lad is actually called Drew Peacock

There was a landlady in the Rupert called Teresa Green.

There is a lad who knocks about in Preston called Bolt Upright tho that maybe via deed poll.

 

Working in the NHS the amount of ridiculous names was brilliant, we were always getting girls coming in called Candida or Meleena.

An old dear had the surname Bastard and it was pronounced that way too.

 

But the best one I saw was a young lass who came in called Jas Handz, I nearly weed.

 

There was also more than one Dr DeAth !

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But the best one I saw was a young lass who came in called Jas Handz, I nearly weed.

 

 

Brilliant

A flue company we use at work issued us a drawing drawn by a Dick Staines. Surely you would call yourself Richard.

A mate of my lad is actually called Drew Peacock

I know 2 Chris Peacocks

 

One Pat Mycock

 

Our database at work has loads of odd ones as it's international. Emilio Fuksas is a memorable one

My brother in law has Richard Edward as his middle names

My dads had an uncle Dick and aunt Fanny..

 

Normal names 40/50 years ago

Know a bloke called Ben de Kock

Played football with a Wayne king

I know a Sarah Adcock and I noticed a Fred West on our customer database last week, e-mail address being frederick.west as I suppose you would.. 

Rebecca trebilcock at school. No one thought she were a slag.

 

Also an Adam hooker who got fed up of people asking if his mum was a hooker, so changed his name to lorito

A lad a work is called C Lyon

I too know C lions

Only coloured lad at school was called smelly - got called to the front once in assembly to gales of laughter, cue teachers knocking eight bells out of every culprit they could see.

 

Also guy who worked in the psychiatric unit at Blackburn in the 80's called Turlock Holmes - I kid you not.