EyesRight Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Some poster on here (Kent?) had a story about his mate fucking her up the arse IIRC. What a woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Some poster on here (Kent?) had a story about his mate fucking her up the arse IIRC. You're right, he did. Hopefully he'll be able to furnish us with the details again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 13, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2015 I'd vote labour if I could have a crack at her arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 13, 2015 Author Share Posted April 13, 2015 Be like sticking your willy in a box of smashed eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Be like sticking your willy in a box of smashed eggs. Hens eggs or ducks eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Be like sticking your willy in a box of smashed eggs. you've done that, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 13, 2015 Author Share Posted April 13, 2015 ....both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didledee Posted April 13, 2015 Share Posted April 13, 2015 Glad Amanda is going, show started off with her standing up for that guy playing the armonica thing and also Alesha and David, rubbish act going through again. the best was the dog, but it wasn't singing Simon, just moving it's mouth when they guy ventriloquists, funny though and a good trick. was funny aldo when that dog was running after Ant all time The choir was boring, too many choirs each year, the guy singer was good, but for me acts like him should go on the X Factor, see more of his voice for many weeks. Alesha is a very nice looking woman, but she doesn't lookas good when her hair is scrunched back revealing her ears, better long hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 13, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2015 Be like sticking your willy in a box of smashed eggs. Let's say someone tried that, and quite a lot of the egg dropped onto the kitchen floor, what's a good explanation to the missus? Asking for a rather ungainly, yet curiously satiated friend, like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 13, 2015 Author Share Posted April 13, 2015 A wasp landed on the said box of eggs whilst you were about to roll some dough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted April 14, 2015 Share Posted April 14, 2015 Alesha is right at the top of my list with Amanda a long long way down That woman who twisted her body inside and out was fantastic, she'd be fucking amazing in bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 18, 2015 Author Share Posted April 18, 2015 Go Becky lass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 18, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted April 18, 2015 Great magician Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted April 18, 2015 Share Posted April 18, 2015 Great magician The bloke with the doll and the cannon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 18, 2015 Author Share Posted April 18, 2015 Great magician How did he do that? Seriously. How? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 19, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2015 The lad with the guitar How did his capo manage to move itself down the fretboard halfway through? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 19, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2015 I picked up on that. The cameras were on the audience for the keychange. I don't play guitar but know that a capo changes the key. What I didn't know was that it could be moved during a song. I always thought they had a clamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 19, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2015 They can be moved but not during a song. It would appear the lad had a couple of attempts. If truth be known, I couldn't give a fuck and it speaks volumes about the current standard of my Saturday nights that things like this even register. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 19, 2015 Author Share Posted April 19, 2015 No point fighting it spiders. The game is up. Get yourself some cheesecake, Boil a pot of tea and kick back tonight with your slippers on. You can watch last nights Casualty on demand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 23, 2015 Author Share Posted April 23, 2015 Great magician Boooo http://tv.bt.com/tv/tv-news/britains-got-talent-magic-trick-explained-you-can-buy-it-online-for-under-a-tenner-11363976789898 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 25, 2015 Author Share Posted April 25, 2015 Hula hula hula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redmond Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 The Mrs was watching it earlier while I was playing pirates with the toddler.That fucking "hypnotist dog" thing was the most ridiculous piece of bullshit I've ever witnessed on tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Kyle Walkers girlfriend is on next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 25, 2015 Author Share Posted April 25, 2015 She had massive chebs though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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