Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Wonder why Boris is only recommending we not go to pubs, clubs and bars rather than a blanket ban? Something to do with insurance maybe

Just now, jmjhb said:

Wonder why Boris is only recommending we not go to pubs, clubs and bars rather than a blanket ban? Something to do with insurance maybe

That seems to be the case as far as the theatres are concerned. 

We’re going to fuck this up aren’t we?

Lots of the large independents shut, I’d be surprised is ATG doesn’t follow suit in the next 24 hours.

Oh and I’m off to the pub, fuck this might not have a job soon

53 deaths 

16 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

We’re going to fuck this up aren’t we?

Compared to?

All grassroots football cancelled for the foreseeable future 

15 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Compared to?

Hong Kong, Singapore, Sputh Korea.
I’m not saying we’re going to alone in fucking up

The advice is confusing and unclear. They’ve done a really bad job of giving this advice. I listened to the conference and they’ve confused me and I’d like to think I’m not easily confused.

Can anyone answer precisely who is going to be needing to stay at home for 12 weeks by this weekend? I thought they said just very seriously ill but then BBC reporting as at risk groups. Who is that? 
 

Media leaks then conflicting advice. And surely closing pubs and clubs and cinemas better and defining exactly what they mean by non essential travel. Does that mean if I go out to pick up a takeaway I shouldn’t?

Can I take kids to park? Or should I avoid? And ok I’m not bothered myself but what about missus who has flu jab? Should she avoid?

Zombies next😬

Hopefully the shuffling ones like in Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Definitely don't want the fast fuckers in the 2004 remake and if they’re like those sneaky bastards that can burrow underground in like in Resident Evil were fucked☹️

Essential reading is The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.

2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Got the Zombie survival guide a couple of birthdays ago, never thought it would come in handy, fucking dynamite now, and im on The Walking Dead tonight (9pm Fox) looking for tips off Daryl and the lovely badass Carol 💀

Check the thread tags 👀

1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Check the thread tags 👀

😂🤣

 

Red Bastard Carol

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

The advice in a nutshell.

"Go to the pub, stay there until it all blows over" 

You wont get any better advice anywhere.

Precisely what I’ve just said to the missus I will be doing this weekend. Told her she’s welcome to join me no issue with that. 
only downside no sport but hey I can live with that 

I’m like a couple of mothers on here the sooner I catch this the better for me then I can get on with it and help out family and friends who get it later 

7 minutes ago, Morizio said:

Zombies next😬

Hopefully the shuffling ones like in Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Definitely don't want the fast fuckers in the 2004 remake and if they’re like those sneaky bastards that can burrow underground in like in Resident Evil were fucked☹️

Essential reading is The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.

Read this years ago.

Knew it'd come in handy eventually.....

👍

5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Got the Zombie survival guide a couple of birthdays ago, never thought it would come in handy, fucking dynamite now, and im on The Walking Dead tonight (9pm Fox) looking for tips off Daryl and the lovely badass Carol 💀

Don’t wear armour and conserve your energy and equipment 😉 

2 minutes ago, jeep said:

Read this years ago.

Knew it'd come in handy eventually.....

👍

More relevant if they’re the slow shuffling type! Fuck knows what we do with Über Zombies🤷‍♂️
 

Well just die I suppose and become part of the herd!😵

Stringer Bell has it 😷

Closest we’ll come to experiencing a war-like environment 

Character building. I hope

2 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Closest we’ll come to experiencing a war-like environment 

Till the next war.

Did a 13 year old write that speech for Boris? Still non the wiser, he's a fucking idiot. As you were. 

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

Closest we’ll come to experiencing a war-like environment 

Character building. I hope

Be more like Dad's Army here.

1/2 doing a Fraser - 'We're Doomed'

1/2 doing a Jones - 'Don't Panic'

2 hours ago, Spider said:

4 weeks of WFH and my house will smell like a sperm donation clinic.

17 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

Closest we’ll come to experiencing a war-like environment 

Character building. I hope

Plenty people seem to have the opinion that it’s just a flu and they shouldn’t have to let this impact their routine 

Hopefully the vast majority listen and observe it for everybody’s sake 

That’s the missus off work now for 15 months.....15 fkin months....thank god I work away.