Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

He’s not budging on 4th July 

Just now, Spider said:

Go to work, but stay in.
Go on a protest, but don't see your family.
Do not pass go
Do not collect £200
Do go to Barnard Castle

 

13 minutes ago, Traf said:

 

Do move on. 

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Ffs Mick, you've opened a can of worms....again!

My pleasure. Just nice to see which Blue Tits go chomping for them 😀

Cherie Blairs greatest achievement   ,getting her Tony to scrap the Royal yacht Brittania

11 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Do move on. 

I wish I could.

But I can't, as personally nothing is improving.
Still not earning, existing bookings are being cancelled and Jnr is still at home.

I'll move on as quickly as I can, but nothing doing right now, sadly.

5 minutes ago, Traf said:

I wish I could.

But I can't, as personally nothing is improving.
Still not earning, existing bookings are being cancelled and Jnr is still at home.

I'll move on as quickly as I can, but nothing doing right now, sadly.

It was more to add to the list you quoted Spider as it seems to be a phrase chucked about between the lefties & righties on here rather than a personal dig at you pal. 

Hope things pick up soon. Social distancing being reduced & this new drug should hopefully help business pick up! 

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

It was more to add to the list you quoted Spider as it seems to be a phrase chucked about between the lefties & righties on here rather than a personal dig at you pal. 

Hope things pick up soon. Social distancing being reduced & this new drug should hopefully help business pick up! 

Cokes been around for years 

1 hour ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

He’s not budging on 4th July 

Is this still the unofficial pub opening date or have they backtracked on it a bit? Better bleeding not have!

4 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Is this still the unofficial pub opening date or have they backtracked on it a bit? Better bleeding not have!

Tbf they haven’t given false hope on this, it was always under review as they say but always maintained no earlier than 4th July 

think some news reports got giddy and said it could be earlier for beer gardens etc 

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Right then

A drug found that prevents 75% of deaths is genuine pub-opening news as far as I can tell.

I'm sure there'll be doom merchants saying it's a damp squib but fuck it/

Anyway. I'm calling it now - we're done.

Go to work.

If only it was 75%. 
 

40% of people on ventilators die currently. This new drug reduced it to 28% in trial. 

Edited June 16, 20206 yr by Ani

57 minutes ago, stevieb said:

It was more to add to the list you quoted Spider as it seems to be a phrase chucked about between the lefties & righties on here rather than a personal dig at you pal. 

Hope things pick up soon. Social distancing being reduced & this new drug should hopefully help business pick up! 

Haha, I misread that one, then. It didn't quote the post.
To be honest, interest has picked up, so I'm hoping it manifests itself into bookings. 

I could do with going on a strict diet anyway

33 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Tbf they haven’t given false hope on this, it was always under review as they say but always maintained no earlier than 4th July 

think some news reports got giddy and said it could be earlier for beer gardens etc 

4 July fine for me, chomping at the bit to stand outside doors to my local and get into a pint and a massive bag of Snyders.

2 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

4 July fine for me, chomping at the bit to stand outside doors to my local and get into a pint and a massive bag of Snyders.

Waited this long sure we can last till 4th, just noticed it’s a Saturday be footy on all good 

 

Boris lying his arse off. Again. 

20 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

4 July fine for me, chomping at the bit to stand outside doors to my local and get into a pint and a massive bag of Snyders.

Great, but very naughty, snack

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

 

Brilliant 😂😂

2 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Boris lying his arse off. Again. 

What’s up mick 

3 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

What’s up mick 

The bloke bullshitting again and getting away with it. Again.

He’s a disgrace 

2 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

The bloke bullshitting again and getting away with it. Again.

He’s a disgrace 

And?

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

And?

Aye. Fucking exactly

9 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Great, but very naughty, snack

Grease levels at about 70% in them things but that spice with a beer... get me back in there ASAP.

19 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

What’s up mick 

Red breast moaning about something or other. Good lad Boris...

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Red breast moaning about something or other. Good lad Boris...

Wouldn’t be the same without a mick moan