Members Rudy Posted March 16, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 16, 2020 11 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: what would happen if it got into a prison? You’d be bummed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Government just needs to step in and bail out everything here The economy needs confidence and that’s the job of good government This should only be a short term dip, very deep mind but it should bounce back next year all the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 16, 2020 9 minutes ago, Blondi said: The Iranians are clueless, plenty of them have been drinking methanol because they seem to think it can cure covid, plenty of them have died because of the methanol. Jesus Christ! Or perhaps Allah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 My mate works for Scottish government. Just been told the advice they have been given by our wonderful leader is to continue as normal. They are not getting to work from home and have been told not to expect anything to change before June at the earliest I hope she has this right. And folk on here are worried if Boris has got it right or not? You want to try having jimmy krankie in charge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 minute ago, Escobarp said: My mate works for Scottish government. Just been told the advice they have been given by our wonderful leader is to continue as normal. They are not getting to work from home and have been told not to expect anything to change before June at the earliest I hope she has this right. And folk on here are worried if Boris has got it right or not? You want to try having jimmy krankie in charge Insufficient pigeons to carry messages from house to house? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 27 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: You’d be bummed. is that a cure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 27 minutes ago, birch-chorley said: Government just needs to step in and bail out everything here The economy needs confidence and that’s the job of good government This should only be a short term dip, very deep mind but it should bounce back next year all the same The amount of small businesses that could go bust in that time is huge though, houses could potentially be repossessed etc - you would hope the Government will step in, but they don't have a bottomless pit of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, Sweep said: The amount of small businesses that could go bust in that time is huge though, houses could potentially be repossessed etc - you would hope the Government will step in, but they don't have a bottomless pit of money Plenty of lenders offering payment holidays to customers in such circumstances. I'm sure others will follow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said: Plenty of lenders offering payment holidays to customers in such circumstances. I'm sure others will follow. I think they will as well, hopefully they'll do it sooner rather than later though. I can see it eventually being Government instruction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 We are offering payment holidays to most of our customers who are approaching us And being proactive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 16, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 16, 2020 12 minutes ago, Sweep said: is that a cure? As long as you don’t push back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Just had an email from the big boss, he's now locking us all down, we're not allowed to visit customers or suppliers - all of us who can work from home have to until further notice - I'll go stir crazy if I'm cooped up here for the next few weeks/months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Blondi said: The Iranians are clueless, plenty of them have been drinking methanol because they seem to think it can cure covid, plenty of them have died because of the methanol. All going to hell too, according to an edict issued by the leader of the Muslim world, The Grand Iman of Egypt (pictured below)... Not for the haram practice of drinking Ethanol, forbidden by the word of the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH), but for acting like complete shit for brains and causing: Quote "...a reet showing up and embarrassment for the entire global Islamic community". © Reuters, 2020. Edited March 16, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 bet the pron hub servers are taking a battering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 16, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 16, 2020 4 weeks of WFH and my house will smell like a sperm donation clinic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 (edited) Make believe fairy tale 'buy high, sell low, don't eat your dinner' fiat silver is dropping quickly... Real hoarders' 'ha har, I'll trade ye a half an ounce coin for a go on your missus' actual silver is rising steadily... Make of that what you will. Pity I traded my sizeable stash in four years back to take my now ex-wench on a luxury holiday. 😕 The silver-digging harlot.* (* not technically true, the jezebel bit, as she's bizarrely gone full god squad apparently). Edited March 16, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Update from Chinatown - apparently being brave for going in the supermarkets, dunno, be more worried about an Italian restaurant at the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, Escobarp said: My mate works for Scottish government. Just been told the advice they have been given by our wonderful leader is to continue as normal. They are not getting to work from home and have been told not to expect anything to change before June at the earliest I hope she has this right. And folk on here are worried if Boris has got it right or not? You want to try having jimmy krankie in charge Thanks, but no thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 29 minutes ago, L/H White said: bet the pron hub servers are taking a battering In the dim distant days before streaming I kept my MPEG stash hid away in a folder cunningly labelled 'Pron'... Probably still knocking about on a backup DVD-R or pendrive somewhere. I won't dig it out as it once dawned on me that almost all the female stars bore some resemblence to real-life girls I'd consorted with. I think I had a narrow escape from a life of watchin' and wankin' in cupboards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 Managed to make 100% profit in the space of an hour this morning buying some oil. Only small stakes and risky using the leverage but the price is ridiculously low at the min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 16, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 16, 2020 36 minutes ago, Spider said: 4 weeks of WFH and my house will smell like a sperm donation clinic. Bedroom will be like a snowglobe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 40 minutes ago, royal white said: Managed to make 100% profit in the space of an hour this morning buying some oil. Only small stakes and risky using the leverage but the price is ridiculously low at the min Royal axlerod 💰💰💰💰💰 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 3 weeks behind the Italians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 8 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Royal axlerod 💰💰💰💰💰 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted March 16, 2020 Share Posted March 16, 2020 “Where Boris why’s he not done a speech, he’s a shit leader” Boris does a speech. “Boris is a prick, why do we have to listen to him he doesn’t know shit” (a good reason why he has the experts do the talking) Is it any wonder why he doesn’t bother 🤷🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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