Members Rudy Posted December 14, 2021 Members Share Posted December 14, 2021 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Last Supper? A few bits of chapati? I'd have a mixed kebab from Charcoal Pit, a chicken and mushroom Pot Noodle on Warbies, a fish barm, a can of vindaloo, three Mr Freeze Ice Pops (cola, raspberry and lemonade) and a whole box of After Eights. And a Seekh Kebab sandwich. Was this before or after he spent 9 hours taking a ring to a volcano with a bunch of midgets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 They stick a tampon up your bottom and tie off your nob with a hairband to prevent any last minute dirty or yellow protests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Was this before or after he spent 9 hours taking a ring to a volcano with a bunch of midgets? Never seen it, Rudy. Did see him in a heist film with Nic Cage - was alreet surprisingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 14, 2021 Members Share Posted December 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Never seen it, Rudy. Did see him in a heist film with Nic Cage - was alreet surprisingly. Never seen it? And you call yourself a Buddhist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Never seen it? And you call yourself a Buddhist? LOtR? Biggest bag of shite in the cinematic world. And I'm Marxist/Leninist so atheist by default. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted December 14, 2021 Members Share Posted December 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: LOtR? Biggest bag of shite in the cinematic world. And I'm Marxist/Leninist so atheist by default. Is atheist where you like pain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted December 14, 2021 Share Posted December 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Is atheist where you like pain? Up the bottom. Erm. Not me. Someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 On 25/03/2021 at 06:57, embankment said: 24th March today. The day the media are frightened of celebrating. It is our proud to be English day. If my new flag had been delivered on time it would have been fluttering proudly above the new shed. A few years ago Saxon released a live album recorded at The Ritz on this day. Witnessed by my self and Ashburner St Market and Sputnik Stan. We spent the afternoon in the Old Monkey and The Circus. Surrounded by guys who had been to the St Georges day lunch at the Midland Hotel. I for one will be raising a glass of traditional English stout Ale this evening. Thought it might be worth celebrating this threads 1st Birthday 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) I'm on my way to Gibraltar dressed as a Crusader with a child's plastic sword and a packed lunch of gammon, pease pudding and trifle. To celebrate the birthday or sommat of a fictional Turk who slayed a fictional 'dragon'. The plane got stopped in Bordeux as we got pissed up in the airport before departure then attacked a Moroccan family with our plastic swords on the plane. Edited March 25, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 25, 2022 Members Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Sweep said: Thought it might be worth celebrating this threads 1st Birthday 😁 At least you had the balls to do it not like the woke snowflake media who didn’t do a thing over fear of upsetting people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobyBrno Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 55 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I'm on my way to Gibraltar dressed as a Crusader with a child's plastic sword and a packed lunch of gammon, pease pudding and trifle. To celebrate the birthday or sommat of a fictional Turk who slayed a fictional 'dragon'. The plane got stopped in Bordeux as we got pissed up in the airport before departure then attacked a Moroccan family with our plastic swords on the plane. It’s not St. George’s day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 25, 2022 Members Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, BobyBrno said: It’s not St. George’s day. That’s what the media want you to think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 25, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: I'm on my way to Gibraltar dressed as a Crusader with a child's plastic sword and a packed lunch of gammon, pease pudding and trifle. To celebrate the birthday or sommat of a fictional Turk who slayed a fictional 'dragon'. The plane got stopped in Bordeux as we got pissed up in the airport before departure then attacked a Moroccan family with our plastic swords on the plane. When you get back, don't forget to replace all those Greggs pasties you took out in your case. All the illegals in your property portfolio will need feeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 People only mention this day because of Paddy's Day Who gives two fucks, let it go It's meaningless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Somehow missed this thread last year! 🙂 I've a vision of Embankment dressed in chain mail, wrapped in an England flag and tooting a hooting horn outside his house and getting annoyed that nobody else is getting involved with the patriotism! 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 38 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: When you get back, don't forget to replace all those Greggs pasties you took out in your case. All the illegals in your property portfolio will need feeding. Property Portfolio? I've got my own drum and my dead parents' gaff. Are you taking the day off to go and drink 0% beer in a 'spoons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, kent_white said: Somehow missed this thread last year! 🙂 I've a vision of Embankment dressed in chain mail, wrapped in an England flag and tooting a hooting horn outside his house and getting annoyed that nobody else is getting involved with the patriotism! 🙂 It's un-English making a fuss, even the Taffs show quiet dignity on their St Pete day or whatever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobyBrno Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Property Portfolio? I've got my own drum and my dead parents' gaff. Are you taking the day off to go and drink 0% beer in a 'spoons? Sounds like a portfolio to me. I’ve got two as well. Nothing to be ashamed of. I however, paid for them myself, no inheritance. You fall into the ‘privileged’ category for many in this unequal society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 (edited) 16 minutes ago, BobyBrno said: Sounds like a portfolio to me. I’ve got two as well. Nothing to be ashamed of. I however, paid for them myself, no inheritance. You fall into the ‘privileged’ category for many in this unequal society. My old man was a painter and decorater and my mam was a domestic at Townleys - me and my siblings had jobs at fifteen, and I'd also go on the rob, not from real people though. Petty dealing too. And I paid for another, partially, for my lying slag ex. Edited March 25, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobyBrno Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 24 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: My old man was a painter and decorater and my mam was a domestic at Townleys - me and my siblings had jobs at fifteen, and I'd also go on the rob, not from real people though. Petty dealing too. And I paid for another, partially, for my lying slag ex. My Dad spent his years between school and and his 21st birthday in the Navy, dodging first German U Boats and then Kamakazi maniacs. No chance of either a formal education or a trade. He did his bit though. He and his wonderful wife brought us up in a 2 up 2 down terraced house with an outside loo. 5 of us. What I have today has nothing to do with anyone other than myself and my wonderful parents who had nowt, nothing, zilch. It certainly has absolutely nothing to do with any of governments Ive lived under since 1954. Not sure what this has to do with this thread, maybe it should be in the politics thread, having said that, every thread is a politics thread. Isn’t it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 25, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: Property Portfolio? I've got my own drum and my dead parents' gaff. Are you taking the day off to go and drink 0% beer in a 'spoons? What are you papping on about now? If not illegals, maybe cannabis or a meth factory then. Doesn't matter if its one or a hundred, may as well utilise it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 What English songs are we going to sing on the day? My favourites are Jerusalem Greensleeves Barbara Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 25, 2022 Members Share Posted March 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Dimron said: What English songs are we going to sing on the day? My favourites are Jerusalem Greensleeves Barbara Allen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, BobyBrno said: My Dad spent his years between school and and his 21st birthday in the Navy, dodging first German U Boats and then Kamakazi maniacs. No chance of either a formal education or a trade. He did his bit though. He and his wonderful wife brought us up in a 2 up 2 down terraced house with an outside loo. 5 of us. What I have today has nothing to do with anyone other than myself and my wonderful parents who had nowt, nothing, zilch. It certainly has absolutely nothing to do with any of governments Ive lived under since 1954. Not sure what this has to do with this thread, maybe it should be in the politics thread, having said that, every thread is a politics thread. Isn’t it? Similar here, Dad drove a tank from Arromanche to the Elbe via Holland and Belgium then a Bolton bus (not much difference I suppose) and brought four of us up with very little. That is what being English means to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Rudy said: No Thanks But pissing myself 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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