Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

11 minutes ago, only1swanny said:

That the chesticular version of blue waffle?

Lovely pair of tits

42 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Bonus point for identifying what bush they're sitting in...

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Bonus point for identifying what bush they're sitting in...

Hawthorn?

2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Hawthorn?

No, getting warm though.

Flowers before the leaves is a clue

Edited June 13, 20206 yr by Tonge moor green jacket

9 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

No, getting warm though.

Flowers before the leaves is a clue

Blackthorn?

I would have sworn that is a hawthorn. Is it a fruit? 

53 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Bonus point for identifying what bush they're sitting in...

My flower app says Mexican plum. 😳

1 hour ago, Mounts Kipper said:

My flower app says Mexican plum. 😳

It looks very much like the plum tree that was in my mums garden for years

I’d say it’s pear of tits

Rudy got it.

Aka sloe.

Was going to give a clue related to gin.

19 hours ago, only1swanny said:

Structural racism is to blame for the impact of Covid 19 on BAME people alongside factors ranging from social and economic discrimination and inequalities - sky news. 

So it's nothing to do with the killer virus?

Just interested, why do you think it killed more people from a BAME background, or those who come from poorer areas? 

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Just interested, why do you think it killed more people from a BAME background, or those who come from poorer areas? 

Cos they haven't got a clue about how to use fucking supermarkets

 

 

anyway, on a more serious note, Mrs C had her antibody test on Friday. Tested negative, which prob means I've not had it either, which is a bit of a shame

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Cos they haven't got a clue about how to use fucking supermarkets

 

 

anyway, on a more serious note, Mrs C had her antibody test on Friday. Tested negative, which prob means I've not had it either, which is a bit of a shame

Very true - honestly Brixton Iceland was a nightmare last week! Although if you want chicken - by Christ they have a lot of it.

Quarantine Rave aftermath looks like fucking Raikes Lane got turned upside down.

20 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Quarantine Rave aftermath looks like fucking Raikes Lane got turned upside down.

Sounds grim - apparently a bloke died, a woman was raped and three people were stabbed at two raves.
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-53040827

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Boris saying "shop with confidence", what actually does that mean?, that the shops have done everything possible to open their stores safely or does a person walk into that store full of concfidence instead of being a nervous wreck, think i will go with the former.

He sounds like a spokesperson for Vogue.

 

Or "shop if you want, but be feckin careful- there's a nasty virus out there"

He should have chosen the above, as it would have inspired more to fuck it off and go and spend.

Bit like cunts ignoring social distancing etc.

Tell everyone it's safe and you'll have folk saying "don't trust the government, I'm staying in"

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Will Boris to say "Drink with Confidence" whenthe pubs open

Send farage out to show the world.

He likes a pint and photo opportunity.

 

Judging by the queue at Frederick's... No fucker is arsed any more. 

5 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Judging by the queue at Frederick's... No fucker is arsed any more. 

Never will I understand it, decidedly average ice cream with a half hour queue to boot, madness

21 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Never will I understand it, decidedly average ice cream with a half hour queue to boot, madness

And expensive as fuck 

50 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Never will I understand it, decidedly average ice cream with a half hour queue to boot, madness

Aye can buy miles better in most supermarkets. Suppose it’s all the different flavours they have. Can’t beat vanilla though

2 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Aye can buy miles better in most supermarkets. Suppose it’s all the different flavours they have. Can’t beat vanilla though

The best ice cream I have ever had is from Orkney Ice Cream but they don't supply down here unfortunately. 

3 minutes ago, Alf Hartigan said:

Aye can buy miles better in most supermarkets. Suppose it’s all the different flavours they have. Can’t beat vanilla though

In one. Lad reckons I'm soft as I tend to go for vanilla most of the time.

 

1 hour ago, Jol_BWFC said:

Sounds grim - apparently a bloke died, a woman was raped and three people were stabbed at two raves.
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-53040827

Be reet with a plaster 

Edited June 14, 20206 yr by royal white

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Have a pint with Nigel, nah, might catch something worse than Covid.

I'd have a pint with him, and invite Alistair Campbell too. Be a right laugh.