Site Supporter Spider Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, MickyD said: Yet the number only needs to reach 3 for scousers. Rightly so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted January 8, 2022 Moderators Share Posted January 8, 2022 40 minutes ago, Spider said: Ive seen at least 4 black folk in Horwich this last few months. The town council are obliged to have an emergency debate on the matter if the number reaches 5. We had a gay back in the 80s Proper stereotypical 80s mincer, up and down lee lane in denim shorts and white vest in all weathers Everyone liked him, especially the old dears He was called Michael, but everyone called him Gay Michael, just to avoid any confusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted January 8, 2022 Members Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Zico said: Yeah, sorry We don't see many of you out and about Day release Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 3 hours ago, Spider said: Ive seen at least 4 black folk in Horwich this last few months. The town council are obliged to have an emergency debate on the matter if the number reaches 5. was it not the same one you just seen him 4 times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Horwich home to overgrown man-children who scald their girlfriend with a kettle and turn up to court with a string JD sports carrier bag across their back. Horwich - where they knock down a massive Leisure Centre and replace with one that cost £3.79. Horwich - where they stick to their own. Horwich - a racist Trumpton. So shit it has no train station. Horwich where the locals idea of a day out is tramping up Winter Hill leaving a trail of rubbish in their wake. Horwich where people sup in Sam's Bar - a recreation of the film 'Deliverance'. Horwich where racists mooch ten miles without shoes to attack a random Asian family. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Horwich home to overgrown man-children who scald their girlfriend with a kettle and turn up to court with a string JD sports carrier bag across their back. Horwich - where they knock down a massive Leisure Centre and replace with one that cost £3.79. Horwich - where they stick to their own. Horwich - a racist Trumpton. So shit it has no train station. Horwich where the locals idea of a day out is tramping up Winter Hill leaving a trail of rubbish in their wake. Horwich where people sup in Sam's Bar - a recreation of the film 'Deliverance'. Horwich where racists mooch ten miles without shoes to attack a random Asian family. It has 2 train stations if you bear in mind Blackrod is about 10 metres over the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 41 minutes ago, Spider said: It has 2 train stations if you bear in mind Blackrod is about 10 metres over the border. Is it bollocks, the boundary between slabtown and dirtrod is the central carriageway of the M61 in the main. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) @Spider Yeah - because staggering from Horwich Parkway to say, Winter Hey Lane when drunk would be really convenient. I noticed that you fail to defend that most wife/partner abusers hail from Camberwick Green. Wasn't there one recently who ripped his girlfriend's hair out. GL is a melting pot of social harmony not a racist hellhole that has ad hoc apartheid like Horwich. Where everyone is an alcoholic. Edited January 8, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Youri. Where did the bad man from Horwich touch you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 2 minutes ago, stevieb said: Youri. Where did the bad man from Horwich touch you? He’s right though it’s a shithole. sorry overpriced shithole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 Horwich is a bit rough but better than 80% of the rest of Bolton. Not sure that puts our town in a good light to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Theres a lot worse places than Horwich tbf, nowt wrong with the gaff imo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, stevieb said: Youri. Where did the bad man from Horwich touch you? Nowt up with it as a place - it's just full of bigoted Horwichers or worse, those from elsewhere who bugger off to live there because an Indian family moved in next door but two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Nowt up with it as a place - it's just full of bigoted Horwichers or worse, those from elsewhere who bugger off to live there because an Indian family moved in next door but two. They were from Pakistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 3 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Horwich is a bit rough but better than 80% of the rest of Bolton. Not sure that puts our town in a good light to be honest. Probably a fair summary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Where’s worse for folk thinking they’re better than they are? Horwich or harwood? And Westhoughton can’t be far behind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 8, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted January 8, 2022 Just now, Escobarp said: Where’s worse for folk thinking they’re better than they are? Horwich or harwood? And Westhoughton can’t be far behind? Turton , Bromley Cross and Egerton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Can't say I've ever had a beer in Horwich, go as far as Bob's Smithy. Close enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 (edited) Edgeworth - even worse than Horwich. They act like it's The Archers. You Horwichers have this belief that you are better than us. You have this belief that this parish is so very good and we are so very bad. You have this belief that you are so fair and we are so very cruel. Edited January 8, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Spider said: Turton , Bromley Cross and Egerton. Egerton I’ve never classed as proper Bolton for some reason. bromley cross is a good shout though but wouldn’t say there’s much difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Edgeworth. Edgworth is lovely though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Always got a soft spot for Turton and Bromley Cross after going to sixth form there. Used to like The Railway if its still there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, Spider said: Turton , Bromley Cross and Egerton. Youri what about a Bromley Cross raised Horwicher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 5 minutes ago, stevieb said: Youri what about a Bromley Cross raised Horwicher? Who lived in Manchester City centre a bit - triple wankshaft. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 11 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Edgworth is lovely though. But it's full of bellends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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