What is that "mate" of mine Sadiq Khan trying to achieve ?

 

You lost you demented little cretin, get over it and concentrate on your job you terrorist sympathiser.

4 hours ago, Spider said:

How’s Partygate going?

we need to move on

13 minutes ago, Sweep said:

we need to move on

I’m still pretty cross

Also, if I break a law, I expect to be punished for it. Appropriately, of course.

I understand that no-one is guilty of murder, but if I were to Burgle a house, I’d expect to lose my job if caught and found guilty. Sure we are all reasonable enough  to agree with that.

He's got more lives than a cat has Johnson.

5 hours ago, Spider said:

How’s Partygate going?

they all got a £50 fine 

The rest of the country got a £100 fine 

northing to see here 

I take it those that were fined 10k will be getting £9,950 back?

Edited April 6, 20224 yr by mickbrown

21 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

I take it those that were fined 10k will be getting £9,950 back?

Taxed.

So we’re moving on then.

Noted.

38 minutes ago, Spider said:

So we’re moving on then.

Noted.

Yeah, its the British way. Listen I know you had a grim time at your mum's funeral Spider, but that sort of attitude is not the stip upper lip, can do, get up and go we want to see. Also Covid is sooooo 2020. Moaning about the party of government breaking their own rules whilst people died alone is just political point scoring and frankly disgusting to see.

The local elections will be a guide if we have moved on. 

4 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

The local elections will be a guide if we have moved on. 

The Annilihiation of the tories at the locals will be put down as the typical midterm slump.

Aye probably 

I might burgle one of your houses whilst you’re on holiday.

Im apologising in advance so that we can move on immediately and there’s no need for loads of lefty hand-wringing and finger pointing.

I may do a shit in your wardrobe for the full experience but I’m so fucking sorry about it.

9 minutes ago, Spider said:

I might burgle one of your houses whilst you’re on holiday.

Im apologising in advance so that we can move on immediately and there’s no need for loads of lefty hand-wringing and finger pointing.

I may do a shit in your wardrobe for the full experience but I’m so fucking sorry about it.

Said Defeffal but with more erms and ber, ber, bers...

And the grovelling victims of his crimes would forgive him immediately.

Sulaiman would make off with your goods in his Picnic car straight to Cash Generator because he pretends to be posh but he's a bloody tramp who ensnares and brutalises horsey-faced girls young enough to be his daughter.

He's also a deadbeat dad.

Edited April 6, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

He's NOT a dope-shooter because he shits his pants on account of a cowardly soul fearing an overdose, he does don a Fez and sits on a Turkish rug crosslegged and smokes tiny amounts of hashish with a water shisha pipe, he does this obsessively but only with a fiver deal of shit resin.

1 hour ago, Spider said:

I might burgle one of your houses whilst you’re on holiday.

Im apologising in advance so that we can move on immediately and there’s no need for loads of lefty hand-wringing and finger pointing.

I may do a shit in your wardrobe for the full experience but I’m so fucking sorry about it.

Ok, it is what it is 💩

3 hours ago, Spider said:

So we’re moving on then.

Noted.

Because he'll never, never, never, never, never, never do it again
Not until the next time

6 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Anyone listen to The Rest is Politics with Rory Stewart and Alistair Cambell, its really interesting espcially Stewart's thought's on the UK's current foreign policy (or lack thereof) and who are in the current government who are talented but are not getting the jobs in cabinet where they could make a real strategic difference. 

Yes. A great listen, but quite depressing as well. We really are a country chock full of imbeciles, and we get what we deserve.

Edited April 6, 20224 yr by Cheese

I like to think I’m a reasonable person but as the months go by I’m starting to lose my shit  privatising C4 the latest of so many pathetic decisions . They are turning into a watered down republican type party where the crazy’s are in charge god knows where it ends . 

5 minutes ago, emus wig said:

I like to think I’m a reasonable person but as the months go by I’m starting to lose my shit  privatising C4 the latest of so many pathetic decisions . They are turning into a watered down republican type party where the crazy’s are in charge god knows where it ends . 

When people like this are given the top jobs, we're really in trouble.

 

Dorris is a willing (as in gullible) stoodge. She's been put into the DCMS to put the boot into the BBC and other cultral institutions and run the ongoing cultural war because it does win votes and play well in certain so-called red wall places as its framed as attacking mtero-centric cultural elites, rather than taking an axe to some of the leading organisations in the world. Attack her and you are attacking loads of nana's who read her books and are being a snob because someone likes to read 'The Liver Bird Ladies' rather then the latest Booker. 

Its the old, ''it upsets so and so, therefore I'm happy with it'' line -its short-termist, its destructive, devisive and it's only aim is to keep a small amount of people in power.

Is today that NI goes up 1 1/4 % ?

Almost overnight a cod from the chippy is now £4 and a third smaller in size - Brexshit, and two bellends were having a drag race, one obviously on the wrong side of the road - again, mark my words, some old gipper crossing the lane for catfood or small chips and peas or a kid going to retrieve a football or tenniser used for cricket will be mowed down. Utter cunts. Where are the old bill? Probably doing paperwork after nicking a baghead for stealing wine and sausages from Morrison's.

Edited April 6, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

Just watched a piece on Channel 4 News about the difficulty in seizing Oligarch's Yachts in the British Virgin Isles.

Not heard from Sir Geoffrey Cox for a while....

13 hours ago, tyldesley_white said:

Is today that NI goes up 1 1/4 % ?

From yesterday, for some.

They’re after Sunak’s missus today