Why are we not bombing the fuck out of this lot with the yanks? I can understand why the Commons voted against not to get involved with the Syria thing. But this is different. If anyone needs blasting to fuck it's these cunts.

Insurance job - nailed on.

And on the other side of the world, a car bomb outside a mosque in Perth, Western Australia.

Old bloke in a dodgy suit seen leaving the area on a moped.

Old bloke in a dodgy suit seen leaving the area on a moped.

 

 

....and I've wanted rid of that Morris Marina for fucking ages.

That's doesn't matter though. It's only them Rayguns killing people that we're interested in

Being Turkey it's rayguns killing rayguns is it not?

Would anyone seriously risk going to turkey now for a holiday with the family?

 

Fook that

Would anyone seriously risk going to turkey now for a holiday with the family?

 

Fook that

We arrived in Majorca 24 hours ago after my Mrs talked me out of a similar holiday in Turkey. Freetnin!

Would anyone seriously risk going to turkey now for a holiday with the family?

 

Fook that

 

I'd avoid visiting Istanbul for the time being.

 

I'd go to Kas/Antalya without a second thought. Love the place.

Would anyone seriously risk going to turkey now for a holiday with the family?

 

Fook that

 

Nope - I wouldn't be going to Morocco, Tunisia, Egypt or Turkey at the minute

No issue with Morocco, Shirley?

No issue with Morocco, Shirley?

 

Not yet, give it time

Nope - I wouldn't be going to Morocco, Tunisia, Egypt or Turkey at the minute

Same mate however, that's because I have a young lad. If it were just me as a young lad ont piss I'd be all over Turkey now, can't give holidays away.

http://radio.foxnews.com/2016/06/28/video-of-deadly-instanbul-airport-bomb-attack/

 

nothing gorey, but viewer discretion advised if easily shocked/ upset

Some cracking deals at the moment, strike why the irons hot.

 

Fair play to them muslim countries though, some where still warm and being buried and the airport was open again in under 16hrs.....I have seen east lancs closed longer for an over turned milk float.

Rather spend more and relax on holiday rather than have the thought of Islamic extremists trying to kill me at the back of my mind.

Rather spend more and relax on holiday rather than have the thought of Islamic extremists trying to kill me at the back of my mind.

 

If they want you, they'll get you...

In Egypt now. Brilliant. Fourth year in a row.

 

Get treated like royalty. Best suite in hotel at no extra cost. 42C without a single cloud last 9 days.

 

Place only 30% occupied unfortunately. Feel sad for the locals who only want to earn a living, a lot laid off.

 

Glad we decided to continue coming here.

There was some 'Tunisia today...' footage on the news t'other day, some nice enough looking beach, almost deserted save for two local blokes either end in bermudas and a polo - sub-machine guns slung over their shoulders...Like Whites Man writes, who wants that when they're supposed to be relaxing, even if statistically the chances of anything actually happening are low?

The countries heavily relying upon tourism for their economy...do you reckon their good muslamics might one day think "it's a load of bollocks this religion stuff"?

How come facebook is not covered with Turkey flags this week ?

If they want you, they'll get you...

True but you don't have to make it easy for them.

 

No doubt the homos want to bum me but I am not going to hang around the Star & Garter or the gents toilets at Moss Bank Park (third trap from the left, knock 4 times).

 I am not going to hang around the Star & Garter or the gents toilets at Moss Bank Park (third trap from the left, knock 4 times).

 

Not after last time, anyway

The countries heavily relying upon tourism for their economy...do you reckon their good muslamics might one day think "it's a load of bollocks this religion stuff"?

Be nice to think so but to them and other religious zealots such as the Americian Evangelists it comes as naturally and necessary to their lives as breathing.

In Egypt now. Brilliant. Fourth year in a row.

 

Get treated like royalty. Best suite in hotel at no extra cost. 42C without a single cloud last 9 days.

 

Place only 30% occupied unfortunately. Feel sad for the locals who only want to earn a living, a lot laid off.

 

Glad we decided to continue coming here.

 

Where are you, B?

Where are you, B?

Grand Makadi again, had the choice of transferring to the Palace next door as they are currently renovating the pool but they always give us the suite (room 2214) and its 30 yard walk to the Palace pool and grounds anyhow. We have the Mahara club blue bands so we can eat anywhere we want bar the Makadi Spa. We simply love this place. £650 each for two weeks all inclusive plus £100 in £1 coins to spread the wealth and goodwill and get the best pampering by the waiters and pool attendants.

The countries heavily relying upon tourism for their economy...do you reckon their good muslamics might one day think "it's a load of bollocks this religion stuff"?

 

"Let's get this right, you keep all the oil cash, you drive around in Maseratis and wear Gucci, you fly over Western Hoors to do up the wrong 'un, you drink Johnnie Walker Red Label and so on and so forth...

 

And we, we get our hands chopped off for thieving, our heads lopped off with a curvy sword for looking funny at one of you, we get stoned for being raped, get fcuk all of the money and we might just get a nice shiny Mosque, just as long as we practice the right kind of Wasabi Sauce shite within it...

 

Aye, alreet!"