1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

West Kent doesn't, some of the more rural.parts of east Kent might do, but that's also like saying all Lancasterians are whippet owning Mill workers.

I thought the £150k + contingent. Myself included all were to be fair.

It was only said in jest. I imagine it’s pretty shit on the roads at the moment. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-61039876

6 hours ago, Spider said:

 

Didn’t happen 

23 minutes ago, tomski said:

I thought the £150k + contingent. Myself included all were to be fair.

It was only said in jest. I imagine it’s pretty shit on the roads at the moment. 

Some places are proper odd, you are right, gets a little hicksville in places.

31 minutes ago, Farrelli said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-61039876

winners and losers 

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Didn’t happen 

Exactly. The weirdo wouldn't go in a bar.

2 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

West Kent doesn't, some of the more rural.parts of east Kent might do, but that's also like saying all Lancasterians are whippet owning Mill workers.

Can the more educated and sophisticated East Kent types spell 'Lancastrians' though?

1 hour ago, boltondiver said:

Didn’t happen 

Prove it

#2022

2 hours ago, boltondiver said:

Didn’t happen 

I wouldn't trust him myself but it's 50/50.

Keep an open mind.

2 hours ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Can the more educated and sophisticated East Kent types spell 'Lancastrians' though?

Don't know, I live in South London

Hi there

Seem to have missed the posts about a Tory MP getting done for sexual abuse and another MP saying it was wrong he got done. 

1 minute ago, Ani said:

Hi there

Seem to have missed the posts about a Tory MP getting done for sexual abuse and another MP saying it was wrong he got done. 

<Wearily digs out the Tory Party bingo cards>
 

“Eyes down, look in, full house please”

Lets just move on

Whats done is done

There’s been a bloody pandemic

Ukraine! He went to Ukraine!

Unprecedented times

Look at his hair though, giggle.

Theres more jobs in Starbucks than ever!

Brexit going ever so well

Union Jacks/Blue passports

It is what it is.

Weak opposition

”House”

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

<Wearily digs out the Tory Party bingo cards>
 

“Eyes down, look in, full house please”

Lets just move on

Whats done is done

There’s been a bloody pandemic

Ukraine! He went to Ukraine!

Unprecedented times

Look at his hair though, giggle.

Theres more jobs in Starbucks than ever!

Brexit going ever so well

Union Jacks/Blue passports

It is what it is.

Weak opposition

”House”

Labour would be worse

they'd have had a peadeophile ring

33 minutes ago, Spider said:

<Wearily digs out the Tory Party bingo cards>
 

“Eyes down, look in, full house please”

Lets just move on

Whats done is done

There’s been a bloody pandemic

Ukraine! He went to Ukraine!

Unprecedented times

Look at his hair though, giggle.

Theres more jobs in Starbucks than ever!

Brexit going ever so well

Union Jacks/Blue passports

It is what it is.

Weak opposition

”House”

Don’t forget “He has got most of the big decisions right”.

what those decisions were is anyones guess, possibly the suitcase of ale in the Downing Street parties!

Edited April 12, 20224 yr by Farrelli

1 hour ago, Ani said:

Hi there

Seem to have missed the posts about a Tory MP getting done for sexual abuse and another MP saying it was wrong he got done. 

Labour's fault. Obviously. .

3 hours ago, Ani said:

Hi there

Seem to have missed the posts about a Tory MP getting done for sexual abuse and another MP saying it was wrong he got done. 

He's come out with the classic non-apology apology this morning.

 

13 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

He's come out with the classic non-apology apology this morning.

 

Crispin blunt. Cockney rhyming  slang dictionary update needed.

we just need to move on now

3 hours ago, Spider said:

<Wearily digs out the Tory Party bingo cards>
 

“Eyes down, look in, full house please”

Lets just move on

Whats done is done

There’s been a bloody pandemic

Ukraine! He went to Ukraine!

Unprecedented times

Look at his hair though, giggle.

Theres more jobs in Starbucks than ever!

Brexit going ever so well

Union Jacks/Blue passports

It is what it is.

Weak opposition

”House”

Thing is BJ 

has played a Blinder 

Week as piss Cabinet (no one to challange him 

is Closest  Rivel got Thrown under the Bus Last week cause of his wife 

Then he goes to Ukraine 

29 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Thing is BJ 

has played a Blinder 

Week as piss Cabinet (no one to challange him 

is Closest  Rivel got Thrown under the Bus Last week cause of his wife 

Then he goes to Ukraine 

Correct

He has dragged the tory party to such a low, that even wiping his own arse counts as a victory for him.

He's just fucked all the fisherfolk despite promising them Brexit would be their path to the milk and honey.

But he'll claim it's a win. 

And 51% of the population will just open their mouths, begging for more of his jizz in their throats.

It would be funny if it wasn't so tragic.

The tories used to be worth voting for, tha knows.

27 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Thing is BJ 

has played a Blinder 

Week as piss Cabinet (no one to challange him 

is Closest  Rivel got Thrown under the Bus Last week cause of his wife 

Then he goes to Ukraine 

Has he? Well maybe the country needs a leader who we can trust with some dignity.

Whilst things were kicking off in Ukraine he was under police investigation about parties in Downing Street. A waste of public money! The Tories have been distracted, yet again, because he cannot come clean about anything. Meanwhile a cost of living and energy crisis looms whilst his chancellor is embroiled in saving his own neck. It’s a shitshow from a bunch of twats.

33 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Thing is BJ 

has played a Blinder 

Week as piss Cabinet (no one to challange him 

is Closest  Rivel got Thrown under the Bus Last week cause of his wife 

Then he goes to Ukraine 

and just been fined for partygate.

Oh

And been fined for Partygate, which means he lied to parliament, but of course he'll tell his wide-eyed cult of followers that "we should just move on, I've paid my (£100) fine, and that's the end of it. Ignore ignore ignore ukraine ignore jobs at starbucks ignore ukraine"

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

Oh

And been fined for Partygate, which means he lied to parliament, but of course he'll tell his wide-eyed cult of followers that "we should just move on, I've paid my (£100) fine, and that's the end of it. Ignore ignore ignore ukraine ignore jobs at starbucks ignore ukraine"

Labour's fault, obviously, you dickhead.

13 minutes ago, Spider said:

Oh

And been fined for Partygate, which means he lied to parliament, but of course he'll tell his wide-eyed cult of followers that "we should just move on, I've paid my (£100) fine, and that's the end of it. Ignore ignore ignore ukraine ignore jobs at starbucks ignore ukraine"

The findings of Russia chemical weapon use will be out soon distract distract distract move on