Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

You try telling your average middle-aged fully-vaxxed drinker not to go to other areas for a few pints

Local lockdown would probably make things worse

Edited May 14, 20215 yr by jmjhb

1 minute ago, jmjhb said:

You try telling your average middle-aged fully-vaxxed drinker not to go to other areas for a few pints

Local lockdown would probably make things worse

I'll be fully vaxxed up with my second squirt on Sunday. Just in time for going out getting lathered

Just now, Dimron said:

I'll be fully vaxxed up with my second squirt on Sunday. Just in time for going out getting lathered

Lathered ? Are you going to a foam party 😃 

For once, I’m confident Boris will do the right thing

He's doing fuck all for now

Warning shot delivered. Sort it out or you’re getting locked down and all the Hamilton’s need to get the fucking vaccine is how I read that 

 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Warning shot delivered. Sort it out or you’re getting locked down and all the Hamilton’s need to get the fucking vaccine is how I read that 

 

Yep. Boltononians told to sort their shit out. So sort it out you filthy animals! 🤣

1 minute ago, Winchester White said:

Yep. Boltononians told to sort their shit out. So sort it out you filthy animals! 🤣

It Went downhill when I left 

How many times did he say bolton thought he may of congratulated our promotion at one point

anyway he knows who needs to come forward and get vaccinated

For all of us still living in this great town, thank you Boris.👍

Best I’ve heard the corrupt, scruffy, lying shitbag speak

Most I’ve heard Bolton mentioned on the BBC since Peter Kay and JJ were in their pomp

 

Bingo halls going to be rammed Monday night

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Yep agreed, more or less saying if figures go up, you can fuck off with the 21st June, its being delayed.

And above all of course there isn't a new variant, even though they sound desperate for one.

Eh? There is a new variant though?

End of Ramadan celebrations incoming, what could possibly go wrong.

1 minute ago, Carlos said:

End of Ramadan celebrations incoming, what could possibly go wrong.

No neid for that

Phase 4 can wait if it comes to it, phase 3 will do for the summer anyway 

Don't get me wrong, sooner we get back to normal the better 

But being able to sit inside pubs and restaurants will do for most folk I'd have thought? 

Be reet come August for the footy i reckon

Edited May 14, 20215 yr by Zico

just been past Horwich RMI you want to see the  Que along CNR and half way up Ramsbottom Rd

giving them out to anyone 1st or 2nd

2 minutes ago, little whitt said:

just been past Horwich RMI you want to see the  Que along CNR and half way up Ramsbottom Rd

giving them out to anyone 1st or 2nd

What was the colour profile of said queue? 

4 minutes ago, Zico said:

Phase 4 can wait if it comes to it, phase 3 will do for the summer anyway 

Don't get me wrong, sooner we get back to normal the better 

But being able to sit inside pubs and restaurants will do for most folk I'd have thought? 

Be reet come August for the footy i reckon

Regarding the footy should be royally pissed off if not 

maybe just the bigger clubs may have restrictions 

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

What was the colour profile of said queue? 

In Horwich?!

Who the fuck votes for that Bolton MP who has just been on Granada Reports, she is thick as 2 short planks, all she could talk about was social deprivation and the Government should help with more money, tell your voters to get the fucking jab you moron

27 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

It Went downhill when I left 

Because you left

maybe that £50 is still up for grabs…

Well done Boris.

 

33 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Warning shot delivered. Sort it out or you’re getting locked down and all the Hamilton’s need to get the fucking vaccine is how I read that 

 

Johnson is a fucking gimp. 

2 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said:

Who the fuck votes for that Bolton MP who has just been on Granada Reports, she is thick as 2 short planks, all she could talk about was social deprivation and the Government should help with more money, tell your voters to get the fucking jab you moron

I’m almost certain that @mickbrown didn’t.    

and wouldn’t 

Probably