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40 minutes ago, Spider said:

Ive seen at least 4 black folk in Horwich this last few months.

The town council are obliged to have an emergency debate on the matter if the number reaches 5.

We had a gay back in the 80s 

Proper stereotypical 80s mincer, up and down lee lane in denim shorts and white vest in all weathers 

Everyone liked him, especially the old dears 

He was called Michael, but everyone called him Gay Michael, just to avoid any confusion

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Horwich home to overgrown man-children who scald their girlfriend with a kettle and turn up to court with a string JD sports carrier bag across their back. Horwich - where they knock down a massive Leisure Centre and replace with one that cost £3.79.

Horwich - where they stick to their own.

Horwich - a racist Trumpton.

So shit it has no train station.

Horwich where the locals idea of a day out is tramping up Winter Hill leaving a trail of rubbish in their wake.

Horwich where people sup in Sam's Bar - a recreation of the film 'Deliverance'.

Horwich where racists mooch ten miles without shoes to attack a random Asian family.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Horwich home to overgrown man-children who scald their girlfriend with a kettle and turn up to court with a string JD sports carrier bag across their back. Horwich - where they knock down a massive Leisure Centre and replace with one that cost £3.79.

Horwich - where they stick to their own.

Horwich - a racist Trumpton.

So shit it has no train station.

Horwich where the locals idea of a day out is tramping up Winter Hill leaving a trail of rubbish in their wake.

Horwich where people sup in Sam's Bar - a recreation of the film 'Deliverance'.

Horwich where racists mooch ten miles without shoes to attack a random Asian family.

 

 

It has 2 train stations if you bear in mind Blackrod is about 10 metres over the border.

 

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Yeah - because staggering from Horwich Parkway to say, Winter Hey Lane when drunk would be really convenient. I noticed that you fail to defend that most wife/partner abusers hail from Camberwick Green. Wasn't there one recently who ripped his girlfriend's hair out. GL is a melting pot of social harmony not a racist hellhole that has ad hoc apartheid like Horwich.

Where everyone is an alcoholic.

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1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Nowt up with it as a place - it's just full of bigoted Horwichers or worse, those from elsewhere who bugger off to live there because an Indian family moved in next door but two.

They were from Pakistan.

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Edgeworth - even worse than Horwich. They act like it's The Archers.

You Horwichers have this belief that you are better than us. You have this belief that this parish is so very good and we are so very bad. You have this belief that you are so fair and we are so very cruel.

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