Googled it without success. What times and days is the M60 closed around the Bolton-Trafford Centre area in the coming weeks?

Edited August 7, 20178 yr by Smiley

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2 hours and counting on M6 J15 ????

Our infrastructure makes us look like a third world shithole.

2 hours and counting on M6 J15

 

NB or SB?

North bound

Had to battle with the A720 round Edinburgh today.

Makes the M60 seem blissful.

Massive queues outside of rush hour in both directions.

2 hours and counting on M6 J15 ????

I don't think there's a shitter stretch of 3 lane highway anywhere on earth.

 

It's fucking shitter than a shitty dollop of the shittest kind of shit.

 

I went up the a49 and that was littered with caravans being towed by fat gobshites clogging up the road on their way to sit in a miserable fucking field somewhere in Devon, spending the week tuckkng their fat tits into their big shorts and shitting into a cartridge full of toilet duck.

 

The filthy, nearly dead, bastard cunts.

Bad journey?

Bad journey?

#standard

I don't think there's a shitter stretch of 3 lane highway anywhere on earth.

 

It's fucking shitter than a shitty dollop of the shittest kind of shit.

 

I went up the a49 and that was littered with caravans being towed by fat gobshites clogging up the road on their way to sit in a miserable fucking field somewhere in Devon, spending the week tuckkng their fat tits into their big shorts and shitting into a cartridge full of toilet duck.

 

The filthy, nearly dead, bastard cunts.

7 hours from Welwyn GC to home and over 3 hours of that was spent crawling from J14 to just past J15

I don't think there's a shitter stretch of 3 lane highway anywhere on earth.

 

It's fucking shitter than a shitty dollop of the shittest kind of shit.

 

I went up the a49 and that was littered with caravans being towed by fat gobshites clogging up the road on their way to sit in a miserable fucking field somewhere in Devon, spending the week tuckkng their fat tits into their big shorts and shitting into a cartridge full of toilet duck.

 

The filthy, nearly dead, bastard cunts.

Best thing I've ever read

Best thing I've ever read

One of the few posts I've felt the need to read aloud to the Mrs.

I don't think there's a shitter stretch of 3 lane highway anywhere on earth.

It's fucking shitter than a shitty dollop of the shittest kind of shit.

I went up the a49 and that was littered with caravans being towed by fat gobshites clogging up the road on their way to sit in a miserable fucking field somewhere in Devon, spending the week tuckkng their fat tits into their big shorts and shitting into a cartridge full of toilet duck.

The filthy, nearly dead, bastard cunts.

Best thing I've ever read

Actually laughing out loud. Not for your pain Spider travelling that route. My Dad does it regularly and he fucking hates it. I'm showing him this it'll give him a laugh.

Circa 12 minutes, when not on the road.

 

Couldn't cope with anything much longer these days.

I don't think there's a shitter stretch of 3 lane highway anywhere on earth.

 

It's fucking shitter than a shitty dollop of the shittest kind of shit.

 

I went up the a49 and that was littered with caravans being towed by fat gobshites clogging up the road on their way to sit in a miserable fucking field somewhere in Devon, spending the week tuckkng their fat tits into their big shorts and shitting into a cartridge full of toilet duck.

 

The filthy, nearly dead, bastard cunts.

         

Well, what a fooking nightmare we had on the M62 today. We picked our daughter up at about 7.30 am from the Leeds festival and on the way back, junctions 22/24 were closed due to a guy jumping off the bridge(he's dead btw).

 

Ended up going through Saddleworth, but the traffic was fooking horrendous, just glad I don't do much motorway driving these days.

Aye it's that bridge that was mentioned on another thread a while ago. Didn't someone speculate that the road sweeper that always seemed to be crossing it was actually summat to do with the Samaritans??

 

Horrible, horrible story today. To think that someone perched there for a while and then jumped. So sad that someone felt the need to do it

Airport run early Thursday morning

 

Is the 666 shut?

All our trunking times have been changed recently due to various things with the motorways

 

Drivers hours are getting smoked on simple journeys

All our trunking times have been changed recently due to various things with the motorways

 

Drivers hours are getting smoked on simple journeys

 

 

keep them cnuts off the back roads

 

wankers

keep them cnuts off the back roads

 

wankers

no traffic stops the beige carpet, fuck you car drivers

I see our "upgrade" to smart motorway has been extended until Summer 2018

I see our "upgrade" to smart motorway has been extended until Summer 2018

Jesus wept.

not surprised , there isn't anyone working.

if more than 3 blokes stood together ,all they do is look into a hole.

not surprised , there isn't anyone working.

if more than 3 blokes stood together ,all they do is look into a hole.

That's the engineer, site agent and foreman watching the Polish fella down the hole doing all the work