been on holiday got back my FB said ill pop round after work have me a bath ready

​ok love no problem nice cup of tea waiting the lot

​anyway she said were are my spear knickers i have here

​i said y were the ones you took off

 

I flushed then so you didnt sniff them cause I had them on all day

 

WTF she one strange fooker

There are no words...

Spear knickers. Sounds painful & a bit kinky

How do you get the bath ready ? Stand astride it.

Edited September 26, 20169 yr by H

Can Google translate- spear knickers?

Quality post this is

been on holiday got back my FB said ill pop round after work have me a bath ready

 

​ok love no problem nice cup of tea waiting the lot

 

​anyway she said were are my spear knickers i have here

 

​i said y were the ones you took off

 

I flushed then so you didnt sniff them cause I had them on all day

 

WTF she one strange fooker

I'm laughing so hard I've burped up a load of sick, you bastard 

I still can't work it out?

I still can't work it out?

His Mrs flushed her used panties down the toilet so Whitt couldn't sniff them.

 

I think

is it the same bird that you shagged with a Philips screwdriver?

I still can't work it out?

He's going to have a blocked drain. HTH

I doubt there's another club in the world that can boast such quality threads as this on their fans forum, let alone decipher it.

I still can't work it out?

 

 

you won't, it's all made up bullshit

I think she's a Geordie by the sounds of it.

What a time to be alive.

How big are her knickers?

Keep the change

I'm guessing spare

Spear knickers! Genius.

 

Renifleurs of the world unite.

Was looking forward to a scratch and sniff

 

Now she's a pair down and in a spair pair down too

 

Strange fooking woman

is it the same bird that you shagged with a Philips screwdriver?

 

 

Are you pozitive...

is it the same bird that you shagged with a Philips screwdriver?

She was silly. He meant for her to bring something back "normal, like a rolling pin".

Or a bottle of Bud

I shake my head in despare. I often wonder how we have survived this long without being shutdown!

Whitt

 

You are my hero but FYI

 

It's SPARE you fucking bellend, not spear or even spair

been on holiday got back my FB said ill pop round after work have me a bath ready

 

​ok love no problem nice cup of tea waiting the lot

 

​anyway she said were are my spear knickers i have here

 

​i said y were the ones you took off

 

I flushed then so you didnt sniff them cause I had them on all day

 

WTF she one strange fooker

 

And women are strange??