Site Supporter Spider Posted April 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2021 29 minutes ago, Sweep said: Why not just shit in your bath/shower cubicle, and then scrape a bit off into the receptacle they give you. Then you shower the surface down, nice and clean. Let's be honest, most of us have a piss and/or a shit when in the shower anyway, and then just poke the poo down the plug hole with our toes. It's no worse than doing that is it. Let's (literally) clear something up right now. Normal folk do not - ever - shit in the shower and consider it a fairly innocuous activity. It's slap bang in the middle of a 3-way Venn Diagram consisting of Scat fetishists / Serial murderers / cat owners. I'd say you're less than a dozen showers away from catching a turd and squashing it with demented glee into your wife's bottle of conditioner then smearing any leftovers all over the tiling. I hadn't previously, but I now picture you as having the wide-eyed, fast moving stare of a twitchy rapist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 (edited) @Francis Fogarty So you drop the lot in one go like a circus animal? Your ringer needs a retread if so... Edited April 12, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, Dimron said: Too complicated, if you're owt like me after the first coffee of the morning you can't be messin' around making a bog roll cradle when the old turtle is sticking his head out. See the reply to Francis. If you don't have a modicum of sphincter control you belong in the apery with the chimpanzees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: you belong in the apery with the chimpanzees. Wouldn't mind that, I'll learn some new wanking moves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Porcupine dildos? https://www.livescience.com/12944-animals-evolved-masturbate.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Spider said: I hadn't previously, but I now picture you as having the wide-eyed, fast moving stare of a twitchy rapist. If you've never met Sweep in "real" life, that's a frighteningly accurate guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Traf said: If you've never met Sweep in "real" life, that's a frighteningly accurate guess. That description is more Garrp or Pablo than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 what if you knock a Mix out and add that to a shit sample would they think your a BIG GAYER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2021 39 minutes ago, Sweep said: That description is more Garrp or Pablo than me Deflection alert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Sweep said: Why not just shit in your bath/shower cubicle, and then scrape a bit off into the receptacle they give you. Then you shower the surface down, nice and clean. Let's be honest, most of us have a piss and/or a shit when in the shower anyway, and then just poke the poo down the plug hole with our toes. It's no worse than doing that is it. At least you now know why no plumber in the Borough will come and unblock your sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 15 minutes ago, little whitt said: what if you knock a Mix out and add that to a shit sample would they think your a BIG GAYER NHS is inclusive so no probs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted April 12, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 12, 2021 49 minutes ago, little whitt said: what if you knock a Mix out and add that to a shit sample would they think your a BIG GAYER Is this a GERMAN thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Spider said: Is this a GERMAN thing? I think blowing spunk bubbles when you fart is just an occupational hazard of visiting GERMANY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 hours ago, Escobarp said: I think blowing spunk bubbles when you fart is just an occupational hazard of visiting GERMANY It's an art form like blowing smoke rings, I think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 16, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2021 On 12/04/2021 at 14:08, Francis Fogarty said: I actually did it this time and it was as fraught as I imagined. All night I was envisaging lots of possible shit based scenarios. In the event I used one of the dogs poo bags (my poo) and scraped as specified. I was right about not having enough hands mind. Scraping my arse outside is still on my bucket list. Further to this, I can confirm my sample came back clean (so to speak) and I can look forward to two years trouble free shitting. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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