Moderators Zico Posted June 20, 2014 Moderators Share Posted June 20, 2014 Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced after being recognised in library http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/05/serial-cucumber-masturbator-sentenced-after-being-recognised-in-library-4751905/ Man caught furiously masturbating in a supermarket was genuinely surprised to be seen http://metro.co.uk/2014/06/19/man-caught-furiously-masturbating-in-a-supermarket-was-genuinely-surprised-to-be-seen-4769027/ any why not could just be a case of Prestadidewic's Congena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1969 Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 Wankers the lot of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 20, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2014 "Furiously" masturbating It's really the only way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 20, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted June 20, 2014 ".....Officers pulled him over..." Made me chuckle that- surely they could have phrased it better! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted June 20, 2014 Moderators Share Posted June 20, 2014 Cucumber. Dirty fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted June 20, 2014 Share Posted June 20, 2014 ".....Officers pulled him over..." Made me chuckle that- surely they could have phrased it better! Alf Ramsey to Rodney Marsh: "I'm going to pull you off at half time". Marsh to Ramsey: "Oh right. At City we just get a quarter of an orange". Marsh was never selected for England again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I've had a wank on a bus as a testosterone fuelled 16 year old. what else you gonna do on a quiet 32 after nightschool, when they've banned smoking on buses and hadnt invented the iphone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TroySwoosh Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Sir Alex's new pastime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 I've had a wank on a bus as a testosterone fuelled 16 year old.what else you gonna do on a quiet 32 after nightschool, when they've banned smoking on buses and hadnt invented the iphone? I'm banned from Astley Bridge ASDA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted June 22, 2014 Share Posted June 22, 2014 The American players get Yanked off apparently. I once got interrupted by my dad & uncle knocking one out to Pans People Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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