Moderators Carlos Posted April 24, 2014 Moderators Share Posted April 24, 2014 Not English eh, fuck them then, let someone invade them, soon be English again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I've just seen them on the news speaking utter jibberish. They're no better than the Welsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Bet the Germans and the Chinks can't wait to set up alliances in the exportation of Cornish Pasties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Me and some mates went to Cornwall on a lad's holiday when we were about 18-19... Every afternoon/early evening we'd come back to the caravan for some tea and a smoke before going out for the night. Every night on the telly there was new reports of sex crimes on their version of Granada Reports, different ones, every single night - for a week. They should have renamed the news 'Cornish Sexcase Rollcall'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Did the number of offences dwindle when your mob went home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) I was going to add to that post, that after about four days we came to a consensus that... "Well, when in Rome..." But there's probably cases still unsolved down there. Edited April 24, 2014 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Im there in May. Do i need a passport or any jabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Based on my knowledge of one Cornish lass (32FF) I can confirm they're all anti-English. Had this conversation a few times with her. She claimed not to be English, but Cornish. I said to her she can protest and whine as much as she likes, but she's English whether she likes it or not. She even supports Wales when the egg chasing competitions are on. Weird. Best tits in the world though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 2 things? Any pics Daz? Why are they anti English out of interest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 2 things? Any pics Daz? Why are they anti English out of interest? Alas, no Tomski. It's a shame things didn't work out between the two of us. You'd have enjoyed meeting her. She never properly explained (or I never properly listened) but I got the impression it was a similar mindset as the Scotch and the Welsh. She'd support whoever was playing against England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Alas, no Tomski. It's a shame things didn't work out between the two of us. You'd have enjoyed meeting her. She never properly explained (or I never properly listened) but I got the impression it was a similar mindset as the Scotch and the Welsh. She'd support whoever was playing against England. To be fair I'm not surprised you didn't listen to her, better stuff to look at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 They consider themselves Celts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I thought they had more in common historically with the Bretons in Northern France than England? The Breton language I believe is very similar to Cornish and the rest of the Celtic languages and different from French (I think the Cornish actually settled in Brittany.) Which is also why those in Brittany see themselves as different from the rest of France and as part of the Celtic nations along with Wales, Scotland (which was historically populated by the Picts in the East before it was colonised by the 'Scots' from rather confusingly Ireland, in the West.) Ireland, Cornwall, and the Isle of Man. So this is why the folk in Kernow see themselves differently as they have language and cultural ties with all of the above rather than Anglo Saxon England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Bretons, Cornish, Gaelic and Welsh languages are all closely related. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Oh and why you have names like Le Roy and Le Saux in the region, and as we're on a Henry V quoting tip this week as Henry goes round the camp before the battle of Agincourt in disguise to see how the troops are coping he is asked his name and he say Le Roy, to which Pistol replies, are thou of Cornish crew? And Henry replies he's a Welshman. God I'm boring myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Fuck them, give them independence and see how long they last just selling pasties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Oh and why you have names like Le Roy and Le Saux in the region, and as we're on a Henry V quoting tip this week as Henry goes round the camp before the battle of Agincourt in disguise to see how the troops are coping he is asked his name and he say Le Roy, to which Pistol replies, are thou of Cornish crew? And Henry replies he's a Welshman. God I'm boring myself. I think you'll find Le Roy is generally a black person's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I think you'll find Le Roy is generally a black person's name. Oh very good - have a plus one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I think you'll find Le Roy is generally a black person's name. You sicken me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted April 25, 2014 Author Moderators Share Posted April 25, 2014 This train line that collapsed at Dawlish, I reckon we should build a new one that stops before Cornwall. Let them build their own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Oh and why you have names like Le Roy and Le Saux in the region, and as we're on a Henry V quoting tip this week as Henry goes round the camp before the battle of Agincourt in disguise to see how the troops are coping he is asked his name and he say Le Roy, to which Pistol replies, are thou of Cornish crew? And Henry replies he's a Welshman. God I'm boring myself. Le Roy can often be found in Morris Green. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Le Roy can often be found in Morris Green. I hear he keeps vern troyer in his garage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I hear he keeps vern troyer in his garage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Alas, no Tomski. It's a shame things didn't work out between the two of us. You'd have enjoyed meeting her. She never properly explained (or I never properly listened) but I got the impression it was a similar mindset as the Scotch and the Welsh. She'd support whoever was playing against England. What if there was a Cornishman in the England team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 25, 2014 Site Supporter Share Posted April 25, 2014 I'm in York right now Lovely city, but they seem Awfully proud of their history of basically being bummed by Scandinavians. Would never have happened in Lancashire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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