Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

2 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

So you have to shop online to get something that allows you to shop offline.

Anyhow, my wi-fi enabled mask idea has been taken up (last stages of paperwork) by a major player, so I'll be able to pay people to shop for me soon. I'll send you all a postcard from my yacht.

Bit like waterworld. Some post apocalyptic (covid) world where you sail about looking for tins of beans and fresh rabbit.

Bluetooth ones have existed for ages, them wankers delivering stuff on Raleigh Grifters in NYC, London etc swear by em.

2 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Bluetooth ones have existed for ages, them wankers delivering stuff on Raleigh Grifters in NYC, London etc swear by em.

well that's my fuckin bubble burst! 

I'll have to go to me back-up plan - stick on eyebrows that can be pulled down into a screen like them goggle glasses when you want to access online, but then wound back up when not in use so you don't look daft. "i-browse" I call them. It's the future

I'm  in, I'll give you 50% of the money for a 30% share.

148 today By the way

seems high for a saturday, something been added historically?

 

Just now, Spider said:

148 today By the way

seems high for a saturday, something been added historically?

 

Folk not wearing masks in supermarkets. Heard it here first. Most high risk of high risk places 👍🏼

9 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Folk not wearing masks in supermarkets. Heard it here first. Most high risk of high risk places 👍🏼

Is this tweet true mate ?

I've no idea if it is

 

 

Edited July 11, 20205 yr by miamiwhite

46 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Unlucky, son

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53377298

When your times up, your times up

11 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Is this tweet true mate ?

I've no idea if it is

 

 

Not sure. Back in May scotland was miles ahead of rest of UK on the metric and England was the lowest of the UK nations. But obviously that won’t have been news as it doesn’t biology boris et al. 
 

but I would certainly think it’s up at 50% mark in Scotland. Absolute shit show. But Teflon breeks krankie gets away with it. Smokescreens left right and centre with her 

52 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’ve not got it

never seen the need. Bet it’s full of wankers.

Me neither, all my posts are handwritten and mailed to the mods who post it for me

They then print out your replies and mail them back for me to ponder

I have to draw my own porn though

Just now, ZicoKelly said:

Me neither, all my posts are handwritten and mailed to the mods who post it for me

They then print out your replies and mail them back for me to ponder

I have to draw my own porn though

Casino can write? Wow 

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Not sure. Back in May scotland was miles ahead of rest of UK on the metric and England was the lowest of the UK nations. But obviously that won’t have been news as it doesn’t biology boris et al. 
 

but I would certainly think it’s up at 50% mark in Scotland. Absolute shit show. But Teflon breeks krankie gets away with it. Smokescreens left right and centre with her 

She certainly does mate. I'm sure it can't be true as Casino the Boris obsessed would be all over it and changing his tune re wee Nippy.

2 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

She certainly does mate. I'm sure it can't be true as Casino the Boris obsessed would be all over it and changing his tune re wee Nippy.

You know that isn’t the case

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

You know that isn’t the case

We both do mate.

Will see how many comment on her.

1 hour ago, Spider said:

148 today By the way

seems high for a saturday, something been added historically?

 

820 new cases which is highest for a while so hopefully reflects a change in recording rather than an upward move. 

4 minutes ago, Ani said:

820 new cases which is highest for a while so hopefully reflects a change in recording rather than an upward move. 

It’s the bloody supermarkets opening just you wait and see 

Genuinely curious as to why anyone would be against wearing a face covering in a supermarket. Are there any reasons why someone wouldn’t want to?

Been to a few pubs over the last week and everyone has had a really good system in place. Ranging from order online to one way systems. Not once have i felt anyone too close to me or uncomfortably busy. Sat outside in 3 of the 4. Fairplay to the hospitality industry to stepping up to what is required of them and actually enforcing it. TBH it doesn’t feel THAT different, its certainly not back to normal but it’s definitely working for now

25 minutes ago, wiggy said:

Genuinely curious as to why anyone would be against wearing a face covering in a supermarket. Are there any reasons why someone wouldn’t want to?

Fear of looking a twat? 

Governed by fuckwits who really don’t give a shit who dies  

 

32 minutes ago, wiggy said:

Genuinely curious as to why anyone would be against wearing a face covering in a supermarket. Are there any reasons why someone wouldn’t want to?

I wear glasses and they steam up when I wear a face mask. This is not just in supermarkets btw. 

10 minutes ago, Ani said:

I wear glasses and they steam up when I wear a face mask. This is not just in supermarkets btw. 

Yep. That’s a decent reason.

The real test will come once planes are filling the skies again.

this spread around the globe in under a month because of air travel.

Its gone for now, but autumn might be horrid 

Following the theme of 2020 we will obviously get twatted by a beast from the east this winter. -10 temps for 3 months will kill the thing off anyway. 

 

10 hours ago, mickbrown said:

Governed by fuckwits who really don’t give a shit who dies  

 

You’d kill the economy and ruin everyone’s lives anyway, so what’s your superior point?