Going on from stevie B's co-op discount...

 

What perks do you get in your job?

 

Apart from not paying any tax and free fried egg sandwiches I don't get many, but our pegs managers 33% off any bill at m&b outlets comes in handy! Especially at a Miller and carter and the likes

 

In my old job when I worked at Tetra Pak we could have as many cartons of juice we liked. The joys haha

Free carpets

When I worked at Warbies you could buy a loaf for 35p at the end of your shift from the staff shop limited to 4 loaves. In my student days that was basically the weekly food shop for the 12 lads I lived with.

When I worked with Miamiwhite, it was up dead early in the morning, get a couple of roofing jobs in Dipperland, graft like fuck and home before the skookids.

Erm...shit loads of chocolates off the owd dears, as many bandages and dressings you can shake a shitty stick at and 20% off in Nandos. Cheers Bolton FT/NHS

Erm...shit loads of chocolates off the owd dears, as many bandages and dressings you can shake a shitty stick at and 20% off in Nandos. Cheers Bolton FT/NHS

 

 

if only there was a nandos nearby

Travel the world all expenses paid. Spent last New Years Eve under the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur. I love my job.

A tracksuit

 

Travel the world all expenses paid. Spent last New Years Eve under the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur posting on wanderersways. I love my job.[/quote

EFA

Erm...shit loads of chocolates off the owd dears, as many bandages and dressings you can shake a shitty stick at and 20% off in Nandos. Cheers Bolton FT/NHS

I 'borrowed' two packets of saline and a stitch cutter tonight. I reckon I saved myself about 80p. On the other hand - by taking my Mrs's stitches out myself I've probably saved the NHS about £40 in appointment times and wages.

 

Bollocks - I'm £39.20 down!

Used to work for the company that owned Mentho Lyptus

 

When I was down in the office I could buy a "damaged" box for 50p - like 20 packets or so

 

Absolutely fucking addicted to the Extra Strong ones ever since. Always got some with me

Flexi time and a glass of champagne at my desk at Christmas.

 

Used to get queens birthday and half a day Christmas shopping off too.

My daughter's company in central london have a bar that serves free drinks from 3pm on a Friday. There's plenty of 'sex on the beach' being had come 4pm

I 'borrowed' two packets of saline and a stitch cutter tonight. I reckon I saved myself about 80p. On the other hand - by taking my Mrs's stitches out myself I've probably saved the NHS about £40 in appointment times and wages.

 

Bollocks - I'm £39.20 down!

Because I'm a hard barstard last time some greasy c*nt carved me up with a glass (me, washing it with a crack in) I took my own stitching out using a pair of nailclippers, electrical pliers and witchhazel. Beat that, Bolty.

75% off Merlin stuff. A car. A share option

Flexi time and a glass of champagne at my desk at Christmas.

Used to get queens birthday and half a day Christmas shopping off too.

Don't get me going

75% off Merlin stuff. A car. A share option

To be fair, if it's taxed, it's not a perk

To be fair, if it's taxed, it's not a perk

ok then

I get the best bread in the market really cheap

Free weed,chicks and booze.

I once printed something out for non work related purposes...

 

that and xmas presents off the kids..

A car (taxable perk) a mobile phone, decent pension, healthcare and a yearly bonus if I score OK in my IPM and the company make enough. I have a share option but can't afford to take it at the moment.

Fuck all...i get taxed on everything

Fuck all...i get taxed on everything

THIS

Unlimited access to knicker drawers and laundry baskets.

You love your job.

We got a free turkey.