Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

16 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Just done a zoom conference call meeting. 
picture the scene me along with a top sports doctor, physios, coaches some of the best in the world, my 2 year old bursts in singing the theme tune to twirlywoos while she chases the dog around.

That’s funny and reminded me of this

 

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

Edinburgh is a wash with roadworks for just that currently. Minus the cunts actually doing the work 😂😂

The roads around Blackhall are terrible, really in need of sorting. 

2 minutes ago, Morizio said:

The roads around Blackhall are terrible, really in need of sorting. 

Very rare I’m over that side of town anymore but on the opposite side of town it’s taking 50 mins currently to do a 25 min journey cos of all the roadworks. Dreadful really. Need to get the bike out the shed 

Just now, Escobarp said:

Very rare I’m over that side of town anymore but on the opposite side of town it’s taking 50 mins currently to do a 25 min journey cos of all the roadworks. Dreadful really. Need to get the bike out the shed 

I was driving in past Dalmeny, quite an affluent and exclusive looking areas and the roads are horrendous. 

Just now, Morizio said:

I was driving in past Dalmeny, quite an affluent and exclusive looking areas and the roads are horrendous. 

Yeah it’s expensive over there. Some of the houses fetch upto 4m on one particular street. 
 

rush hour it’s just gridlock truly horrific and to be avoided at all costs. As is most of Edinburgh at rush hour tbf

18 minutes ago, Morizio said:

That’s funny and reminded me of this

 

😂😂 yeah exactly that

From across the pond and not good news

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/two-emergency-room-doctors-are-in-critical-condition-with-coronavirus/ar-BB11ecaw?ocid=spartanntp

5 minutes ago, tyldesley_white said:

From across the pond and not good news

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/two-emergency-room-doctors-are-in-critical-condition-with-coronavirus/ar-BB11ecaw?ocid=spartanntp

Unsurprising that hospital staff are more exposed.

38 minutes ago, tyldesley_white said:

From across the pond and not good news

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/two-emergency-room-doctors-are-in-critical-condition-with-coronavirus/ar-BB11ecaw?ocid=spartanntp

“A man in his forties” 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

“A man in his forties” 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

ie 49

This is fantastic.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.classicfm.com/composers/puccini/nessun-dorma-florence/

Similar things in Spain, with residents applauding hospital staff from balconies.

Macron makings another announcement tonight at 8pm total lockdown in France with only essential travel permitted. Looks like we’re stuck here for 2 months unless we can  get out tomorrow.

Russia joined in now.

Closed schools and restrictions like other nations.

Anyone seen Putin recently?

Top tips: some cunt bought all the alcohol based hand wash? Use mouthwash instead.

He'll have infected himself and his army of genetically enhanced super soldiers on day one.

Meanwhile the Whittle-Le-Woods oldies got together en mass for a game of Bingo at the community centre 

The government needs to make a move soon and be really clear about it, or we could loose a load of these oldies who are carrying on as normal 

7 hours into home working and it’s boring as anything. Just done a run at lunch to get out. Not going to be able to stand this for months on end. 

Just been told my works may have to go on 3 day weeks because all breweries have postponed all refurbishments

And if it gets any worse complete shut down

Missus works for the NHS and they’re on about sending her on maternity leave leave early as she is vulnerable. It means she will have 15 month off 😩😩😩 I cant cope with that shit 

1 minute ago, 1969 said:

Just been told my works may have to go on 3 day weeks because all breweries have postponed all refurbishments

And if it gets any worse complete shut down

Some of my customers already saying they may need to go to 2 or 3 days, as everything they have planned for the next month or two looks like it won't be happening. The exchange rate is taking a massive hammering as well, which isn't helping things here either. I thought things would be bad once it got here, I didn't think it would be anything like as bad as its going to end up being

what would happen if it got into a prison?

1 minute ago, ZicoKelly said:

what would happen if it got into a prison?

Iran has already released thousands! Let’s hope we don’t follow their lead 

If England goes to gatherings of less than 500 we’re buggered. Thankfully music concerts  are less exposed, as you can move the dates, same with exhibitions and both of these are my main clients, but the Mrs does a lot of West End and that’s a lot more difficult. 

6 minutes ago, royal white said:

Iran has already released thousands! Let’s hope we don’t follow their lead 

The Iranians are clueless, plenty of them have been drinking methanol because they seem to think it can cure covid, plenty of them have died because of the methanol.

11 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

what would happen if it got into a prison?

You’d be bummed.