Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

9 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Wouldn’t be the same without a mick moan 

It’s sort of like a comfort blanket now for me. 
makes me realise no matter how shit a day I’ve had life could be much worse 

Mick moaning about lying political leaders after voting red for eons......the irony 

9 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

It’s sort of like a comfort blanket now for me. 
makes me realise no matter how shit a day I’ve had life could be much worse 

Should rent him out for funerals 

42 minutes ago, boogs said:

Brilliant 😂😂

It's a fake account unfortunately, but I'm sure that mirrors his and everyone elses feelings!

Actually sad how hard she tries to be relevant just by coming out with mental, contrary stuff on everything.

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Should rent him out for funerals 

"It could be worse......"

 

"Oh, bugger......."

13 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

It's a fake account unfortunately, but I'm sure that mirrors his and everyone elses feelings!

Actually sad how hard she tries to be relevant just by coming out with mental, contrary stuff on everything.

You know she’s a cunt when you end up liking Piers Morgan’s response to her 

 

One of the vets at my wife’s place has been saying this mexadothidone (?) would work since March

But she’s mental so everyone ignored her

needless to say, she’s having quite the last laugh on their socials this evening

 (pair of bee stings)

Just now, Spider said:

One of the vets at my wife’s place has been saying this mexadothidone (?) would work since March

But she’s mental so everyone ignored her

needless to say, she’s having quite the last laugh on their socials this evening

 (pair of bee stings)

They got any other drugs just laying about, in your wife’s handbag for example?

Just now, Rudy said:

They got any other drugs just laying about, in your wife’s handbag for example?

Ketamine any good?

Just now, Spider said:

Ketamine any good?

Not my bag that, bit to Pete Doherty. Morphine will do

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Ketamine any good?

I’ve got plenty of use for ket. If your wife happens to leave a supply out side the back of the vets by the bins on the day I happen to be walking past 

Said it before but our Maude when she dropped our sprog they gave her a bottle of oramorph to take home.

One night I had no booze in so had a shot of that. Fuck me I was on the moon

Edited June 16, 20206 yr by Rudy

15 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Said it before but our Maude when she dropped our sprog they gave her a bottle of oramorph to take home.

One night I had no booze in so had a shot of that. Fuck me I was on the moon

Very moreish 

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

It's a fake account unfortunately, but I'm sure that mirrors his and everyone elses feelings!

Actually sad how hard she tries to be relevant just by coming out with mental, contrary stuff on everything.

Oh aye, properly bonkers that one.

14 minutes ago, boogs said:

Oh aye, properly bonkers that one.

and bankrupt.

Just now, leigh white said:

and bankrupt.

Didn't know that. Splendid. 

The fuck?

Government briefing is a Premier league promotional...

Edited June 17, 20206 yr by Steejay

Might as well get Marcus Rashford to do it😁

45 minutes ago, Steejay said:

The fuck?

Government briefing is a Premier league promotional...

His portfolio is the DCMS - it’s a rather large sporting export.

What a twat

Human being makes mistake shocker 

 

is @spider a twat also? High horse back to stables for you 

Fear not Blackpool lights have been extended till  beginning of January 

Just watching Sturgeon giving a speech to the Scottish parliament.  I know she's not everyone's cup of tea but her tone and gravitas make our current lot look a right bunch of blundering incompetents. 

Just now, Duck Egg said:

Just watching Sturgeon giving a speech to the Scottish parliament.  I know she's not everyone's cup of tea but her tone and gravitas make our current lot look a right bunch of blundering incompetents. 

Yep but She’s not without fault in her handling of this Though far from it 

if she could drop the sole focus of her reign to be gain independence at any cost she would be a hell of  a lot more popular and could be a top leader 

 

2 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

 

if she could drop the sole focus of her reign to be gain independence at any cost she would be a hell of  a lot more popular and could be a top leader 

 

Agreed.  She could actually make a very good Prime minister for the whole of the UK if she believed in it.