O'Sullivan just got another 147. Most talented sportsman that ever lived in my opinion. But I am a snooker fanatic, so...

Rocket Ron was 4-1 down to a young Phil gartside in the semi. Won 6-5.

Who remembers tony knowles being our team captain in that north west football quiz show with elton welsby?

 

 

not me

Give Phil Gartside a break StevieB, you shouldn't baulk at what he has done.

 

Those that  queue up to say he is out to screw the club have been smoking too much pot.

 

We were in the black, but now were in the red, so maybe it is time he had a rest.

 

I'll get me coat......

Edited December 6, 201411 yr by RoadRunnerFan

You must have spent as long as a Peter Ebdon frame coming up with all that. I'll not be able to Trump that one

Haha Stevie, I can trot out crap puns faster than a Ronnie 147.

I was going to post some snooker puns, but I didn't bother because I got a kick out of the ones that have already been posted.

Not like you to play safety Cheese.

Amazing final! Trump from 9-4 down has now forced a deciding frame!

It's been ace this evening session.

Get in.

Been a privelege watching that this evening.  O'Sullivan really is something else

Fair play to Trump though. What a comeback.

was brilliant last night.

 

i got a break of 8 once 

I get into the high 20's on a regular basis, but my highest break is 45. I was giddy as fuck. For those few glorious split seconds, I imagined registering as a semi-professional and slowly creeping up the rankings, eventually making it to a major final as a massive underdog, fluking a win because O'Sullivan had a breakdown and went back on the crack at the mid-session interval.... then I failed to pot another ball for the rest of the session and my game plummeted over the next few weeks as I over-thought everything, trying to emulate the big break. I fucking love playing snooker, but it's a psychological yo-yo.

53 me. All pinks too. Used to play regularly as a student parasite but now I don't know if I would be able to see the black from the yellow spot. Might well give it another razz soon even if it does mean joining the local Liberal club for access to one of North Devon's 3 snooker tables.

I got three reds three blacks yesterday and had 2 more lined up nicely before I fucked an easy red up. Was reet pleased with my 24 until the bloke on the next table rattled in 105.

Once did a 7 ball finish at pool though my mate refused to get his arse out

Back to snooker, did anyone else wonder if, at 9-4, the TV company gets them both together and suggested that Ronnie had this game won and that, for the sake of TV programming , could they make it last the distance?

Back to snooker, did anyone else wonder if, at 9-4, the TV company gets them both together and suggested that Ronnie had this game won and that, for the sake of TV programming , could they make it last the distance?

 

No.

No. Judds 130, 120 and 85 breaks back to back got him back in it. Ronnie did nowt wrong.

Watched perry beat ding. Tremendous.

 

Fancy perry to do alright in this. Could make the final I reckon.

Who remembers tony knowles being our team captain in that north west football quiz show with elton welsby?

Found guilty of assault on his ex bird yesterday, to be sentenced in a fortnight.

 

Anyhow, Robertson is playing like his best again toneet. Will take some beating.

O'Sullivan beating Hendry's century record in the first frame today was fucking class.

O'Sullivan beating Hendry's century record in the first frame today was fucking class.

Hendy is on the sports bar on talksport in a minute if you've ran out of diazepam.

Hendy is on the sports bar on talksport in a minute if you've ran out of diazepam.

 

Cheers.