Moderators Zico Posted June 17, 2014 Moderators Share Posted June 17, 2014 *bites* is it balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 That picture of Horwich does look idyllic, it'd look better if the residents were all in it though. Preferably in it at the bottom, with sacks of bricks tied to their ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Your council tax would triple if that happened. The void would need filling from somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Really? I'd hazard a guess my council tax is probably not that different to yours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Anyhow, discussing money is gauche and for the rentier class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Really? I'd hazard a guess my council tax is probably not that different to yours... HTown pay more than Bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 HTown pay more than Bolton its to pay for our Mosque to keep them out of H/Town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 17, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2014 same from when I lived there.. Band E in old house, which is same as a band e house in Farnworth anyhoo.. The church near me (doffcocker) was described as a "super church", its scaremongering by the Bolton News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 same from when I lived there.. Band E in old house, which is same as a band e house in Farnworth parishes pay more than Bolton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 HTown pay more than Bolton Yes, but I live in a bejwelled mansion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 In seriousness I didn't know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 17, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2014 its to pay for our Mosque to keep them out of H/Town Laugh Out Loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 parishes pay more than Bolton Thats only coz your parishes insist on keeping a powerless town council to decide what flowers go in the hanging baskets and what lights to put on the Christmas tree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted June 17, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2014 hadn't noticed that NB.. fair point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Thats only coz your parishes insist on keeping a powerless town council to decide what flowers go in the hanging baskets and what lights to put on the Christmas tree they are indeed spineless cunts to a man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_swiller Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 The plank at Bolton council who authorised this should be fucking shot. No more fucking Mosques FFS how many do they want? If a group of us went over there they wouldn't build us pub eh? no, Give these bastard anything and they want more and more and more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 17, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2014 The plank at Bolton council who authorised this should be fucking shot. No more fucking Mosques FFS how many do they want? If a group of us went over there they wouldn't build us pub eh? no, Give these bastard anything and they want more and more and more. Has anyone ever tried to build a pub "over there"? (I assume you mean somewhere along the axis of evil?) They could have bought the old Church near the train station instead.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Anyhoo, these wailing towers, other than MR58's comedy answer, does anyone know if there's any working ones in Bolton? Pray all you want but keep it fucking down you backward cunts!* *There's another fatwa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 17, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2014 The call to prayer can only be understood by a genuine raygun. It's actually a secret code listing details of how to get the best deals on alloys for Toyota's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 The call to prayer can only be understood by a genuine raygun. It's actually a secret code listing details of how to get the best deals on alloys for Toyota's. That's another sunni / shia thing tha knows. One crowd say one thing and tothers say tuther. It nearly gave me a heart attack in Istanbul the other week, it was louder than the Manchester bomb. I think only in the UK is there the bit about rockports and tracky pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 That's another sunni / shia thing tha knows. One crowd say one thing and tothers say tuther. I wondered that the other week. I wondered if they were offering something free with every prayer as every fucking mosque was shouting like it was the last hour at the fish market, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 They've got a dome and minaret at the one on Daubhill (the new-ish one near Lidl). The windows and casings in the minaret are modular and can be removed over the course of a weekend, the top floor is weatherproofed already - this is all in readiness for when they compromise the majority in the UK and the call to prayer will be real not just broadcast over the radio. The Iman told a builder, who told me, he also told me they buried a Miss Piggy toy, some frazzles crisps and a star and stripes in the foundations, oh, and a copy of Razzle too (the builders, not the Iman). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I've slept through calls to prayer, southern Poland and mass every hour, with accompanying bellringing - no sleeping through that... I went for a nosey instead, and when they went for the bread I went up too and had some, I didn't get struck by lightning or turned into a pillar of salt, so I reckon' it's definitely bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beer_swiller Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 It probably wont be long before some mad whinging mullah decides that Bolton's nickname is offensive .Hal Hal trotters eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 17, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2014 It probably wont be long before some mad whinging mullah decides that Bolton's nickname is offensive .Hal Hal trotters eh? Phew I thought all your previous posts were genuine. At least now we know they're ALL tongue in cheek eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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