Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

At what point do we consider housing the over 70-s in purpose built facilities whilst the rest of us see off the virus?

Casino, the upper tiers are not really an option.

The way this is all heading I doubt we will see any football this year, let alone finish this season 

If that worst case from PHE comes to fruition and 7m need hospitalisation that is 

Edited March 16, 20206 yr by birch-chorley

good news for Bolty

 

38 minutes ago, Spider said:

At what point do we consider housing the over 70-s in purpose built facilities whilst the rest of us see off the virus?

Casino, the upper tiers are not really an option.

Just round them all up in Wetherspoons, 50% of them will be there by 9am this morning anyways.

25 minutes ago, birch-chorley said:

The way this is all heading I doubt we will see any football this year, let alone finish this season 

If that worst case from PHE comes to fruition at 7m need hospitalisation that is 

It’s only the thought of frothy-mouthed scousers that’s keeping me going right now.

 

 

11 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

 

So what does that mean?

Wash your hands? wear a mask? Go on lockdown?

8 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

So what does that mean?

Wash your hands? wear a mask? Go on lockdown?

Be sensible I would say. Wash hands, avoid personal contact unless necessary etc 

10 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Be sensible I would say. Wash hands, avoid personal contact unless necessary etc 

Hookers will be feeling the pinch 

4 minutes ago, Morizio said:

Hookers will be feeling the pinch 

Never thought of that very valid point. 

Poor old brasses 

1 minute ago, birch-chorley said:

Poor old brasses 

this could kill more of them off than Garrp on one of his weekend rampages

34 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

So what does that mean?

Wash your hands? wear a mask? Go on lockdown?

Keep away from the werthers brigade

26 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Be sensible I would say. Wash hands, avoid personal contact unless necessary etc 

as you were then

2 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

as you were then

Pretty much. Just folk trying to get themselves views,likes and publicity. 
 

the candlelit vigils will start soon and Facebook groups etc 🙄

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Its nearly Tumbleweed time.

Half the students haven't turned up to College, a fair few staff off. Traffic a bit lighter this morning, got me to work 10 minutes earlier than normal. All a bit eerie.

Be a good time to fill in those potholes.

Edinburgh is a wash with roadworks for just that currently. Minus the cunts actually doing the work 😂😂

14 minutes ago, Sweep said:

this could kill more of them off than Garrp on one of his weekend rampages

Don’t be hysterical Sweep 

3 hours ago, Spider said:

At what point do we consider housing the over 70-s in purpose built facilities whilst the rest of us see off the virus?

Casino, the upper tiers are not really an option.

Cruise liners?

Be plenty available..

1 hour ago, Mr Grey said:

Its nearly Tumbleweed time.

Half the students haven't turned up to College, a fair few staff off. Traffic a bit lighter this morning, got me to work 10 minutes earlier than normal. All a bit eerie.

Be a good time to fill in those potholes.

Schools/colleges will probably do what the Premier League/EFL did and make their own decision to close down rather than wait for dithering Boris.

Meanwhile FTSE 100 down from 7,600 in Jan to 5,025

 

Just done a zoom conference call meeting. 
picture the scene me along with a top sports doctor, physios, coaches some of the best in the world, my 2 year old bursts in singing the theme tune to twirlywoos while she chases the dog around.

1 hour ago, ZicoKelly said:

Absolutely glorious.

"Albanian shit gangs" fucking hell 😂

Then kicks off because she’s not allowed in. So she’s sat on my knee, patting my face, eating a biscuit and everyone is laughing at her and she’s lapping it up.

Fuck this for a game of dominoes I need rent out an office space.

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Just done a zoom conference call meeting. 
picture the scene me along with a top sports doctor, physios, coaches some of the best in the world, my 2 year old bursts in singing the theme tune to twirlywoos while she chases the dog around.

Excellent.

The M6 down to Brum was like a North Korean Highway this morning.