Order a starter and dessert

Singing " Knees up Mother Brown " on New Years Eve in some scuzzy pub.

Piss?

Who doesn't after a gallon? I've regulated my intake to make sure im sweet smelling. ????

Read the orbituaries

Lose the sense of the value of money,the mother in law gives her grand kids 50p for a pint I wish .

Get up at 6am then sleep all afternoon.

Get up at 6am then sleep all afternoon.

 

How long do you sleep for?

Enjoy being selfish. In terms of spending and selling shit off.

Think they should be treated with respect, even if they're cunts

Have unrealistic expectations of their children

Complain that soap doesn't last as long as it used to.

 

Tell random stories without a point

Get crap full sleeve tattoos done (blokes and women).

 

Get crap brilliant white veneers that make them look like Mr Ed (blokes and women).

 

Take Ketamine.

 

Go 'out' at 1am already ripped to the tits/pissed.

 

Trim and dye out gingerness/blondeness in their beards to be jet black/dark brown so they look like the Arctic Action Man.

 

Rarely admit their girlfriend or boyfriend is as such, preferring other terms, so that they don't look and/or feel like a cuckold/loser when they get dumped or shagged about on.

Edited October 11, 20178 yr by Youri McAnespie

Get crap full sleeve tattoos done (blokes and women).

 

Get crap brilliant white veneers that make them look like Mr Ed (blokes and women).

 

Take Ketamine.

 

Go 'out' at 1am already ripped to the tits/pissed.

 

Trim and dye out gingerness/blondeness in their beards to be jet black/dark brown so they look like the Arctic Action Man.

 

Rarely admit their girlfriend or boyfriend is as such, preferring other terms, so that they don't look and/or feel like a cuckold/loser when they get dumped or shagged about on.

 

 

gonzo has just pmed me asking what age youri thinks is old

 

He's just explained me haha

Buy stuff then decide they don't like/want it and try to foist it on you.

Die

Die

 

Thought about posting that, but didn't feel right- tempting fate perhaps.

lemon parties

wear gloves

gonzo has just pmed me asking what age youri thinks is old

Old is when you go to a rave and you're only pretending to have good time...

lemon parties

I once, accidentally, came across a picture of a young, 23 perhaps, well endowed white chap getting a blowjob from a naked, saggy titted silver haired lady of about seventy odd.

 

It was almost as jarring to my sensibilities as the Lemon Party picture, nah, in fact it was worse.

Lose new fangled plastic money

make a trifle in celebration of their national patron saint

 

bang on about makes of socks

 

salute beach towels 

Watch the soaps and then post about it on a football message board online

Watch the soaps and then post about it on a football message board online

 

from the disabled bogs?

Go on cruises