Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

6 minutes ago, Ani said:

What we he be labelled for asking if a film was edited ? 

A film editor 

what else? It’s literally obvious 

20 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

A film editor 

what else? It’s literally obvious 

I'm glad you understood Ani mate, thought he was on about The Bee Gees at first 😂

6 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

M.E.N reporting about the Sports Direct queues, NHS staff get 50% discount.

You still wouldn't bother, but unfortunately the chavs love the place. An Implosion of new Lonsdale on our streets from Today.

Numbers low again today, 38 deaths and less than 1k infections. 

Get the pubs and football Stadia open.

 

Granada reports interviewed some scousers who queued up for primark fucking loving it they was

Home straight now that 2m rule will get changed soon pubs opening footy September all good, give it a month and will look at a holiday

1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Granada reports interviewed some scousers who queued up for primark fucking loving it they was

Home straight now that 2m rule will get changed soon pubs opening footy September all good, give it a month and will look at a holiday

Spain will be letting Brits in soon. 
 

Until Brexit goes through. 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p08h0rhn

One of the lads at the rave the other day - at least so he says. 

Edited June 15, 20206 yr by London Wanderer

2 hours ago, miamiwhite said:

Has someone edited this ? 😂😂

 

 

We were watching last night when she said it, I nearly fell off the chair laughing because she was deadly serious. 

36 minutes ago, Nobster said:

We were watching last night when she said it, I nearly fell off the chair laughing because she was deadly serious. 

Aye, a proper deadpan expression. If I was the interviewer, I'd be howling laughing, like that Dutch bloke with the fella with the squeaky voice.

What was that show called , was it Kerrang or something like that  ?

Maybe she needs to get out some more and take a look at some statues

This?

Boemerang, which itself is part of a sketch show called In de Gloria

5 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

This?

Boemerang, which itself is part of a sketch show called In de Gloria

Yes, that's the one.

Study been released which is obviously absolute bollocks, but it says that seven out of 10 state school children have had no online lessons at all

4 minutes ago, Casino said:

Study been released which is obviously absolute bollocks, but it says that seven out of 10 state school children have had no online lessons at all

My lads school have done nowt online. Just worksheets to download. 

7 minutes ago, Casino said:

Study been released which is obviously absolute bollocks, but it says that seven out of 10 state school children have had no online lessons at all

Seems high.

I have heard of some kids not doing them, but would've expected more than that.

58 minutes ago, stevieb said:

My lads school have done nowt online. Just worksheets to download. 

Would that not be classified as online

Id say owt the school provide remotely is online

May be wrong, need to read the report

3 minutes ago, Casino said:

Would that not be classified as online

Id say owt the school provide remotely is online

May be wrong, need to read the report

Chucking a load of shit to do on the Internet is not adequate teaching a lesson though. 

 

3 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Chucking a load of shit to do on the Internet is not adequate teaching a lesson though. 

 

Completely agree

Look at your experience and compare it with grey the reds

Seems typical of much of the organisation these last few months

Half arsed

Daughters school has been proper structured, much more like grey the reds experience

But that's private and doubt they'd have put up with a few worksheets

Jnr has 6 video lessons per day.

My lads school have been really good. Setting Maths and English tasks to be completed each day online coupled with links to videos for stories and reading and times tables apps. They also set tasks for history and geography which involves a lot of researching as well as PE tasks and challenges. Not the same as the classroom but feel he’s not been left. He gets a weekly call from his teacher. He has been in school a few times in the last ten weeks for the odd day here and there, there been more a notable change in him the last couple of weeks. 

He goes back in for three days a week starting on weds because the wife is back in school on them three days for the year 10’s but with an intake of 170 for year 10’s there’s only 42 going back in. 

 

 

We get maths, English and reading stuff for the youngest at primary school, year 4. No pressure but we try and keep on top of it.

The eldest is year 10 so back in this week. One full day per week. They have set loads but he has done fuck all really apart from the stuff needed for his PE GCSE. I know it is selfish, but I hope this works in his favour, he has missed so much school these last 2 years I am hoping this might be a bit of a leveller to get him back on an even footing.

15 hours ago, Spider said:

Everyone does, in the end. Some just need more encouragement than others.

How come we are leaving the EU then? 

8 hours ago, Ani said:

Spain will be letting Brits in soon. 
 

Until Brexit goes through. 

Not got further along the thread yet but will be surprised if he bites.

Unemployment figures have stayed at same from February to April but job benefit claims has risen from 2m to 2.8m, the next set of figures will make grim reading no doubt 

5 hours ago, bolty58 said:

How come we are leaving the EU then? 

I voted to leave. So I won, get over it sonny.

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

I voted to leave. So I won, get over it sonny.

Not sure you'll ever get over your decision though.

Anyway, lad's school has been pretty good, plenty of work, just some technical issues accessing some of it.

He doesn't like it though- gets distracted

Edited June 16, 20206 yr by Tonge moor green jacket

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Not sure you'll ever get over your decision though.

"Sir, Sir, we've come on holiday by mistake"