Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Fuck me

I’m a right numb cunt at times

4 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Okay, is this Indian variant immune to the vaccine ?, last I heard it wasn't.

So there is no new variant 

Of course it is a new variant, just because existing vaccines still work doesn't mean it isn't a variant of the original coronavirus.

33 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

The make up of the queue at RMI isn't the interesting one, it'll be the composition of the one at Essa Academy that would be more telling.

i know people who went  like 

A Packet of  Liquorice Allsorts 

25 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Okay, is this Indian variant immune to the vaccine ?, last I heard it wasn't.

So there is no new variant 

You've blown em.

They need to impose vaccine passports pretty rapidly imo.

Lockdown for cunts who won’t have one. 

4 minutes ago, gonzo said:

They need to impose vaccine passports pretty rapidly imo.

Lockdown for cunts who won’t have one. 

If America is anything to go by any vaccine passports would be really easy to fake 

10 minutes ago, gonzo said:

They need to impose vaccine passports pretty rapidly imo.

Lockdown for cunts who won’t have one. 

Comments from a doctor in Bolton hospital: admissions have increased and some in intensive care. All eligible for a vaccine but have failed to have one.

God's lockdown?

7 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Comments from a doctor in Bolton hospital: admissions have increased and some in intensive care. All eligible for a vaccine but have failed to have one.

God's lockdown?

Sounds like a pretext for a new quiz show

 

Bob Monkhouse presents 

Jab

or 

Die

5 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Sounds like a pretext for a new quiz show

 

Bob Monkhouse presents 

Jab

or 

Die

"Family misfortunes"

We asked 100 people; if you don't get a vaccine, you might get...?

3 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

"Family misfortunes"

We asked 100 people; if you don't get a vaccine, you might get...?

DEAD

"How many people said dead?"

Just now, jmjhb said:

DEAD

"How many people said dead?"

Not sure, could be tight, alternatives might include...

Flu

Parvo virus

Coronavirus

Not zombified 

28 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

If America is anything to go by any vaccine passports would be really easy to fake 

Tattoo a big tick on everyone’s forehead. 

Red dot for those not had it

22 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Tattoo a big tick on everyone’s forehead. 

Red dot for those not had it

I'd read that as a "big dick" and thought it a bit harsh! 🤣

46 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Comments from a doctor in Bolton hospital: admissions have increased and some in intensive care. All eligible for a vaccine but have failed to have one.

God's lockdown?

Where did you hear that, out of interest?

4 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Where did you hear that, out of interest?

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/health/covid-bolton-cases-coronavirus-vaccine-b1847653.html%3famp

Says majority in fairness, not all.

40 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

"Family misfortunes"

We asked 100 people; if you don't get a vaccine, you might get...?

BAD AIDS obvs. 

5 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/health/covid-bolton-cases-coronavirus-vaccine-b1847653.html%3famp

Says majority in fairness, not all.

Ta

48 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

DEAD

"How many people said dead?"

i think this guy cheated on the survey

https://thecovidblog.com/2021/05/07/thomas-flanigan-ohio-doctor-writes-his-own-obituary-after-moderna-shots-dead-11-weeks-later/

 

 

1/50 of the Bolton population have had their jab done today at Horwich RMI.

Fair fucks to all involved. It was mental.

Same tomorrow.

2 minutes ago, Horwich said:

1/50 of the Bolton population have had their jab done today at Horwich RMI.

Fair fucks to all involved. It was mental.

Same tomorrow.

That's superb. Great effort by all involved.

(And good to hear some good PR for your club after snitchgate )

Be interesting to see the numbers involved at Essa today.

6 minutes ago, Horwich said:

1/50 of the Bolton population have had their jab done today at Horwich RMI.

Fair fucks to all involved. It was mental.

Same tomorrow.

My missus was one of them.

Amazing work going on there

Britain leading the way 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

24 minutes ago, Horwich said:

1/50 of the Bolton population have had their jab done today at Horwich RMI.

Fair fucks to all involved. It was mental.

Same tomorrow.

Very impressive indeed 👏 👍 

1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I'd read that as a "big dick" and thought it a bit harsh! 🤣

But ever so close 😊

No Pfizer left for walk ins at RMI, turning the kids away today.

8 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

No Pfizer left for walk ins at RMI, turning the kids away today.

If I was say 25, could I not ask for AZ or are they saying no to all u40’s?