They've never heard of potato cakes either

They speak even odder than up here. I was told to stop blorting last night by someone who lives there. How the fuck is crying blorting?

Oh and Brussels sprouts are colly nobs. Weirdos.

It's a good night out though so they may be forgiven.

Can anyone corroborate this, is a barm a muffin in Oldham? Go!

 

All the chippies on this East side of Manchester sell chip muffins. The bakeries sell muffins

 

Fucking yonner retards

 

Mollie Benthams sold Flour Cakes  when I was growing up. That's what they are. Not barms, cobs, rolls or owt else. Fact

Edited January 1, 201610 yr by MancWanderer

Nice little bar that

 

This. Few good boozers in the city centre but too far away. Cracking idea from County

All the chippies on this East side of Manchester sell chip muffins. The bakeries sell muffins

 

Fucking yonner retards

 

Mollie Benthams sold Flour Cakes when I was growing up. That's what they are. Not barms, cobs, rolls or owt else. Fact

But would you ever have asked for a chip flour cake?

Edited January 1, 201610 yr by boltondiver

Yes

All the chippies on this East side of Manchester sell chip muffins. The bakeries sell muffins

 

Fucking yonner retards

 

Mollie Benthams sold Flour Cakes when I was growing up. That's what they are. Not barms, cobs, rolls or owt else. Fact

Muffins?

Muffins are cakes. Chocolate muffin. Blueberry muffin. Whatever.

Why would anyone put chips on a cake? Other than a barm cake.

 

Although - a Victoria sponge, but, instead of cream/jam in the middle, you could put chips. Maybe with cheese. And some chilli sauce.

That'd work.

Ok - that's my new restaurant sorted.

Don't even get me started on the Blackburn retards:

 

'Bacon teacake'

Don't even get me started on the Blackburn retards:

 

'Bacon teacake'

Teacakes in certain parts of South Yorkshire too

Teacake is a bun with fruit in it

 

Muffin is a bun with fruit in it

 

Fuck's sake. What's wrong with people?

 

Neither go with bacon, chips or anything savoury

They know full well what a barm is in east Lancashire so I have no idea why they still insist on using tea cake.

Anyway, Nottingham, cob.

I don't want to live in a world when WWays isn't a barm stronghold.

In Newcastle it's a stottie.

 

Defo a barm in Bolton.

Always a flour cake when I were a lad.

Always a flour cake when I were a lad.

 

indeed

 

and the same thing was a muffin in bury

 

and oven bottoms were just oven bottoms

Probably showing my age but it was Flour cake when I was a lad but I suspect half the girls in Mollie Benthams (Hunters) wouldnt have a clue if you asked for a Flour cake these days. 

Flour cake for me to

It's a fucking barm.

The faggot batch is a common order in a coventry chippy.

Has anyone ever ordered a chip flour cake in a Bolton chip shop ? I think not,... because it's a chip barm.  ( folds arms & nods head smugly )

The faggot batch is a common order in a coventry chippy.

Was Once in Coventry working, went in to a chippy and asked for pie and chips wi gravy on. Serving wench asked me to repeat my order three times, finally she asked "Yow mien faggit grievee?" (Do you mean faggot gravy?) Is it brown and wet? I asked. I was very hungry by this point. She sort of gawped at me, nodding and shaking her head at the same time. That'll do fer me love.

Has anyone ever ordered a chip flour cake in a Bolton chip shop ? I think not,... because it's a chip barm. ( folds arms & nods head smugly )

The Chinese in Astley Bridge used to do them named as a chip flour cake. It was over 30 years ago mind, probably nearer 35, however, I shall survey the scene just as smugly from the high ground ????

Once called in a chippy in Nottingham and asked for a steak pudding, chips, peas and gravy.

Never forget the look on their faces.

Finished up with a steak pie instead

Will be digging out my old" Coal Not Dole" badges for our game with the scab cunts.

In plus 5 for this one, train over in the morning, stroll through the city, blag it in to Hooters hopefully, find an away pub and watch us get dicked. Should be a good day out!

 

Where's the likely place to meet a few like minded fools?